NOTE: This story is based on the Wonder Woman TV series w/Lynda Carter, and
takes place in MODERN America. There's bondage, tickling, and some other
stuff thrown in. I was inspired by the "Perils of Batgirl" series. Enjoy!
Also, at the end of the story is a quick survey; your responses to it will be
anonymized, and is designed to help me improve the stories a bit.
The Perils Of Wonder Woman: Sweet Revenge
"Well, it's in all of the papers, Diana. Dr. Ira Schawtz has been convicted
of conspiracy, reckless endangerment, sexual harassment, grand larceny, and
rank odor." said Harold Farnum in the cafeteria.
"Rank odor?" said a perplexed Diana Prince.
"Just kidding. It's amazing how much evidence the IADC gave to the police to
convict this guy. And get this, some big shot judge just gave Darla Star and
Chandler Crane a reduced sentence for their long list of high-tech robberies!
I think they only have probation or something." said Harold.
"It's a strange world we live in, Harold." said Diana.
"I'll say. Especially those ex-patients who gave those statements to the
police about Dr. Schawtz's conduct. That basically nailed the coffin shut for
that guy!" replied Harold. "I tell you, Diana, if I was that Schawtz guy I'd
be plenty mad!"
* * *
From a hotel room an angry Dr. Irwin Schawtz, twin brother to Ira Schawtz,
reads the news with great disfavor.
"Blast! Curse those harlots! A perfectly wondrous sexual fantasy and larceny
operation destroyed by that Wonder Woman! Ira my brother, you may lament in
jail for years to come but I will have revenge on your behalf! YES! REVENGE!"
yelled Dr. Irwin Schawtz as he left his room and entered his car with a small
black duffel bag full of goodies.
* * *
That afternoon was an unseasonably warm winter day that broke nearly all of
the weather records, reaching a warm sunny 72 degrees. Many went outside to
enjoy the warm sun and sweetened air, among them was Diana Prince, who
managed to get the a half a day off.
Diana on her way home from IADC headquarters and was on her way back to her
temporary apartment within the city until she heard an older man cry for help
from an abandoned building.
"Help me. Help me. I have fallen, and I can not get up." nonchalantly said
Diana wasted no time, finding an isolated alley and spinning in a circle. A
bright flash, and crack of thunder later, Diana Prince was once again Wonder
Woman. Entering the building, she noticed an older man laying on mattress.
"Sir? Are you all right? Where does it hurt?" said Wonder Woman as she
kneeled down beside the man.
"Oh, I'm just fine, my dear...." smiled the man as he quickly pulled off
Wonder Woman's power belt. Drained of her super strength, Wonder Woman found
herself to be overpowered by the man's weight as he tackled her onto her
stomach on the mattress.
"What are you doing? Who are you????" asked Wonder Woman as she tried to
"You'll know soon enough, me dear." giggled the man as he tied Wonder Woman's
hands behind her back. Despite her kicking, the man was quickly bound her
ankles, then wrapped several ropes around Wonder Woman's arms and chest,
firmly tying her up. As an added measure, he quickly wrapped some more ropes
around her thighs to bind her legs.
The man then revealed himself to Wonder Woman as DR. IRWIN SCHAWTZ!
"No! You're in jail. How-?" exclaimed a shocked Wonder Woman as she struggled
against the ropes.
"No, that was my twin brother Ira. I'm Dr. Irwin Schawtz, at your service.
It seems you ruined a sinfully wonderful and marvelous theft and fantasy
operation my brother had Wonder Woman, and he now laments in jail. I am here
for revenge." gloated Dr. Schawtz.
"What are you going to do to me?" sternly asked Wonder Woman.
"Only what my brother wanted to do to you...." smiled Dr. Schawtz as he
removed a large feather duster from his bag, and began tickling Wonder
Woman's chest and breasts. Despite her resistance, Wonder Woman found herself
"NO! Ha-ha! Stop it! Hee-hee! You'll...hee-hee-hee...never...ah-ha-ha...get
away...with...this! AH! OH! Stop tickling me!" angrily laughed Wonder Woman.
"Let's see if those pretty knees are ticklish..." said Dr. Schawtz as he
began rubbing right above Wonder Woman's knees.
"AAAH! NO!" giggled Wonder Woman.
"All right, my dear. I think that is enough." smiled Dr. Schawtz.
"Thank...ah-ha-ha...thank goodness." panted Wonder Woman.
"Yes. Now to eliminate you once and for all!" evily cackled Dr. Schawtz as
he revealed several sticks of dynamite with an alarm clock timer attached.
Placing it a few feet away from the tied up Wonder Woman, he activated it.
"Good bye, Wonder Woman. It has been most pleasurable for me, but business
is business, and vengeance must be mine." smiled Dr. Schawtz as he left the
* * *
While Wonder Woman continued struggling to get free from the ropes to diffuse
the bomb, Dr. Schawtz continued his plan of vengeance, targeting the house of
Sally the Scufflin' Gal.
Sally was enjoying the warm weather, and was outside sun bathing. Wearing a
tight blue spandex two piece bikini, the sun glistened off her tone, trim
The doorbell rang.
"Now who could that be?" asked Sally as she went back into the house to
answer the door. Opening the door, she noticed a man with a pizza box.
"Yes?" asked Sally.
"Hi, here's your delivery, miss." said the man.
"I didn't order no pizza." said Sally in her twangy accent.
"Are you sure? Well, this is my last delivery for the day, what do you say
you keep it for free?" offered the man.
"Ah-sure! C'moan in." smiled Sally as she let the man in, unknowing that it
was the evil Dr. Schawtz in disguise.
"You're very beautiful." said the man.
"Why, thank yew." replied Sally. "Say, you look familiar to me. Do I know
yew?" asked Sally.
"um-No." replied the man.
Sally shrugged and opened the pizza box. A strange pink mist rushed force,
putting Sally fast to sleep.
"Blondes, go figure." said Dr. Schawtz as picked up Sally and carried her to
the bedroom. Sitting her in a chair, Dr. Schawtz went to work. Dr. Schawtz
first tied Sally's hands behind the chair and then wrapped some more ropes
around her chest, breasts, and waist to secure her to the chair. Afterwards
he bound Sally's feet together and bound them to the outer chair frame.
Removing a small makeup brush, Dr. Schawtz began to gently tickle Sally's
chest. "Wakey wakey." evily giggled Dr. Schawtz.
"Unnnh?" stirred Sally. "HEY! What's goin' on here?! Hey! I remember you now!
You're that crazy doctor who tied me up and tickled me!" exclaimed Sally as
she began struggling against the ropes.
"Not quite. I'm his twin brother. But, you ARE right about me being crazy!"
giggled Dr. Schawtz as he began tickling Sally's bound bare feet.
"AH! HALP! SOMEBODY HALP ME!" laughed Sally. "C'moan, this isn't fair! I
can't get outta these ropes, mister!" yelled Sally as Dr. Schawtz continued
tickling her feet.
"AAAAAH! HALP! Stop that mister!" yelled Sally. "You're makin' me moisten
again! Lemme go! I need my hands free or a gorgeous man to enjoy this!"
angrily laughed Sally.
"My dear, the fun has just begun...." smiled Dr. Schawtz.
* * *
Meanwhile, Wonder Woman was still trying to break free from the ropes.
Kicking and squirming, the ropes held.
"These...ropes....are...so....tight....can't move...." thought Wonder Woman
to herself. "Unnnh! These knots aren't getting any looser!" Wonder Woman
looked onward in growing fear at the bomb slowly ticked away.
To Be Continued...
WILL WONDER WOMAN ESCAPE BEFORE THE BOMB EXPLODES? WHAT FIENDISH PLOT DOES
DR. IRWIN SCHAWTZ HAVE IN STORE FOR SALLY? WHO ELSE WILL FALL VICTIM TO THIS
QUEST OF REVENGE? TUNE IN AGAIN FOR THE NEXT CHAPTER OF THE PERILS OF WONDER
WOMAN, "SWEET REVENGE".
Desperately Wonder Woman struggled to get loose as she saw the bomb slowly
tick away. Seeing her power belt a few feet away, Wonder Woman rolled and
grabbed with her hands, returning her super strength. Seconds later Wonder
Woman broke free of the ropes and dashed to stop the bomb. Unfortunately, it
was too late, and the alarm clock started ringing at full blast. But instead
of setting off the fuse for the dynamite, the alarm clock simply fell apart.
Surprised, Wonder Woman inspected the bomb.
"What the-" said Wonder Woman to herself. "This isn't dynamite! This is just
some cheap clock attacked to some red dowels! Something tells me that this
Dr. Schawtz isn't quite the made genius he claims to be... Still, he'll
probably be after Sally right now...she's the closest one from this
warehouse." said Wonder Woman as she dashed out the door towards Sally's
* * *
Meanwhile, Dr. Schawtz had continued his tickle torture of the bound Sally
the Scufflin' Gal.
"Stop that! Stop ticklin' me! Lemme go!" yelled Sally as she struggled some
"That's enough fun for now, time for revenge!" smiled Dr. Schawtz as he
anesthetized Sally again. Once Sally was fast asleep, Dr. Schawtz went to
After tying all of the ropes that bound Sally, Dr. Schawtz opened his black
bag and revealed a large roll of green herbal gauze. Placing Sally's arms at
her sides and her legs together, he began wrapping the tight herbal gauze
from Sally's shoulders to her ankles, binding her in a tight cocoon. Once
finished, he suddenly overheard Wonder Woman's footsteps entering the house.
"Blast! I knew I should have remembered to close that rear patio door! No
matter, I will finish Wonder Woman this time." said Dr. Schawtz as he hid
behind a doorway.
* * *
Wonder Woman cautiously entered Sally's bedroom, where she saw the tied up
Sally asleep on her bed. Walking toward her, Wonder Woman was suddenly
ambushed from behind, put asleep by a strange pink mist that Dr. Schawtz
fired from a cane. Wonder Woman fell onto the bed, fast asleep.
"Now, for something a little more....unique." said Dr. Schawtz as he carried
Wonder Woman into the garage. Clearing off a large work table, Dr. Schawtz
laid Wonder Woman's asleep body on it. Opening his bag of tricks Dr. Schawtz
revealed a white strait jacket. "Yes, this should do it..." sinisterly
giggled Dr. Schawtz as she placed Wonder Woman in it, crossing her arms
across her chest and fastening it around the back. Placing a small pillow
underneath her head and spreading her legs, Dr. Schawtz went to work.
Removing some chains encased in light plastic, Dr. Schawtz bound Wonder
Woman's feet at her ankles to the work table. Afterwards he wrapped the
chains around Wonder Woman's strait-jacketed chest, strapping her firmly to
Acquring a small feather duster, Dr. Schawtz gently stroked and brushed it
across Wonder Woman's face.
"Wake up, my dear... wake up..." cackled Dr. Schawtz.
Wonder Woman soon awoke and tried to move, but couldn't! She then tried to
sit up, only to feel the chains hold her down. Trying to move her legs, she
felt her body restrained by the chains binding her feet.
"Struggle all you like, my dear, these chains were stolen for a top secret
research facility. They are more than strong enough to hold you." snided Dr.
Schawtz. Dr. Schawtz gave an evil smile, and began tickling Wonder Woman by
rubbing her knees.
"NO!" panted Wonder Woman as she giggled. "Stop it! AH! HEE-HEE! I can't
move!" giggled Wonder Woman. "Yes, my dear, struggle all you like..." laughed
Dr. Schawtz as he tickled her some more.
"Well, that was fun, but I think Sally is awakening now. I'll see you in a
few minutes." said Dr. Schawtz as he left.
"I have to get out of these bonds..." said Wonder Woman to herself as she
struggled against the tight strait jacket.
* * *
When Dr. Schawtz arrived Sally started to awaken, and noticed her situation.
Struggling frantically, she yelled out, "Unnnnh! Untie me! You got me wrapped
up like some mummy! Lemme go!"
"Not a chance, my dear." smiled Dr. Schawtz as she began tickling Sally's
feet, making her laugh and squirm.
"Halp! Somebody halp me! AH! Ah!" laughed Sally.
"You're a lot of fun." smiled Dr. Schawtz. "I think I'll forget my revenge
quest on the other woman and simply focus on you and Wonder Woman." smiled
Dr. Schawtz as he picked up and carried Sally to her van. Gagging her, he
left her struggling in his van while he went to get Wonder Woman.
* * *
When her entered the garage Wonder Woman was still struggling to no avail
against the chains and strait jacket. "Now my dear, it's time for some more
tickling..." sinisterly replied Dr. Schawtz.
Suddenly, the chains began to snap and break. Dr. Schawtz was in shock and
paralyzed with fear as Wonder Woman broke free of the chains. Standing on her
feet, Wonder Woman broke free of the strait jacket, ripping it to shreds.
"Those chains were hardly strong enough to hold me for long, Dr. Schawtz.
Where did you say you stole them from?" confidently asked Wonder Woman.
"uuuuuuh, would you believe Home Depot?" said Dr. Schawtz as he made a dash
to attack Wonder Woman, only to meet a swift kick in the groin.
"AUUUUGH!" groaned Dr. Schawtz as he slumped to the floor.
Wonder Woman smiled. "It's a lucky thing I held back..."
"I don't feel so lucky..." groaned Dr. Schawtz.
* * *
After restraining Dr. Irwin Schawtz, Wonder Woman quickly freed Sally. Days
later Dr. Irwin Schawtz found himself in jail, not too far from his brother's
"Thanks, Irwin, I appreciated the effort." said Ira as he passed by his cell.
"How long do you think we will be in jail?" asked Irwin. "Oh, I dunno. Give
or take some factors, I would say we will be escaping in a few days."
"Marvelous...." cackled Irwin.
THE END....FOR NOW
SO ENDS ANOTHER CHAPTER IN THE PERILS OF WONDER WOMAN. IN THE NEXT SEGMENT
OF STORIES AGENT DIANA PRINCE GOES AFTER THE INSANE INVISIBLE MANIAC, WHO
IS PLOTTING TO RUIN A CONTEST TO INHERIT THE GAULT FORTUNE! THE CONTESTANTS
THEMSELVES HAVE THEIR OWN DIABOLICAL PLANS, AND HAVE ACCOMPLISHED SKILLS IN
THE FIELD OF ROPEWORK. THE CONTESTANTS INCLUDE KIM WYLDER, TANYA FOXY, AND
THE ENIGMATIC LEITINA! TUNE IN AGAIN FOR THE NEXT EXCITING CHAPTER IN THE
AMAZING SAGA OF WONDER WOMAN!