Disclaimer: Wacky Races belongs to Hanna-Barbera Productions. This story is
not-for-profit, but I own it.

Date: 02/27/2006

Rating: NC-17

Warnings: Drug use, Male/female sex, strong language

Category: Het

Pairing: Luke/Penelope Pitstop

Feedback: Yes, I want feedback.

Archive: Yes

Other Notes: This story takes place after the show's final episode.

Summary: After the Wacky Racers return to their hotel in order to celebrate
surviving another race, Luke invites his fellow racer, Penelope Pitstop to
his hotel room for a sip of some moonshine.

Dedications: None so far.

Wacky Races: The Pussycat And The Chug-A-Bug
by Andrew Troy Keller ([email protected])

Let me ask all of you nice folks this one question: What would happen if you
had just won the latest NASCAR race and one of your fellow racers has invited
you to join him or her in celebrating your finally making it to the race's
own Victory Lane... and celebrate it in a really big way?

Suddenly, I'm beginning to take it by the silence that there are some of you
folks who are having some problem with trying to figure out what I was trying
to get at, which -- of course -- means that I might as well answer the
forementioned question by telling you the story that I'm writing right now.

You see, it was on February the 27th that all the competitors of the latest
Wacky Race had crossed the finish line with Penelope Pitstop and her car, the
Compact Pussycat having finished in first place, followed by the Red Max, the
Slag Brothers -- Rock and Gravel -- in the Bouldermobile, Rufus Roughcut and
Sawtooth in the Buzz Wagon, Professor Pat Pending in the Convertacar, The Ant
Hill Mob in the Bulletproff Bomb, Sgt. Blast and Pvt. Meekley, Luke and
Blubber Bear in the Arkansas Chug-A-Bug and -- of course, always last -- Dick
Dastardly and Muttley in the Mean Machine.

Anyway, it was after they had gotten themselves back to their hotel after
the race that Dick had stormed into his hotel room to cry his head off -- as
usual -- and the rest of the Wacky Racers had gone into the hotel bar to
celebrate yet another day of surviving another such race without getting
themselves killed.

But that was before a curious Luke has turned his head towards the lovely
Penelope -- who was sitting at the bar -- and noticed that she was about to
order herself a drink, he has decided to walk over to the driver of the
Compact Pussycat, placed his gentle hand on her shoulder and said, "You
know, Miss Penelope. If you really want to have yourself a real victory
drink, I hereby invite you to come to my hotel room and share a good jug of
pure moonshine with me."

And after he had heard the invitation that Luke has given her, the first
thing that had gone through the mind of the reluctant Penelope was to tell
him that she was unable to accept such an invitation, but after she had
realized that if she were to do that, she would be no better than Dick
Dastardly himself, she had taken a deep breath, looked at Luke with a smile
on her face and said, "You know, Luke. I would really like to join you for
some of that moonshine."

And then, after they had stepped out of the bar and started walking towards
Luke's hotel room, Penelope has turned her head towards his Wacky Race car,
the Arkansas Chug-A-Bug and noticed that his furry friend named Blubber Bear
was sleeping in that very car.

"Oh, you have nothing to fear, Miss Penelope. It just that Blubber always
enjoys sleeping in the Chug-A-Bug. So, do you still want to share that jug
of moonshine with me?" a smiling Luke has said to a curious Penelope just
before they had stepped inside the hotel room, where she had sat herself
down on a chair and he had pulled a cork off of one of his moonshine jugs.

But just as he was about to take a gulp of the moonshine, the Wacky Racer
named Luke has looked over at Penelope, sat himself on the bed next to the
chair, handed the jug to her and said, "Here, Miss Penelope. I might as
well do what my Ma and Pa had taught me to do. I should let a lady go first."

And then, after she had realized that her fellow Wacky Racer has been raised
by kind and generous people, a suddenly-understanding Penelope has taken a
swallow of the moonshine, only to have a sudden boomerang effect take hold
of the driver of the Compact Pussycat and cause her to get out of the chair,
take two woberly steps towards Luke and plopped herself down on the bed.

But then, after they had shared a small chuckle between them, both Luke and
Penelope had looked at each other for a minute or two and kissed each other
ever so passionately on the lips just before they had stripped off all of
their clothes and he had started licking all over her bare-ass naked body --
all the way down to her hot, wet pussy and carressing her firm breasts.

And after she had slowly licked her lips, a boozed-up Penelope has placed her
hands on Luke's bare shoulders and said, "Aaaahhhh, yeeeessss! That's it! Do
it, Luke! Touch me! Touch me there! Suck my wet pussy dry! Aaaahhhh!"

Then, after Luke has turned himself around and allowed his fellow Wacky
Racer to start sucking on his stiff cock, Penelope has suddenly realized
that even though her little experience was due to her having taken a sip
of some moonshine, she was indeed experiencing something that she had never
experienced with any one of her fellow Wacky Racers before, for she was
experiencing pure and untamed erotica... and enjoying every minute of it.

Just then, after he had placed his stone hard dick inside her asshole
and used each of his hands to carress both her tits and snatch, a
sexually-energized Penelope has placed her hands on Luke's bare arms and

And then, after they had started moving themselves harder and faster and
their lovemaking has finally crossed the finish lane to win its last race,
the two newfound lovers had came and collapsed due to exhaustion and fell
asleep with their naked arms in a lover's embrace.

Just then, after she had woken-up from her little nap, Penelope has placed
her hand on her forehead, looked around the room and noticed that her erotic
experience with Luke was real, instead of just a dream induced by a swallow
of his very own moonshine.

Of course, that has caused the driver of the Compact Pussycat to get herself
off the bed, put all of her clothes back on, write a note for Luke and placed
it on the pillow next to his just before she had left his hotel room and
walked back to hers.

And then, on the very next day, after he had woken-up from his own period of
slumber and noticed that he was the only one in the room, a curious Luke has
turned his head towards the note on the second pillow, picked it up and
started reading the note that says, "Luke -- I really do want to thank you
for your kind invitation and a sip of your moonshine. As for what has
happened between the both of us, I just want to keep it a secret from anybody
else. I only hope that you're able to agree with me. -- Until the next Wacky
Race, Miss Penelope Pitstop."



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