Disclaimer: Taxi belongs to John-Charles-Walters Productions and Paramount
Productions. Playboy Magazine belongs to Hugh M. Hefner and Playboy
Enterprises, Incorporated. This story is not-for-profit, but I own it.
Warnings: Drug use, voyurism, BDSM, strong language, male solo sex,
male/female sex, female solo sex, female/female sex
Categories: Het, slash, bi
Pairing: Bobby/Elaine/Carol Shaya
Feedback: Yes, I want feedback.
Summary: After Elaine's car stalls out on her, Bobby offers to drive her
home, only to have them stop in front of a NYPD patrol officer named Carol
Other Notes: This AU story is a bithday gift for Jeff Conaway -- who was born
on the Fifth day of October, 1950 -- and based on a pictorial in the August
1994 Issue of PLAYBOY Magazine.
Dedication: Happy 56th Birthday to Jeff Conaway! -- ATK 2006
Taxi: Happy Birthday, Bobby
by Andrew Troy Keller ([email protected])
It had all began on the Fifth day of the month of October, which was when a
New York City cab driver and aspiring actor named Bobby Wheeler had driven
his cab back to the Sunshine Cab Company, turned his assigned packet to the
cab company's dispatcher named Louie DePalma and said 'hi' to three of his
fellow cabbies -- Alex Reiger, Tony Banta and 'Reverend Jim' Ignatowski --
just before his fourth fellow cabbie named Elaine Nardo had walked over to
Louie's cage, tapped on the glass and said, "Say, Louie. My car has stalled
out on me again. Could you please let Latka bring it in here and fix it?"
But instead of allowing the cab company's mechanic, Latka Gravas go see if
he would be able to fix Elaine's suddenly-damaged car, an upset Louie had
given her a good hard stare and answered, "What the fucking hell do you
think we are, Nardo? Triple-A?"
But just as she was about to say another word to Louie, a noble Bobby had
walked over to Elaine, gave her a gentle tap on her shoulder and said, "Say,
Elaine. If you need to get back home to your kids, I'll be happy to give you
a lift. That is if you don't mind."
And after she had given that idea some thought and agreed to accept her good
friend's invitation, both Bobby and Elaine had said 'good night' to their
fellow Sunshine Cab Company drivers and stepped outside the building, where
they had gotten into his car and he had started driving towards the aprtment
building that she was living in with her kids.
But suddenly, just as they were halfway over to that very apartment building,
a police officer had raised up his hand and caused a confused Bobby to stop
his car just before the NYPD patrol officer had walked his way over to the
car and tapped on the glass of the driver's side door.
That had caused a curious Bobby to roll down that window and both he and
Elaine to discover that the police officer was actually a hot-looking babe
who had bared a striking resemblance to Carol Shaya, a female NYPD officer
who had done a nude pictorial in the August 1994 Issue of PLAYBOY Magazine.
Anyway, after she had looked at the two good friends with a friendly smile
on her face and asked, "Driver, could you and the passenger do me a favor and
step out of the car please?", both Bobby and Elaine had gotten themselves out
of the car, took a deep breath, spread their legs and placed their hands on
the hood of the car.
That was before a smiling Carol had looked at Bobby and whispered, "Happy
Birthday, Bobby," just before she had taken a chloroform-dipped cloth out
of her pocket and placed it underneath Elaine's nose, causing her to try
to break herself free of Carol's grip.
But even though she had tried as hard as she could to release herself from
Carol's grip, the fumes from the chloroform had became too strong and caused
Elaine to have no choice, but to succumb to those fumes, drop down to the
ground and become unconscious.
Just then, after she had finally woken herself up from her little nap and
noticed that she had been placed inside a room in a loft apartment, stripped
bare-ass naked and tied down to a chair, she had tried to free herself from
her bondage -- without any success -- and yelled, "WHAT THE FUCKING HELL IS
GOING ON HERE?! WHERE ARE YOU, YOU FUCKING BITCH?! WHAT DID YOU DO TO BOBBY?!
I WANT TO KNOW AND I WANT TO KNOW RIGHT NOW!!"
That was before a door had opened and allowed a nude Carol and Bobby step
inside the room and she had placed her hand on Elaine's chin and said, "You
know, Elaine! It's not very nice to call anyone a fucking bitch!Even if they
are willing to allow you to have the most fantastic sexual experience of your
life!Go ahead and fuck her, Birthday Boy!"
And after Carol had moved herself away from the helpless Elaine, Bobby had
started stroking his stiff cock right in front of his fellow cabbie just
before he had moved himself closer to Elaine and started licking all over
her nude body -- all the way down to her exposed cunt and carressing her
And then, after Carol had started pumping two of her fingers in and out of
her hot, wet pussy and carressing her own tits with the other hand, Elaine
had closed her eyes and said, "Aaaahhhh! Please, Bobby! Don't do this! Stop!
Oooohhhh! Please, Bobby! Don't stop! Yeeeessss! That's it! Do it, Bobby!
Touch me! Touch me there! Suck my wet pussy dry! Aaaahhhh!"
Then, after Carol had moved herself over to Elaine and allowed the bound
cabbie to start sucking on her firm breasts, Elaine had suddenly realized
that even though she was forced to have hot and steamy sex with Bobby and
his friend against her will, she was experiencing something that she had
never experienced with any of her fellow Sunshine Cab Company drivers
before, for she was experiencing pure and untamed erotica... and enjoying
every minute of it.
Just then, after Bobby has freed Elaine from her bondage, placed his stone
hard dick inside Carol's hot, moist snatch and started licking on Elaine's
pussy, Elaine had started sucking on Carol's tits, causing a
sexually-energized Carol to place her hands on Elaine's bare back and yell
at the top of her lungs, "AAAAHHHH, YES! THAT'S IT! DO IT, ELAINE! DO IT,
BOBBY! TOUCH ME! SUCK MY TITS! FUCK THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME! MAKE ME WANNA
And then, after the newfound bi-sexual lovers had started moving themselves
harder and faster and their lovemaking has finally made it back to their
New York City home, Bobby, Elaine and Carol had came and collapsed due to
exhaustion and fell asleep with their naked arms in a lover's embrace.
Just then, on the very next day, both Bobby and Elaine had walked into the
garage of the Sunshine Cab Company just in time for a curious Alex to notice
that his two good friends were holding hands and sharing a small chuckle
between them, causing him to walk up to Bobby and Elaine and ask, "So, where
did you two actually go to last night?"
And after both Bobby and Elaine had looked and smiled at each other, she
had looked at Alex, placed her gentle hand on his shoulder and answered,
"Oooohhhh, we had just gone to a special place to wish a very good friend
a happy birthday, that's all."