This story is fictional. The characters are fictional and the situation is purely fantasy and there's nothing wrong with fantasy.
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That 70's Show: Best Summer Ever (MF,MMF,Mf,MMf,cons,oral,anal,inc)
by Tori ([email protected])
Eric Forman wandered around the empty house, bored silly. This summer was supposed to be the best. It was the last summer before his senior year but ever since his breakup with Donna, he'd been a lost soul. Worse yet was when Donna ran away with Kelso to California to live with her Mother. The only people left were Hyde, Fez and the ever annoying Jackie. Jackie was cute but she never shut the fuck up. Hyde had a job and was never around and as much as he liked Fez, the foreign exchange student could be tiresome with his constant whining about never getting laid.
Eric walked over and opened the door to the basement but changed his mind and decided to go up to his room for a nap instead. As he was closing the door, he heard voices and then moaning and then he heard Jackie's voice saying, "Fuck me harder Steven. Do it, shove that big cock up my tight little ass."
Eric stood there for a minute listening and suddenly realized what was going on. Hyde had been hooking up with Jackie and was downstairs fucking her on the couch. Even better, he was fucking her in the ass. He kept listening to the sounds emanating from below. Jackie was grunting and begging for Steven's cock when he felt his own cock getting hard. He stood at the top of the stairs and pulled it out and started to jerk off.
"FUCK!!! FUCK ME I'M CUMMMINGGG!!" screamed Jackie.
Eric suddenly came all over his hand and that was when he heard his Father Red clear his throat.
"What the fuck are you doing pervert?"
Eric quickly put his cum covered cock back in his jeans and said, "What? Wait! Nothing! I wasn't doing anything."
Red looked at him and said, "Do that shit up in your room dumbass or I'll put my foot up your ass." Disgusted with his son, Red turned and walked out to the garage while Eric quickly shut the basement door and ran upstairs.
As Red headed for the garage, he realized his toolbox was down in the basement where he left it after installing the new water heater. He turned and walked down the back stairs and opened the door only to find Jackie on top of Hyde. Jackie had her feet on either side of Steven as she slammed her ass up and down on Hyde's hard cock. Neither one of them heard Red open the door and all Red could do was stand there and stare at the gorgeous teen fucking Hyde.
Jackie slammed her ass down hard on Hyde's cock and screamed again, "FUCK MEEEEEEE!!!! FUCK MYYYY ASSSSSSSS !!!!!!!"
Red yelled, "HOLY FUCK!" making both Jackie and Hyde look over at him.
Hyde quickly pushed Jackie off of him and said, "SHIT! Red! What the fuck?"
Jackie fell to the floor and tried to cover her naked body and said, "Jesus Christ Steven! You almost killed me."
Hyde stood up and said, "Shut up Jackie."
Red shut the door and came over to the couch and tossed Jackie her dress. He said, "Here, cover yourself." He looked at Steven and said, "Hyde, care to tell me what's going on?"
Hyde grabbed his jeans and pulled them on said, "I think it was pretty obvious, don't you?"
Red smirked and said, "Wise crack all you want but you'd better tell me before I put my foot in both your asses."
Hyde chuckled and said, "You'd probably have no problems getting your foot up Jackie's ass right about now."
Jackie stood up, pulling her dress on and punched Hyde in the arm. "Steven, you suck!" She grabbed her purse and ran out of the basement, leaving Red and Hyde staring at each other.
Red looked at Hyde and smiled. "So, she takes it up the ass, does she?"
Hyde sat down and said, "Yeah. Who would have thought that stuck up bitch would let anyone in her ass, let alone me."
Red sat on the lawn chair next to the couch and said, "Listen Steven, you're 18 and can do what you want but that girl is only 16 and if you get caught, it's called statutory rape. With your record, that means jail time for sure."
Steven thought about it for a second and said, "Yeah, but Red, that ass is so fucking good, you know? Ever since Kelso dumped her, she's been hanging onto me like a leech. Before I knew it, she was giving me blowjobs and finally, last weekend, she begged me to fuck her. I mean, she's a bitch and everything but damn she's a great fuck."
Red sat back and said, "She sucks your cock, does she? You know, I wouldn't mind getting a blowjob from her. It's been a long time since any woman's sucked my cock. Kitty never did and never will. Christ, the last time I got a blowjob was over in Korea with some ten cent whore in a bar."
Hyde chuckled and said, "Did you put your foot up her ass?"
Red smirked and said, "No, dumbass."
Hyde looked at him and said, "All kidding aside, you've never actually put your foot up someone's ass, have you?"
Red got serious and said, "I've only ever done that once and it's nothing I ever want to talk about."
A second later he said, "Listen Steven, I'll turn the other cheek about you and the Burkhardt girl if you get her to, you know, service my member."
Hyde stood up and said, "Tell you what, I'll get her down here tomorrow afternoon and we'll just let nature take its course, OK?"
Red stood up, grabbed his tool box and said, "Sounds good."
* * *
The next day, Red gave Eric a list of chores to do that would keep him out of the house all day. He sat upstairs watching Donahue waiting for Steven to give him the OK to come downstairs. He heard voices below him and knew that Jackie was there and then a few minutes later, Steven poked his head into the room and said, "Pssst, Red, give me ten minutes and come down."
Red nodded and looked at his watch. He stripped off his clothes and exactly ten minutes later, he opened the door to the basement and heard Hyde and Jackie. The sounds they were making were obvious to anyone with half a brain as to what they were doing. Red slowly made his way down the stairs and saw Jackie on the couch with Steven behind her fucking her doggie style. Jackie had her face buried in a pillow while Steven plowed her pussy. He looked back at Red and gave him a nod. Red walked to the side of couch in front of Jackie and stroked his cock. Steven grabbed Jackie by the hair and pulled her head up.
Jackie said, "Owww Steven, that hurts." She opened her eyes and was staring right at Red's ten inches. "HOLY SHIT!" she screamed.
Red slapped his dick against her cheek and said, "Holy shit is right. Open up slut."
Jackie smiled and licked her lips and then opened her mouth. Red pushed his fat cock between her glossy pink lips and it felt wonderful. Hyde kept fucking her hard and deep as she began to suck off Red. Red let the tiny teen suck him for a few minutes and then he put his hands on her head and started to fuck her mouth.
Steven kicked it up a notch, slamming her pussy as hard he could. "I'M GOING TO.........I'MMM CUMMMMMMMIIINNNNGGGGGGGG!" he screamed. He pulled out and shot his load all over Jackie's back.
He was shaking off the rest of his cum when Red pulled out of her mouth and shot rope after rope of hot cum all her the cute teen's face. Red took a handful of her long brown hair and wiped his cock off before sitting down on the lawn chair.
Jackie sat up on the couch and used her fingers to wipe the cum out of her eyes and said, "Jesus Christ Mr. Forman. Give me some warning next time, OK?" She ran her fingers through her hair and said, "Ewwwww, you messed up my hair, ewwwwwww."
Red chuckled and said, "You've got cum all over your face and back and you're worried about your hair. What a princess."
Hyde laughed and said, "She is, isn't she but she's cute and she's the best piece of ass in Point Place."
Jackie smiled and slapped his leg and said, "I am and don't you ever forget it."
Red stood up and started for the stairs when Jackie said, "Where are you going Mr. Forman?"
Red stopped and said, "Upstairs. I'll leave you two alone."
Jackie grabbed his hand and pulled it to her tit and said, "Don't you want to fuck me?"
Red squeezed the perfect handful and said, "Well, sure I do but I didn't think you'd let me."
Jackie pulled him around in front of her and said, "I think it's safe to say that we know each other well enough to take it to the next level, don't you Mr. Forman?" She took him into her mouth again and started to suck.
Hyde said, "What am I supposed to do, sit here and watch you two get it on?"
Jackie took Red's cock out of her mouth and said, "Remember that movie we watched the other day?"
She went back to sucking Red and then Steven said, "Oh yeah. I remember. Do you mean what I think you mean?" Jackie kept sucking and nodded. Steven smiled and said, "Oh man. Red, you're going to love this."
When Jackie was satisfied that Red was hard enough, she had him sit down on the couch and climbed on top of him. She guided his cock to her wet pussy and slowly sat down, taking him deep inside of her sloppy hole. Jackie put her arms around his neck and started to bounce up and down on him, taking his cock balls deep into her pussy. Steven got up on the couch and let Jackie suck him as she rode Red. When he was hard as a rock, he hopped off the couch and got behind her. Jackie stopped bouncing long enough for Hyde to push his cock into her tight ass. Jackie yelled out, "FUCK!!! THAT'S.....FUCKKK!!!!!!!"
Steven slowly pushed his entire cock into her ass and when he was fully inside, she started to fuck Red again. Hyde matched her stroke for stroke, feeling Red's cock inside her pussy as he fucked her ass. Jackie hugged Red tight and he could feel her hot breathe on his neck as the two men gave the young girl her first DP.
* * *
Upstairs, Eric walked into the kitchen and set two bags of groceries on the counter. He was putting away the canned goods when he heard Jackie screaming to get fucked harder. He smiled and said, "That fucking Hyde. I can't believe he's got that little slut down there again. If Red catches him, there'll be hell to pay."
He finished putting the groceries away and then walked over and opened the door to the basement.
"FUCK.....FUCK........FUUCCCCKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!" screamed Jackie. She was grunting and moaning with each thrust of the cocks filling her holes.
Eric pulled his cock out, looked around for Red and then started to jerk off. He listened to the sounds of Jackie getting nailed hard and then suddenly, there was another hand on his cock.
"Here little brother, let me help you with that."
He turned and looked at his gorgeous blonde sister Laurie as she stroked his cock. He wanted to stop her but it felt so good that he just closed his eyes and let her wank him off.
She leaned in and whispered, "Who's down there?"
Eric said, "Hyde and Jackie."
Laurie stroked him harder and said, "Sounds like he's fucking the shit out of her."
Eric felt himself getting ready to cum and said, "Fuck Laurie, I'm going to cum."
She quickly dropped down to her knees and opened her mouth, taking his load. She squeezed the last of it into her mouth and then swallowed it down. "Damn Eric. You cum really tastes good."
She stood up and then both Eric and Laurie heard a familiar voice downstairs.
"Take my cock you little slut. Take it up that tight snatch."
They looked at each other and then Laurie silently mouth the words, "That's Daddy!"
Eric quietly shut the door and took Laurie by the hand and quickly pulled her out to the driveway. "Holy fuck Laurie. Dad's downstairs with Hyde and they're both fucking Jackie Burkhardt."
Laurie paced around in circles and said, "I know, I know. This is so fucked up!"
Eric crossed his arms and said, "Really? Is it as fucked up as you jerking me off and swallowing my cum?"
Laurie stopped and said, "Hey, I was just being nice. If you didn't like it I'll never do it again."
Eric grabbed her shoulders and said, "I didn't say I didn't like it."
Laurie smiled and said, "I know you liked it. Maybe next time I'll even suck it for you."
Eric said, "Really?" He shook his head and said, "Wait, we were talking about Red fucking Jackie. Don't change the subject."
The two siblings sat on the hood of the Vista Cruiser and didn't speak for a long time.
* * *
About an hour later, Jackie came up the back stairs from the basement and walked up to them. "Hi Eric......Laurie."
Laurie looked at her and started to say something but Eric stopped her. He said, "Heeeeyyyy......Jackie. What a surprise. I didn't know you were here. Where's Hyde?"
Jackie turned towards the stairs. "In the basement. He and your Father are, ummmm, they're fixing the dryer. That's right. The dryer is broken."
Laurie laughed and said, "I don't think the dryer is the only thing that got broken."
Jackie looked at her and said, "WHAT??????????"
Laurie got right in front of her and said, "You heard me you little bitch."
Jackie pushed her away and said, "Oh yeah? Come on you whore. I beat your ass once before and I'll beat your ass again. Let's go, bring it on!"
Eric quickly got between the two girls and said, "Calm down, both of you. Jackie, I think it's time for you to go home, don't you?"
Jackie huffed and started walking away.
Eric and Laurie watched and then smiled. They both could tell that her ass must have been hurting by the way she was rubbing it. As soon as she rounded the corner, Laurie looked at Eric and said, "What are we going to do?"
Eric said, "I don't know. Let me talk to Hyde. By the way. Did you mean it when you said you would suck my cock?"
Laurie put her hand on his crotch and squeezed. "Sure little Brother. It's not like I have anything better to do."
* * *
After Laurie went up to her room, Eric waited outside until he saw his Father in the kitchen. He went down to the basement and found Hyde watching a Get Smart rerun. "Hey Foreman, what's shakin'?"
Eric sat on the couch and said, "So, you and Jackie. What's up with that?"
Hyde kept watching the show and shrugged, "Yeah. I got bored and she was available."
Eric punched him in the arm. "Available? Available? What about you and my Dad fucking her? Let's talk about that."
Hyde reached over and turned the TV off. After he sat back down he said, "Don't have cow Foreman. Red caught us yesterday and he suggested a little payment for keeping his mouth shut, that's all."
Eric sat back and said, "I don't believe it. Red fucking Jackie." He thought about it for a minute and said, "So, how tight is that ass anyway?"
Hyde laughed and said, "Let me guess. You want a piece too, right?"
Eric smiled and said, "I do. I really do. I'm so fucking horny."
Hyde reached under the couch for his stash and started rolling a joint. After he lit it, he took a couple of hits and passed it to Eric. "I'll see what I can do, OK?"
Eric took a big hit and passed it back. "OK."
A minute later he said, "Wait, you never told me how tight her ass is."
Hyde coughed and said, "So fucking tight man. At least it used to be."
Both of them started to laugh then got into a coughing spell. After they stopped, Hyde relit the joint and passed it back to Eric. Both were sufficiently stoned by the time Kitty called them up for dinner.
The family ate in silence with both Eric and Laurie unable to look at Red during the entire meal. Hyde just sat there smiling and Kitty, well Kitty was just being Kitty.
* * *
Later that night, Eric was having a dream about Donna. The busty redhead was sucking his cock in the back of the Vista Cruiser. Eric was enjoying the knob job when he realized he wasn't dreaming anymore. He opened his eyes and let them adjust to the darkness and looked down to see Laurie licking his cock.
"I told you I'd suck your cock. Now just lay back and enjoy."
Eric put his hands behind his head and watched his beautiful sister devour his hard meat. She sucked him deep down her throat, each time she stuck her tongue out and licked his balls. Eric tried as hard as he could to keep from cumming but after only a few minutes, he shot his load. Laurie sucked it all into her mouth and swallowed it down in one big gulp.
After she licked him clean, she stuffed his cock back into his PJ's and said, "Sweet dreams little brother."
Eric laid there for a long time after she left and finally drifted off to sleep.
* * *
The next day, Eric had the house to himself. Red was out job hunting, Kitty was pulling another double shift at the hospital, Hyde was working at the Photo Hut and Laurie was out drinking with some of her old college friends. After lunch, he smoked a joint and took a long nap. When he woke up, he flipped through the channels and started watching a Gilligan's Island rerun. He thought about the blowjob Laurie gave him and was just about to jerk off to Maryann and Ginger when the door opened and Jackie came in. She looked awesome. She had on a pair of skin tight black satin slacks, strapped heels and a tiny red sequined tube top that barely covered her perfect 16 year old tits. As she stood in front of him, Eric could only stare at her camel toe.
"Why don't you take a picture Eric, it'll last longer."
Eric blinked and said, "Shit Jackie. WOW! You look so fucking hot!"
Jackie sat on the couch next to him and said, "I know, right? Olivia Newton John wore a pair of these in Grease. I think they make my ass look pretty good, don't' they?"
Eric felt his cock getting hard and shifted on the couch and said, "Pretty good? Jackie, your ass is perfect."
Jackie crossed her legs and ran her fingers through her long brown hair and said, "So, Steven tells me you want to fuck me in the ass."
Eric's jaw dropped and he stared at Jackie with his eyes wide open and said, "He said what?"
Jackie moved closer to him and put her hand on his hard cock and said, "It's OK. Look, I know you and I don't like each other very much but you're his best friend and he said that if I wanted to keep seeing him, I'd have to make some, well, sacrifices." She pulled her tube top down and said, "Do you like my tits?"
Eric leaned down and sucked on her nipples and then said, "You are so fucking hot. I really do want to fuck your ass, if you don't mind."
Jackie unzipped his jeans and pulled his cock out. She said, "I don't mind as long as it makes Steven happy."
As she leaned over and started to suck him, Eric ran his hand down her back and into her slacks, finding her tight little asshole. He pushed his finger into her as she gobbled his cock and said, "Fuck Jackie, you give great head."
Jackie took her mouth off and said, "I've had plenty of practice."
Eric pushed his finger deeper into her ass and said, "I know. Hyde told me all about it."
Surprised, Jackie looked up at him and said, "He told you? What did he tell you?"
Eric pushed her back down on his cock and said, "Later. Just shut up and suck."
Jackie sucked him deep down her throat for a few minutes longer and then got on the couch on her knees and pointed her ass toward him. She looked back over her shoulder and said, "Do you want this?" She ran her hand across her ass and then down along her crack.
Eric stood up and dropped his jeans and underwear and got behind her. He pulled her slacks off, leaving her in her heels and said, "Oh my God. I can't believe I'm going fuck Jackie Burkhardt in the ass."
Jackie put her face on the pillow and reached back with both hands to spread her cheeks apart. "You'd better hurry up before I change my mind."
Eric quickly grabbed his cock and pressed it against her little brown hole. Slowly, he entered her, pushing more and more of his eight inches inside.
Jackie closed her eyes and held her breathe for a moment, allowing her tight little hole to adjust to his cock. "There's just something about a big cock in my ass that's better than anything I've ever felt. Come on Eric, fuck me. Fuck my tight hole."
Eric put his hands on her hips and started to fuck her. Jackie arched her back to allow him to fuck her deeper. "Do it Eric. Fuck me harder. Ram that big cock in my nasty ass" she begged.
Eric got up on his feet and started to drive his cock balls deep into Jackie's ass. He pulled it out and looked at her gaping hole and then shoved it back in all the way. His balls were slapping up against her pussy as he sodomize the high school sophomore. He banged away at her for the better part of 15 minutes and then he said, "Shit Jackie.....damn it......FUCK!!!! I'M GOING TO CUMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!"
He started pumping his load into the gorgeous teen's ass. Jackie could feel his hot load inside of her and she said, "Fill me up mother fucker. FILL ME WITH YOUR CUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!" The cute teen started to shake from her own orgasm and Eric felt her ass squeeze tight around his cock.
When Eric finally pulled his cock out of her ass, he looked down and saw Jackie pushing his load out. Then she did something he never expected. She turned around and took his cock in her mouth and sucked it clean, swallowing what was in her mouth. She sat up next to him and then reached down between her legs and scooped up some cum with her fingers, licking and swallowing it like a hungry animal. "Mmmmm. I just love the taste of my ass and your cum really tastes good too."
Eric smiled and said, "Everyone says it does."
Jackie sat back, still breathing hard and said, "God Eric, you're really a great fuck. If I knew how good you were, I wouldn't have waited so long to let you fuck me."
Eric said, "You're pretty fucking good yourself. Donna never let me do her in the ass. I mean, I tried once and she almost beat the shit out of me."
Jackie smiled and said, "You miss her, don't you?"
Eric frowned and said, "Yes, I do but she has to do her own thing and I respect that."
Jackie stood up and went into Steven's room. She came out a minute later with a towel, wiping away the cum that was still dripping from her ass. After she got dressed, she said, "I've got to go. Tell Steven I'll see him later and oh, if you ever want to fuck me again, I wouldn't say no." She leaned in and kissed his cheek and left.
Eric went upstairs and took a shower. When he went back down to the basement, Hyde was there smoking a joint. "So, how'd it go with Jackie?" he said.
Eric sat down smiling and said, "Fan Damn Tastic! Thanks buddy. I needed that."
Hyde passed him the joint and said, "Did she wear those satin pants? I told her to wear them. I knew they'd make you horny as hell."
Eric took a hit and said, "Yeah, she had them on. Her ass is fucking perfect."
Hyde smiled and dropped the roach into the astray. "She does have one fine ass but you know who also has a fine ass? Your sister. I wouldn't mind tapping that once or twice. That's for damned sure."
Eric looked at him and said, "Dude, that's my sister you're talking about. Whore that she is, I don't want you fucking my sister."
Hyde laughed and said, "Hey, fair is fair. I let you nail my girlfriend, you let me nail your sister."
Eric reluctantly said, "Fine. If you want to try, go for it."
Hyde rolled another joint and lit it. He passed it to Eric and said, "Oh, I'm gonna go for it. You can count on that."
* * *
After dinner, Eric and Hyde went down to the Hub and met Fez. The three picked up a six pack and went driving around in the Vista Cruiser. Hyde had brought along a couple of joints and by the time they got back to the basement, they were pretty buzzed. When they got there, Jackie was waiting and she and Hyde quickly made their way back to Steven's room and shut the door.
A few minutes later, they heard his bed springs squeaking and smiled at each other.
Fez said, "It sounds like Hyde is giving some good loving to Jackie, no?"
Eric smiled and said, "No Fez, he's fucking the shit out of her."
Fez said, "You silly American's. Why would he want to fuck the shit out of.........oh, I get it. Very good."
Eric turned on the TV and the two watched an old movie for a while.
* * *
An hour or so later, Jackie and Hyde came out of his room. Jackie came up behind Eric and hugged him. She kissed his cheek and said, "Sweet dreams Eric" and left.
Fez was curious and said, "Why did she do that? You two hate each other."
Eric simply said, "Mind your own business."
When the movie ended, Fez went home and Hyde went back into his room leaving Eric alone on the couch.
Eric had just dozed off when all of sudden, Laurie came stumbling through the door. She plopped down next to Eric and said, "I am sooooooo fucking wasted."
Eric smelled her breath and said, "Jesus Laurie, your breath could knock a buzzard off a shit wagon, that's for sure." He was just about to ask her to suck his cock when he looked over and found she had passed out. He sighed and went up to bed. His dreams were filled with visions of Donna, Jackie and Laurie all taking turns fucking and sucking him.
* * *
A little after 2AM, he woke up and went downstairs for snack. He decided to go down to the basement to see if Laurie was still passed out. What he found was Hyde on top of his sister, plowing her ass on the floor. Laurie was still passed out and Hyde had her jeans and panties pulled down around her ankles. She was lying flat on her stomach and Hyde was pile driving his cock into her asshole.
Eric walked over and tapped him on the shoulder and said, "The least you could do is wait until she was awake."
Hyde kept ramming his cock into her gaping hole and said, "Sorry man, the opportunity presented itself and I took it."
Eric turned on the TV and sat down.
Hyde rammed his cock deep into Laurie and came, shooting his load inside of her. When he finished, he got up and sat down next to Foreman. He looked at Eric and said, "Go ahead. I know you want to and besides, she's so fucked up, she'll never know. I will say this though, I was definitely not the first cock in that ass tonight."
Eric thought about it for a minute and said, "No, I don't think so. You can fuck her again if you want but I'll pass."
Hyde stood up and stroked his cock and said, "Don't mind if I do." He pulled Laurie's limp body up and bent her over the arm of the couch. Standing behind her, he pulled her panties and jeans off, spread her legs wide and then pushed his cock back into her ass.
Eric sat looking at her beautiful face and said, "Screw this!" He pulled his cock out and slapped it against her cheek. "Laurie! Laurie, wake the fuck up!"
Laurie's eyes fluttered and then the opened wide. She looked up at Eric's cock and then realized there was someone behind her. "Who's fucking my ass?" she asked, slurring her words.
Eric pushed his cock into her mouth and said, "No one. You're dreaming. Now suck my cock."
She started to suck him and then said, "Hey, I'm not dreaming." She turned around and saw Hyde and said, "Like that ass, do you Hyde?"
Hyde slapped her ass cheek hard and said, "You know it whore." He was banging away at her as she went back to sucking Eric's cock. Hyde fucked her harder and harder and then pulled out, shooting his load all over her.
Laurie let Eric's cock slip out of her mouth and said, "Come on little brother, you can fuck my ass too. I don't mind."
Eric shrugged his shoulders and quickly got behind Laurie and slid his cock into her well-used hole. He started pounding away at her and said, "Geez Laurie, just how many cocks have you had in here tonight?"
Laurie started grunting with each hard thrust from her brother and said, "If you must know, the guys at the bar pulled a train on me. I can't help it if I like to fuck so just shut up and fuck me harder."
Hyde came in front of her and pushed his cock into her mouth. "Clean me up slut."
Laurie happily licked his cock and then felt Eric start to cum. She looked back at him and said, "Come here and let me taste my ass." Eric pulled out and fed her his filthy cock. The slutty blonde sucked him dry and then swallowed what was in her mouth.
After she finished she slowly stood up and said, "It's been a long night, I'm going to bed."
Eric and Hyde watched as she picked up her clothes and wobbled up the stairs.
The two best friends sat there in silence for a few minutes and then Eric said, "You know what Hyde?"
Hyde said, "No, what buddy?"
Eric put his hands behind his head and leaned back. He smiled and said, "This has got to be the best summer ever. I thought it was going to suck but after the last couple of days, I can honestly say it's the best."
Hyde pulled out his stash and rolled a big fat doobie. He lit it and the two friends passed it back and forth. Hyde took a deep toke and said, "You know, I heard about this car that runs on water. IT RUNS ON WATER MAN!!!!"
Eric started to laugh and said, "Yup, best summer ever."