Disclaimer: The Surreal Life belongs to Brass Ring Productions, Go Slick
Productions, Mindless Entertainment and Renegade 82 Productions. World
Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) belongs to Titan Sports. This story is
not-for-profit, but I own it.
Warnings: Storng language, male/female sex
Pairing: Joanie Laurer(Chyna)/Marcus Schenkenberg
Feedback: Yes, I want feedback.
Other Notes: This AU story takes place during the episode entitled GET OUT!!
Summary: After she had told her fellow housemate, Marcus Schenkenberg about
the sex video with her and X-Pac in it, he decides to help Chyna achive a new
wave of independence.
Dedication: Good luck on your new life, Joanie!God knows you
really need it. --ATK 2005
Surreal Life 4: Time To Move On
by Andrew Troy Keller ([email protected])
At first, it was only seven celebrities who were chosen by the producers of
the hit reality-TV show on VH-1 entitled THE SURREAL LIFE to live in a house
for a season just so we get to see how they were getting along.
But of course, there are still some things that even the show's producers
were unable to control, like for instance: On a two-part episode entitled
SEVEN CELEBRITIES OF DEATH, Joanie 'Chyna' Laurer's ex-lover, Sean 'X-Pac'
Waltman has arrived at the house and gave all of the housemates nothing, but
grief before they were finally able to kick his fucking ass out of the house
and out of Joanie's life forever.
Just then, quite some time later, Joanie had walked over to the pool, sat
herself down next to Marcus Schenkenberg -- who was one of her housemates,
cleared her throat and said, "Look, Marcus. I really do want to thank you
for helping me get myself straighten-up. I'm also sorry about the problems
that Sean had given you and the rest of the guys."
"You don't have to worry abut it, Joanie," said an understanding Marcus,
after he has placed his gentle hand on top of Joanie's. "All you need to do
now is just get on with your life."
"I just wish that it's that simple, Marcus. As a matter of fact, I would even
doubt that the WWE would be able to take it's wrestling phenom back after
they had allowed themselves to watch a sex film entitled ONE NIGHT IN CHINA,"
said a saddened Joanie, while a single tear was running down her cheek. "You
see, both Sean and I were on vacation in China and as soon as we were both
able to get ourselves settled in our hotel room, the both of us had began
to engage in a role-playing sex romp... and I was unaware that the
son-of-a-bitch was video-taping the whole thing! And then, after I had
discovered that the sex tape that he had made was being sold on-line, I was
so mad at that little piece-of-shit that I had actually slammed my fist right
into one of the locker doors! Believe me, Marcus. I realy am glad to see that
piss-ant gone from my life!It's just that I don't know what to do with myself
And then, after he had realized that she has had enough bad luck in her life
already, Marcus had stood-up and helped Joanie get back on her feet and back
into the house, where a confused Joanie had looked at Marcus and asked,
"Where are you taking me, Marcus? Where are we going?"
"Let's just say that we're going to help you see that it's finally time to
move on, Joanie," answered Marcus, after he and Joanie had walked into the
bathroom, where he had turned on the water, took all of his clohes off,
stepped into the shower and asked Joanie to join him.
And after she had allowed a small smile to appear on her lips and realized
that it might've been better than sitting around and feeling sorry for
herself, Joanie had removed all of her clothes, stepped into the same shower
and allowed the water to cascade all over her nude body.
But then, after Marcus has placed his gentle hands on her bare shoulders,
Joanie has taken a deep breath, turned around and said, "Look, Marcus. I
understand that you want to help me. But after what I had gone through with
Sean, I really don't think that we should...!"
But just as she was about to say another word, Marcus has placed the tips of
his fingers on Joanie's lips and said, "No, Joanie. You don't need to say
anything. You also don't need to be afraid. All you need to do now is just
relax... and enjoy it."
And with that, both Joanie and Marcus had kissed each other ever so
passionately on the lips, just before he had started licking all over her
nude body -- all the way down to her hot, wet pussy and carressing her firm
"Aaaahhhh! What are you doing to me, Marcus? Please don't do that!I don't
want it! Stop it! Oooohhhh! Please, Marcus! Don't stop!" said Joanie, after
she had placed her hands on Marcus' bare shoulders. "Yeeeessss! That's it! Do
it, Marcus! Touch me! Touch me there! Suck my wet pussy dry! Aaaahhhh!"
And then, at that exact moment, Joanie has suddenly realized that she was
experiencing something that she had never experienced with anyone outside the
World Wrestling Entertainment organization before, for she was experiencing
pure and untamed erotica... and enjoying every minute of it.
Just then, after they had finally finished taking their shower together,
moved themselves into one of the bedrooms and placed themselves on the bed,
Marcus has started pumping his stiff cock in and out of Joanie's asshole
and using each of his hands to carress both her tits and snatch, causing a
sexually energized Joanie to place her hands on his bare arms and yell,
"AAAAHHHH, YES! THAT'S IT! DO IT, MARCUS! FUCK ME! FUCK THE LIVING SHIT OUT
OF ME! MAKE ME WANNA CUM! AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!"
And then, after they had started moving harder and faster and their
lovemaking has reached its final WWE Heavyweight Championship match, the two
newfound lovers had came and collapsed due to exhaustion.
Then, after they were both finally able to catch their breath, Joanie has
placed her head on Marcus' chest, let out a sigh and said, "Oooohhhh, Marcus.
That felt ssssoooo gooood. I'm just glad that you were able to help me get
"I'm with you on that, Joanie," said a smiling Marcus, just before the both
of them had snuggled-up to each other and fell asleep with their naked arms
in a lover's embrace.
Just then, on the very last day, after they all had said 'goodbye' to each
other and returned to their own careers, Joanie had walked over to Marcus,
gave him a gentle tap on the shoulder and said, "Say, Marcus. Instead of
trying to get mysef back into the good graces of the WWE, why don't I just
come with you and do some modeling work? Unless there's a problem and...!"
But just as she was about to say another word, a smiling Marcus has placed
his friendly hand on Joanie's shoulder and said, "No, Joanie. There's no
problem at all. As a matter of fact, I really do want you to come with me."
And then, after they had gotten themselves into the cab and left THE SURREAL
LIFE house in order for a certain Joanie Laurer to pursue her new modeling
career, it had became very clear that the WWE has lost the wrestling phenom
known as Chyna forever.