Disclaimer: Star Wars Episode 6 -- Return Of The Jedi belongs to George
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but I own it.
Warnings: Strong language, voyurism, rape, male/female sex, interacial sex,
graphic violence, BDSM, male solo sex, female solo sex, female/female sex,
Categories: Het, slash, bi
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Summary: After she takes the Millennium Falcon into deep space to get away
from her controlling father, Jaina Solo discovers a newfound humanoid friend
from a strange planet known as Earth.
Other Notes: This AU story takes place after Episode 6 - Return Of The Jedi
and is based on a picture entitled 'JainaSolo (2006)' by an artist named Moes
Eisley. Pairings: m/f, Jaina Solo/m/f
Dedications: None so far.
Star Wars: A New Type Of Distress Call
by Andrew Troy Keller ([email protected])
It had all began within the floating Cloud City above the surface of the
planet of Bespin which was once under the control of the sinister Galactic
Empire until a young and brave Jedi Knight known as Luke Skywalker and the
entire Rebel Alliance had finally defeated the evil forces of the Empire's
dark Emperor Palpatine -- who was also known as Darth Sidious -- and giving
his servent, Darth Vader the chance to repent back to Luke's father, Anakin
Skywalker by destroying the second Death Star that was orbiting over the
planet of Endor with the help of Wicket and his fellow Ewoks.
And after they had celebrated on Endor with the spirit-forms of Anakin and
two of Luke's Jedi masters, Obi-Wan 'Ben' Kenobi and Yoda looking on with
pride, the entire Rebel Alliance had traveled themselves over to Bespin and
forced the remaining forces of the Empire to evacuate Cloud City and allow
the city's former leader, Lando Calrissian just in time for both Han Solo
and Princess Leia Organa -- Luke's long-lost sister from the destroyed
planet Alderaan -- to get married.
Anyway, if I'm not mistaken, there has been one alternative universe in which
one of Han and Leia's twin children, a son that they had named Jacen had
somehow became tempted by the Dark Side of the Force and became the Sith Lord
known as Darth Caedus but I also have a feeling that there might possibly be
another universe on which Jacen's twin sister, Jaina had decided to show a
rebellious streak of her own and it had nothing to do with the Dark Side.
You see, it was after she had stormed herself out of the living quarters of
the Solo Family that a totally-pissed-off Jaina had walked herself over to
the loading dock where her father's ship, the Millennium Falcon was being
housed and was about to step aboard the vacant vessal, only to have her Uncle
Luke's small astromech droid known as R2-D2 roll himself up and try to
stop her from trying to steal the ship.
But that had only caused Jaina to place her gentle hand on the small droid's
dome, let out a sigh and say, "Look, R2. I really do understand that what I'm
about to do is wrong and that I really don't want to break my mother's heart
but I just can't take it anymore! I'm a full-grown woman and I should be
capable of making my own decisions, instead of letting some fossilized prick
of a father of mine make them for me! Now, I'm going and you're welcome to
come with me if you want!"
And then, after she had moved herself past the small counterpart of Luke's
protocol droid known as C-3P0 and placed herself aboard the Millennium
Falcon, poor R2 had let out an eletronic sigh and rolled himself aboard the
ship just before Jaina had activated the ship's engines and taken the Falcon
out of the loading dock of Cloud City and straight out of Bespin's atmosphere
and straight into outer space, only to have her mother's voice come through
the ship's communication unit and say, "Jaina, what are you doing? Have you
gone crazy? Your father and I just want you to become something truly
important to us!J ust please come back home and let us work something out,
"I'm sorry, Mom. I really didn't mean to cause you any grief. It's just that
I really don't believe that there's such a thing as this so-called
all-powerful Force controlling anything and everything in the entire
universe. And if that so-called father of mine is still unable to deal with
that, then he could go kiss his own ass for all I care!", that was what an
unhappy Jaina had said to the voice of Leia which -- in turn -- had caused
the angry voice of her father to place Leia's on the communication unit and
yell, "YOU LISTEN TO ME, YOU SPOILED BRAT! YOU GET THAT ASS OF YOURS BACK
HERE RIGHT NOW OR I'M GOING TO GET MYSELF ABOARD ANOTHER SHIP AND DRAG YOU
ALL THE WAY BACK HERE! DO YOU HEAR ME?"
"OH, YEAH! I HEAR YOU, DAD! AND IF YOU STILL WANT TO FORCE ALL OF THAT JEDI
CRAP STRAIGHT DOWN MY THROAT, THEN YOU COULD JUST GO FUCK YOUR OWN ASS FOR
ALL I CARE!" that was the answer that an upset Jaina had given to her own
father before she had switched off the communication unit and caused the
entire ship to go to light speed and zoom itself straight out of the Bespin
Meanwhile, back inside the Solo Family living quarters within Cloud City, a
really upset Han had raised up his hands in front of both Leia and Lando and
said, "Okay! That's it! I've had it with that brat of mine! Lando, could you
do me a favor and go tell Chewy that I need him to come with me to get the
Falcon back?" only to have Leia take a deep breath, place her gentle hand on
Han's shoulder and ask, "Look, Han. Don't you think that maybe we should
leave Jaina alone instead of going after her? I mean, I really do understand
that you want to make her go into Jedi training for her own good."
"Look, Leia. I know what you're trying to say. And deep down inside, I really
still love that kid of ours with all of my heart. It's just that I wish for
once-just once -- we could be able to do something that we could see eye to
eye on! Don't worry, Leia. Hopefully, I would be able to work it all out with
her by the time we get back, okay?" that was the question that an
understanding Han had asked to Leia after he had gently placed his hands on
her cheeks and before she had nodded her head in response and gave her
beloved husband a big hug.
But as soon as Han had turned himself towards Lando and noticed that he was
just standing right where he was with his arms crossed, the confused flyboy
had walked himself up to his best friend and asked, "Say, Lando? Where are
still standing there? Aren't you suppossed to go find Chewy and tell him...?"
only to have Lando raise his hand in front of Han and say, "Look, Han. I had
already heard what you had said. As a matter of fact, I had already gone to
see that Wookee co-pilot and close friend of yours. But I'm sorry to say that
I happen to agree with both him and Leia that Jaina should be left alone
right now. After all, isn't she a full-grown woman and not a little baby
And after he had given the words that Lando had said to him on behalf of
Chewbacca some thought, looked at the peacefull scenery from outside the
quarters, took a deep breath and lowered his head in shame because he had
suddenly realized that his wife and two good buddies had presented him with a
really good point about his daughter.
Speaking of which, it was after she had allowed the Millennium Falcon to zoom
itself straight through seven star systems that Jaina had finally shut down
the sublight engines and allowed the ship to drop itself out of hyperspace
just in time for her to recieve a distress signal coming from somewhere right
in front of her, causing a curious Jaina to activate the ship's tracking
And as soon as the tracker has located the source of the distress signal, a
curious Jaina had moved the ship over to that source and discovered that it
was a small ship of such a strange shape that she had never seen before and
yet, she had also noticed that there might be someone inside that small ship
in need of some help, causing Jaina to activate the ship's tractor beam, pull
the small vessal over and load it into the Falcon.
And after the ship's hanger doors had closed, both Jaina and R2 had gone into
the hanger, where the small droid had used his built-in lazer to cut the
small ship's door open and allow his female humanoid friend to take inside
that vessel and notice that a young and handsome male humanoid being with
dark brown hair was still strapped to his seat with his eyes closed, causing
a concerned Jaina to turn her head towards R2 and ask, "Well, R2? Are you
thinking what I'm thinking?"
And after the small droid had nodded himself in response to her question, R2
had helped Jaina unstrap and drag the unconscious male stranger out of the
chair and his small ship and over to the one section of the Falcon, where he
had finally opened his eyes and looked at his two rescuers like he had
discovered that he really was not on his planet anymore, causing him to raise
up his hands and say, "Whoa! Wait-a-minute! Take it easy! I'm not here to
harm you! I am a good guy! Honest! Just let me show you guys my I.D.! My name
is Harrison Connery! My friends in my hometown of Berea, Ohio back on Earth
call me 'Harry'! May I ask who you guys are?"
And as soon as they had gotten a good enough look at the identification that
Harry had handed to them and figured that he was okay to be around with,
Jaina had allowed R2 to hand the I.D. back to their newfound guest and say,
"First of all, Harry. You need to relax because we don't want to harm you
either. As for who we are, my name is Jaina Solo and the little droid next
to me is known as R2-D2."
"Hello there, R2. And thanks for giving me my wallet back," that was what a
relieved Harry had said to the small droid, only to have both Jaina and the
Falcon's unexpected guest suddenly notice that R2 had started acting like
someone had taken control of the little droid and caused him to roll himself
into the ship's cockpit, plug himself into the control panel and pilot the
Falcon to a mysterious location, causing a puzzled Jaina to turn her
head towards Harry and ask, "What's going on, Harry? What do you think is
wrong with R2?"
"I really don't know how to put this to you, Jaina. But if this young CEO of
Connery Aerospace is able to read R2's latest characteristics correctly, I do
believe that he had just recieved a new type of distress call and he is
taking us straight to its source," that was the answer that Harry had given
to Jaina before R2 had slowed the ship to a stop in front of a
super-aircraft-carrier-sized asteroid and Harry had taken a deep breath and
added, "And believe it or not, Boys and Girls. It looks like we had just
found that source."
And then, after the small droid had piloted the ship over to the asteriod's
airlock and placed the Falcon on top of it, R2 had gotten started on trying
to come up with the combination to unlock and open that airlock just in time
for Jaina to look at Harry with her arms crossed, a small smile on her lips
and a look of curiousity in her eyes and ask, "So, Harry? What were you doing
out there by yourself?"
"Well, Jaina, a certain space agency known as NASA -- which stands for
National Aeronautics and Space Administration -- had given my company a hefty
contract deal to produce for them a whole new type trans warp drive system
which I had personally found to be a bit of a streatch but I was up to the
challenge. Anyway, we were able to build the sucker and place it inside one
of our test vessels but we were unable to find a test pilot to try it out for
us. And so, with a deep breath and several prayers to God for good measure, I
had climbed myself into that small ship, blasted myself up into outer space
and pressed the trans warp button, only to have something go wrong with that
little son of a bitch and force me to zoom out of my galaxy and wind up
here," that was the explanation that Harry had given Jaina before R2 had
electronically informed them that he had finally gotten the airlock open.
And as soon as the three newfound friends had stepped out of the Falcon
and into the asteroid, Harry, Jaina and R2 had started looking around the
gigantic rock for any sign of life, only to have them listen to someone
screaming her lungs out within one of the chambers, causing the confused
trio to carefully peek into that chamber and discover that a savage bare-ass
naked humanoid male with yellow skin and dark green hair was pulling really
hard on the dark hair of a beaten-up humanoid female and thrusting his stiff
cock in and out of the poor girl's asshole.
And then, after the savage male creature had smacked his hard hand upside the
back of the poor girl's head nine times and growled, "GO AHEAD AND DO IT,
JEDI BITCH! SCREAM YOUR LUNGS OUT! NO ONE WILL SAVE YOU FROM ME!NOT EVEN YOUR
FORMER MASTER, THAT PITIFUL EXCUSE FOR A GANGSTER KNOWN AS JABBA THE HUTT!"
Harry had suddenly became so pissed-off that he had decided that it was
finally time for someone to put that intergalactic piece of shit in his
And so, after he had finally amused himself with his fuck-slave for long
enough, the savage slave master had dragged the poor powerless Jedi maiden
along the floor of the chamber, slammed her really hard against a wall and
placed her wrists and ankles in chains before he had stomped himself out of
that one chamber and into the next one just in time for Harry to turn his
eyes toward both Jaina and R2 and say, "Okay, R2. You know what has to be
done. Jaina, you come with me. If that son of a bitch has a weapon in his
posession, this Earthman is really going to use it to send him straight to
And while R2 was using his built-in lazer to cut the chains off of the
defenseless Jedi's wrists and ankles and free her from her bondage, Harry had
placed his hands around his mouth and began making the sounds of a cow
missing from its heard which had became so flat-out annoying to the savage
slave master and caused him to stomp out of the chamber to see what was
actually going on.
But as soon as he had done that, the look on the slave master's face had
suddenly changed to instant devilish-glee at the sight of a bare-ass naked
Jaina standing there and waiting for the savage creature to move closer and
have his way with her just in time for Harry to sneak himself past the
distracted slave master and grabbed the one thing he had thought had looked
like a strange flashlight, only to have him activate it and discover that
it was some sort of lazer blade.
But then suddenly, it was the activation of that lazer blade that had caused
the alarmed slave master to turn himself around and discover what Harry was
holding in his hands, causing the savage beast to charge towards him and
growl, "GIVE THAT JEDI BITCH'S LIGHTSABRE BACK TO ME RIGHT NOW, YOU PIECE OF
"OOOOHHHH! I'LL GIVE IT BACK TO YOU ALRIGHT! AND WHEN I DO, YOU SHALL BE THE
ONE WHO'S GOING STRAIGHT TO FUCKING HELL!" that was what an enraged Harry
had yelled to the slave master before he had slashed that intergalactic son
of a bitch with the lightsabre nine whole times and caused that cosmic pig to
drop dead in front of him just in time for Harry to sit on the dead slave
master's corpse and add, "GIVE MY REGARDS TO SATAN, YOU FUCKING PILE OF SPACE
And then, after Jaina had finally gotten her clothes back on and both she and
Harry had quickly gotten themselves out of the asteroid and back inside the
Falcon, R2 had plugged himself back inside the ship's control panel,
disconnected the Falcon from the asteriod and zoomed the ship as far from
that enormous space rock as it could possibly get just in time for Harry to
hand the lightsabre back to its rightfull owner and say, "I do believe that
this belongs to you."
"Thank you. I really do appreciate it. And if you're wondering who I am, my
name is Darria Halcyon. I was one of the young Jedi knights serving under the
tutelage of Master Yoda. But then, one day, some friends of mine had decided
to sneak themselves away and go check out this planet of pleasure within a
neighboring star system. Along the way, our ship had gotten ambushed by space
pirates and even though we had tried our best to fight them off, we were
unable to defeat them all. After they had taken our weapons away from us,
they had done terrible things to us before we were sold one by one to the
most vile beings in the universe. As you had already overheard, I was sold to
Jabba the Hutt to become one of his slave maidens, only to have his fortress
attacked by a tribe of savage wanderers who create their vessels out of
massive asteroids. I have a feeling that you might be able to guess the rest
of it," that was what poor Darria had said to both Harry and Jaina before
she had lowered her head, place her hands over her eyes and began to cry.
But of course, that was before an understanding Harry had placed his gentle
hands on Darria's bare arms and said, "Look, Darria. I really do understand
that you're thinking that all of that misfortune that you had suffered
through was your fault. But if you were to ask me, it really was not. I mean,
how were you actually able to know what was going to happen around here? And
you could also believe in one more thing. That as long as you're with good
friends like me and Jaina, you'll never be alone. And if that's not the
truth, I really don't know what is."
And sure enough, that had caused Darria to move her hands away from her
teary eyes, look at Harry with a small smile on her face and give him a big
friendly hug, only to have the both of them look at each other's eyes for
about a minute or two and kiss each other ever so deep and passionately on
Then, after Harry had stripped off all of his clothes and began stroing his
stiff cock in front of Darria, that very scene had suddenly caused a
sexually-curious Jaina to take all of her clothes off and start pumping two
of her fingers in and out of her hot, wet pussy and carressing her own tits
with the other hand before Darria had gazed her eyes upon Jaina's
wonderfully-built bare-ass naked body and began licking on her hot and steamy
cunt and carressing her firm breasts.
And then, after Harry had placed his stone hard dick inside Darria's hot,
moist snatch and his hands on Jaina's bare shoulders, the daughter of Han
Solo and Princess Leia Organa had placed her hands on the beautiful female
Jedi's bare shoulders and said, "Aaaahhhh, yeeeessss! That's it! Do it,
Darria! Touch me! Touch me there! Suck my wet pussy dry while Harry fucks
your cunt! Aaaahhhh!"
Then, after Harry had taken his stiff cock out of Darria's cunt and placed it
inside Jaina's asshole and Darria had allowed Jaina to start licking on her
snatch and carressing her stiff mounds, Harry had suddnly realized that he
was able to enjoy each and every minute of experiencing the one thing that he
had never experienced in outer space before which happens to be pure and
untamed sexual pleasure.
That was before Harry had placed his stone hard dick inside Jaina's pussy and
began licking on Darria's snatch and the beautiful Jedi maiden had placed her
hands on Jaina's silky smooth naked thighs and started sucking on her tits,
causing the sexually-energized daughter of Han Solo to place her hands on
Darria's bare back and yell at the top of her lungs, "AAAAHHHH, YES! THAT'S
IT! DO IT, HARRY! DO IT, DARRIA! TOUCH ME! SUCK MY TITS! FUCK THE LIVING SHIT
OUT OF ME! MAKE ME WANNA CUM! AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!"
And then, after the three newfound bi-sexual lovers had started moving
themselves harder and faster and their lovemaking has finally made its own
jump into hyperspace, Harry, Jaina and Darria had all came and collapsed due
to exhaustion and fell asleep with their naked arms in a lover's embrace
while R2 still maneuvers the Falcon through lightspeed.
Just then, as soon as the trio had finally woken up, moved themselves into
the cockpit and taken a look at a wonderfull view of Harry's own home planet
Earth and he had given the small droid a little pat on his top and said, "You
did a great job, R2," Darria had looked at both Jaina and Harry with a small
smile on her lips and asked, "Well, since I'm no longer in a star system that
requires any Jedi protection, what do you guys think we should do now?"
And after a small-smiling Jaina had given that question some thought and
shrugged her shoulders, Harry had looked at the two beautiful star maidens
with a big smile on his own face and answered, "Well, Ladies. Let me ask you
this one question. Have you ever allowed yourselves to come to Earth and
visit Berea, Ohio before?"