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Disclaimer: Spaceballs belongs to Brooksfilms Limited and
Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer. This story is not-for-profit, but I own it.

Date: 08/06/2006

Rating: NC-17

Warnings: Voyurism, female solo sex, male solo sex, male/female sex,
female/female sex, strong language

Categories: Het, slash, bi

Pairing: Lone Star/Princess Vespa/f

Feedback: Yes, I want feedback.

Archive: Yes

Summary: After they had gotten sucked into a black hole, the Eagle Seven --
with Lone Star and Princess Vespa inside of it -- crash-lands on the planet
Earth, where a kind stranger invites them to stay at his place.

Other Notes: This story takes place after the Mel Brooks spoof on sci-fi
films.

Dedications: None so far.
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Spaceballs: New Homeworld
by Andrew Troy Keller ([email protected])

It had all began on the day of the wedding of Princess Vespa, the young and
beautiful daughter of King Roland of Planet Druidia and the newly-discovered
prince known as Lone Star that after they had kissed each other in the
pressence of all of the wedding guests including Vespa robotic companion,
Dot Matrix and Lone Star's best friend, a half-human-half-canine being named
Barf (which was short for Barfolemew), they had all celebrated in victory
over the sinister forces of Planet Spaceball, who -- under the command of
President Skroob and Dark Helmet -- had tried to steal Druidia's
ten-thousand-year supply of fresh air and use it to save their own planet.

But thanks to the wise and all-powerful being known as Yoghurt, Lone Star
was able to use the mystical power called the Schwartz to defeat the evil
Spaceballs and save Druidia from total suffercation and discover that he
was actually a prince, which had enabled Vespa to marry him and not Prince
Valium, who keeps on yawning and falling asleep.

Anyway, after they had waved 'goodbye' to all of their good friends, both
Lone Star and Vespa had climbed into his ship -- a Winnebago with wings known
as the Eagle Seven -- and zoomed their way up into the reaches of outer space
in order to search for the perfect planet for their honeymoon.

But that was before they had wandered themselves into a neighboring star
system and suddenly found themselves being pulled towards an energy-sucking
vortex known as a black hole... and even though he had tried as hard as he
had possibly could to steer his ship away from it, both Lone Star and Vespa
had no other choice, but to allow the ship to zoom straight into the black
hole and hope for the best.

Just then, after the ship had zoomed its way out of the other end of the
black hole, both the princess and her beloved husband had suddenly discovered
that the Eagle Seven had started zooming its way towards a planet that was
unknown to them without even stopping, causing both Lone Star and Vespa to
hang on to each other for dear life, because they were about to make a
crash-landing on the mysterious planet.

And then, after the ship had just entered the planet's atmosphere and zoomed
its way through a lush forest that was filled with some tall trees, the Eagle
Seven had finally slammed itself down in a clearing and finally stopped, just
in time for a concerned Lone Star to open his eyes, look at his beloved wife
and ask, "Vespa, are you feeling okay?"

And after she had finally opened her own eyes and discovered that they were
still alive, a relieved Vespa had looked at Lone Star, gave him a big loving
hug and answered, "You better believe I am, Lone Star. But there's just one
problem. How are we going to get in touch with my father on Planet Druidia
and ask him to send a vessel to pick us up?"

That had caused a concerned Lone Star to look around the outside landscape
of the planet that they had crashed on through the windshield, take a deep
breath and answered, "Well, Vespa. Hopefully, we'll be able to find a
communications station around here tomorrow morning. But in the meantime,
spending the night in a place like this is better than nothing."

And with that, both the princess and her handsome prince of a husband had
snuggled themselves against each other and fell asleep with their arms in a
lover's embrace, unaware that someone had carefully approached the Eagle
Seven and stepped aboard the ship, while both Vespa and Lone Star were still
sleeping.

Just then, on the very next morning, both Lone Star and Vespa had woken-up
from their peaceful slumber, only to discover that they had somehow been
placed in another section of the ship and a strange-looking blanket was
covering their bodies, causing a puzzeled Lone Star to call out these words,
"Hello! Is there somebody aboard this ship? My wife and I had crashed on
this planet! We mean you no harm!"

That had caused a young and handsome male humanoid with dark-brown hair to
step inside the room, look at the prince and princess with a smile on his
face and say, "Well, I do believe that this is quite a wonderful coincidence.
You see, we don't mean you any harm either. By the way, my name is Richard
Van Patten. May I ask what your names are?"

And after the two space castaways had looked at each other and realized that
he was friendly enough to be trusted, Lone Star had taken a deep breath,
turned his head towards Richard and answered, "I guess that it's good to meet
you, Richard. I'm Lone Star and the female sitting next to me is my wife,
Princess Vespa. You see, after our wedding on her homeworld known as Planet
Druidia, we had zoomed ourselves into space to look for the one planet for
our honeymoon, only to have ourselves get sucked into a black hole and forced
to crash-land on whatever the name of this planet is."

"The name of this planet happens to be Earth. And if you're still hoping
for someone from the Planet Druidia to come to your rescue, I'm sorry to
say that not only is your guidence system all shot to hell, but so is your
communications system," Richard had said to Lone Star and Vespa after he
had closed his eyes and taken a deep breath. "I'm afraid that you guys are
stuck here. But if you want to do so, you're welcome to come with me and
stay at my place until we work something out. Okay?"

And after they had given that idea some thought and agreed to accept his
invitation, both Lone Star and Vespa had followed Richard in stepping out
of the wreckage of the Eagle Seven and walking all the way out of the park
and over to a house that was a few feet away from the park's entrance.

Then, after they had stepped inside the house and Richard had called, "Hey,
Daphne! Could you do me a favor and come out here! I have some new friends
for you to meet!" a young and beautiful strawberry-blonde female humanoid
had walked into the living room, looked at both Lone Star and Vespa with a
smile on her face and said, "Hi, my name is Daphne Brooks. You guys must be
from the shhoting star that we had spotted speeding down into the park last
night."

"Yes, Daphne. I'm afraid that we are," a small-smiling Vespa had said to
Daphne just before Richard had taken a deep breath, looked at his wristwatch
and said, "Well, Folks. I'm off to work. Lone Star, why don't you and Vespa
just go ahead and make yourselves at home and I'll see you guys later."

And then, after Richard had stepped out of the house, gotten into his pick-up
truck and drove himself over to his place of employment, an eager-to-please
Daphne had placed her gentle hand on Vespa's arm and said, "Okay now, Vespa.
Why don't you just go into the bathroom and take a nice shower, while I help
Lone Star with getting the both of you settled into your new room. Okay?"

And after she had said 'okay' to Daphne's suggestion, Vespa had gone into the
bathroom, where she had turned on the water, stripped off all of her clothes,
stepped into the shower and began to rub a bar of soap all over her bare-ass
naked body just before a concerned Lone Star had stepped into the bathroom to
see if his beloved bride had needed anything.

But after he had taken a peek inside the shower and noticed that Vespa had
started pumping two of her fingers in and out of her hot, wet pussy and
carressing her own tits with the other hand, Lone Star had taken all of his
clothes off and started stroking his stiff cock for a minute or two.

And then, after he had stepped inside the shower and placed his gentle hands
on his wife's bare chest, a startled Vespa had quickly turned herself around
and let out a sigh of relief at the sight of Lone Star, who had placed one
of his hands on her cheek and said, "I'm sorry to had scared you like that,
Vespa. But you've got to admit. Under the present circumstances, this is as
romantic as you could get around here."

And after they had shared a small chuckle between them, both Vespa and Lone
Star had started kissing each other on the lips and touching each other's
nude bodies, unaware that a bare-ass naked Daphne had stepped into the
bathroom and started carressing both her cunt and melons.

Then, after she had stepped into the same shower and placed her hands on
Vespa's bare back, both the princess and her husband had looked at Daphne
like they were about to ask, "What the fucking hell are you doing in here,
Daphne? Do you realize what would happen if Richard were to come home and
find the three of us in here?"

But just as they were about to ask those questions, a small-smiling Daphne
had placed one of her hands on Vespa's bare shoulder and the other hand on
Lone Star's bare shoulder and said, "Whoa!Take it easy, you guys. I'm not
going to harm you. And if you're worried about what Richard is going to do
if he finds the three of us in here, you don't have to worry about it. The
both of us have a totally-open relationship. So, all you have to do now is
just relax... and enjoy it."

And with that, both Daphne and Vespa had kissed each other ever so
passionately on the lips just before Daphne had started licking all over
the princess' nude body -- all the way down to her hot, moist snatch and
carressing her firm breasts and Lone Star had placed his stone hard dick
inside Daphne's asshole and his hands on Vespa's bare shoulders.

That had caused Vespa to place one of her hands on Daphne's bare shoulder
and the other hand on Lone Star's bare arm and say, "Aaaahhhh, yeeeessss!
That's it! Do it, Daphne! Touch me! Touch me there! Suck my wet pussy dry,
while my husband fucks you in the ass! Aaaahhhh!"

And then, after Lone Star had taken his stiff cock out of Daphne's backdoor
and allowed Vespa to start sucking on it and Daphne had started pumping two
of her fingers in and out of Vespa's hot and steamy cunt and sucking on her
stiff mounds, both the princess and her beloved husband had suddenly realized
that they were experiencing something that they had never experienced with
anyone on another planet before, for they were experiencing pure and untamed
erotica... and enjoying every minute of it.

Just then, after they had finished taking their shower together and moved
themselves out of the bathroom and into the master bedroom, the three
newfound bi-sexual lovers had placed themselves on the bed just before Lone
Star had placed his stone hard dick inside Daphne's pussy and started licking
on Vespa's snatch.

And after Vespa had placed her hands on Daphne's round tits and began to suck
on them, a sexually-energized Daphne had placed her hands on Vespa's bare
back and yelled at the top of her lungs, "AAAAHHHH, YES! THAT'S IT! DO IT,
LONE STAR!DO IT, VESPA! TOUCH ME! SUCK MY TITS! FUCK THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF
ME! MAKE ME WANNA CUM! AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!"

And then, after they had started moving themselves harder and faster and
their lovemaking has reached its final star system, Daphne, Lone Star and
Vespa had came and collapsed due to exhaustion and fell asleep with their
naked arms in a lover's embrace.

Just then, after Richard had came home from work and the four newfound
friends had sat themselves down at the dining-room table for their evening
meal, he had looked at Lone Star and Vespa with a look of concern on his
face and said, "Look, you guys. I really am sorry that I'm unable to help
you get back to Planet Druidia."

That was before the three newfound bi-sexual lovers had looked and smiled at
each other and Lone Star had looked at Richard and said, "To tell you the
truth, Richard. There's no need for you to try at all. You see, Vespa and I
like this new homeworld of ours just fine."

THE END!

    

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