Disclaimer: Space Rangers belongs to Ranger Productions Inc., RHI
Entertainment Inc. and the Trilogy Entertainment Group. This story is
not-for-profit, but I own it.
Warnings: Strong language, drug use, voyurism, female solo sex, male/female
Pairing: John Boon/JoJo
Summary: The Rangers go to a space sector where a black hole suddenly
appears... and where John and JoJo get themselves sucked right into it.
Other Notes: This story is a birthday gift for Jeff Kaake, who was born on
January 10th, 1959.
Dedication: Happy Birthday to Jeff Kaake!--ATK 2006
Space Rangers: A New Method Of Interface
by Andrew Troy Keller ([email protected])
This whole particular incident has occured at a base of operartions for
all of the Space Rangers known as Fort Hope on a planet known as Avalon on
January 10th, 2104, which happens to be the birthday of the leader of one
of the many teams of rangers, Captain John Boon... and was also the day on
which his teammates were trying to figure out what to get John for his
But just as they were about to try to come up with a solution to their little
problem, John and the team's two commanding officers, Commander Chennault
and Erich Weiss had walked up to them and the other team members had already
noticed that it was bad news by the depressed look on John's face.
That has caused Doc -- the only team member with a mechanical arm -- to walk
up to Weiss, give him a good hard stare and say, "Okay, Mister Shit-Head!
What type of crap-ass assignment do you want us to do now? Because I really
do doubt that it has nothing to do with going to a pleasure planet and drag
some piss-ant lowlife back here!"
"As a matter of fact, you're quite correct. It does have nothing to do with
it," a small-smiling Weiss has said to Doc after he had walked over to the
team's ship and gave it a gentle touch with his own hand. "The assignment
that I have in mind for you is to go to Sector 47 and launch a probe into a
newly-discovered black hole. That way, our scientists would be able to figure
out its true origin."
"Okay, Weiss. Let's just say that we're pretty much interested in going on
this assignment of yours," JoJo, the team's resident amazon warrior has said
to Weiss after she has stepped right up to him. "What makes you think that
we'll do it anyway?"
"Then, it is quite simple, my dear," a stoic Weiss has answered JoJo's
question after he had turned himself around to face her. "All I could do is
revoke your pay vouchers for the next 10 years and consider all of you to be
unfit for active duty. Now what do you say to that?"
Of course, the answer to that question had came soon enough, for as soon as
they had gotten themselves and their survival gear loaded-up into their
spaceship and zoomed their way out of Fort Hope, John and his team of Space
Rangers had followed the preprogramed course straight to Sector 47, where
all of their eyes had grown as wide as saucers at the sight of the very same
black hole that Weiss has described to them.
"Holy fucking bullshit! That must be the biggest son-of-a-bitch that I had
ever seen in my whole life!" a shocked Doc has said to the rest of the team,
while they were making sure that they were staying a good and safe distance
away from the swirling vortex. "I don't you about you guys, but I'm so glad
that Mimmer has decided to stay behind and do some research on how to put a
stop to those Banshies once and for all!"
"You're not the only one, Doc. Okay, you guys. Now is time for the moment of
truth," John has said to his fellow rangers, while he was getting himself
out of his seat. "Which one of you is willing to go out there in there
shuttlecraft and help me launch that probe into that thing?"
And after they had heard what their leader has asked, both Doc and the
rookie ranger, Daniel Kincaid had said 'no way' to the whole idea and their
extraterestrial teammate, Zylyn has said, "Please forgive me, my friend. But
I do believe that going through with this portion of the assignment would be
most unwise, for I am sensing great danger if something does go wrong."
That was before JoJo had gotten herself out of her cockpit, walked over to
John and said, "Just to let you know, Sir. I'm not like the two cowardly
assholes aboard this ship. In short, I'm hereby volunteering to go with you
in the shuttlecraft."
"I'm glad to hear you say that, JoJo. Let's get into the shuttle and go to
work," a smiling John has said to JoJo just before they had gone into the
shuttlebay, placed themselves inside the shuttlecraft and exited the ship
though the rear entrance port.
And after they had placed themselves in-between both the ship and the vortex,
JoJo has prepared the research probe and placed it inside the proton torpedo
launcher, just in time for John to launch the probe right into the vortex.
But then, after the probe has successfully entered the vortex and they were
about to turn around and head back to the ship, the gravitational pull of the
vortex has suddenly taken a firm hold on the shuttlecraft and the force was
so great that both John and JoJo had no other choice, but to be dragged right
into the exact same vortex and disappear from the sight of their fellow
rangers back aboard their ship.
Just then, after they had finally opened their eyes and looked at the outside
of the shuttlecraft through the front windshield, both John and JoJo were
shocked to discover that they had came out of the other end of the black hole
and crashlanded on an uncharted planet.
And after she had slowly backed herself away from the windshield and taken a
deep breath, a stunned JoJo has looked at John and asked, "What has happened
to us, John? Did we really go through the black hole or what?"
"It looks like we sure did, JoJo. We had gone through the black hole and
crashlanded ourselves on this planet," John has answered JoJo's question
after he had activated the shuttlecraft's homing beacon. "And the real bad
news of the whole thing is that I don't know where we are."
But then, just as she was about to ask John about what they should do next,
he had opened the shuttlecraft door in order to step outside and start
exploring the planet, only to have a basketball-sized plant-pod slowly rise
itself up in front of both JoJo and her captain.
"Holy shit, John! What is it? Is it some sort of venus flytrap or what?" a
curious JoJo has asked an equally-curious John just before the strange pod
has aimed itself at the amazon-like ranger and sprayed some sort of pollen
That has caused a concerned John to close the shuttlecraft door and check to
see if JoJo was okay just before he had ran back to the windshield to see if
there were anymore of those strange plants outside the shuttlecraft.
But while he was doing that, something has suddenly caused JoJo to slowly get
back up to her feet, give John a good strong look, slowly strip all of her
clothes off and start pumping two of her fingers in and out of her hot, wet
pussy and carressing her firm breasts with the other hand.
And then, after he had let out a sigh of relief and turned around, John was
shocked to discover what JoJo was doing, causing him to walk over to his
fellow ranger, place his hands on her arms and ask, "What the fucking hell
is wrong with you, JoJo? Have you gone crazy?"
But just as he was about to reach for some sort of a tarp to cover-up her
bare-ass naked body, JoJo has placed her hands on John's cheeks and kissed
him ever so passionately on the lips, causing him to take all of his clothes
off and start licking all over her nude body -- all the way down to her hot,
moist snatch and carressing her stiff mounds.
"Aaaahhhh, yeeeessss! That's it! Do it, John!" JoJo has said to John after
she has placed her hands on his bare shoulders. "Touch me! Touch me there!
Suck my wet pussy dry! Aaaahhhh!"
And then, after she had turned herself around and started sucking on John's
stiff cock, JoJo has suddenly realized that even though she was under the
influence of the strange plant-pod's pollen, she was experiencing something
that she had never experienced with any of her fellow rangers before, for
she was experiencing pure and untamed erotica... and enjoying every minute
Just then, after he had placed his stone hard dick inside her asshole
and used each of his hands to carress both her tits and snatch, a
sexually-energized JoJo has placed her hands on John's bare arms and
yelled at the top of her lungs, "AAAAHHHH, YES! THAT'S IT! DO IT, JOHN!
TOUCH ME! FUCK THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME! MAKE ME WANNA CUM!
And then, after they had started moving harder and faster and their
lovemaking has reached its final star sector, the two newfound lovers had
came and collapsed due to exhaustion and fell asleep with their naked arms
in a lover's embrace.
Just then, on the very next day, the spaceship of the Space Rangers has
landed on the same planet that the shuttlecraft has crashlanded on and
allowed Doc to step out of it and over to the crashed shuttle and yell,
"HEY, BOSS! JOJO! ARE YOU STILL IN THERE?! BECAUSE IF YOU ARE, THE CALVARY
HAS ARRIVED AND ARE READY TO TAKE YOU HOME!"
And after he had said that, Doc has suddenly heard the sound of two human
beings sharing a small chuckle between them, causing him to turn around and
discover that both John and JoJo were walking towards him.
"Say, Boss. I'm glad that the both of you are still alive. But what's with
the smiles and giggles?" a confused Doc has asked his team's leader just
before John has placed his hand on his friend's shoulder and answered,
"Well, Doc. Let's just say that we had just experienced a new method of