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The following piece of fiction contains strong sexual =

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are not at least 18 years old, or if you are offended by =

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Authors note: The following episode of the hit TV =

show "Seinfeld" was originally scheduled to be the =

centerpiece of NBC's Fall sweeps week this year. =

The network executives figured that they were finally =

giving loyal "Seinfeld" viewers the episode they had =

always wanted. Unfortunately, when sponsors learned =

what the storyline was, several of them threatened to =

pull out and the episode had to be scrapped. A friend =

of mine leaked the script to me, and I decided to rework =

it into a narrative story and post it. Once you read it, =

I'm sure you will agree that the network was foolish to =

think they could ever get it on the air.


"The Gangbang"
A Seinfeld episode =

by DG

The intercom next to the front door buzzed, and Jerry Seinfeld =

got up from his couch, walked across his neat one-bedroom apartment, =

and pushed the talk button.

"Who is it?"

"It's George."

"Come on up." Jerry buzzed George in, unlocked the door, =

and then sat back down to continue channel surfing, his favorite leisure =

activity.

George Costanza came in and plopped down next to him. =


"How's it going, Jerry?" =


"Not bad, Georgie. What brings you by?" This was more or =

less a rhetorical question, since George dropped by almost every day =

after work for no particular reason other than habit, and Jerry wasn't =

expecting much of a reply.

But George heaved a deep sigh and said, "I want to ask you =

something, Jerry."

"Shoot."

"When's the last time you got laid? If you don't mind my =

asking, of course."

Jerry tore his eyes away from the TV and gave George a =

surprised look.

"When's the last time I got laid?? You came over here to ask =

me that?"

"I'll tell you the last time I got laid, Jerry." A few moments of =

silence. "Actually, I can't even remember, which just proves my =

point. I'm horny, dammit. My basic male needs are not being met."

Jerry shifted a few inches along the couch away from his =

friend.

"Well, I can't help you there, I'm afraid."

"Don't be ridiculous, Jerry. I haven't seen you dating anyone =

lately, and I thought maybe you had the same problem I did. Misery =

loves company, you know."

Jerry thought about it. The truth was, he hadn't had any sex in =

months either.

"You know, now that you mention it, it's been a while for me =

too." He shook his head sadly. "You hit the nail on the head - It reall=
y =

is a basic male need, isn't it?"

George nodded. "If only it was also a basic female need, then =

we wouldn't have this problem. Some people say that women need =

sex, but I certainly haven't seen much evidence of it."

The intercom buzzed again, and Jerry heaved himself back up =

off the couch with a sigh.

"Who is it?"

"It's Elaine."

"Come on up."

Jerry sat back down. "She's been coming over here every day =

after her workout to use my shower," he said. "She says the showers =

at the health club don't have enough water pressure or something."

George shook his head. "How do you like that," he said =

absently. As a general rule, he preferred to concentrate on his own =

problems.

"Not very much actually, but what can you do."

Elaine Benes came into the apartment and dropped an enormous =

gym bag on the floor with a loud thump. She was wearing a tight =

spandex leotard under a pair of running shorts, and her long brown =

hair was pulled back by a sweatband. Sweat evaporating from her =

leotard had caused localized cooling, and her nipples were poking =

through the spandex.

"Hi Jerry, hi George." =


Elaine walked over to the refrigerator, took out a carton of =

milk, and began drinking like someone who had been lost in the desert =

for a week. Milk dribbled out of the corner of her mouth, down her =

throat, and into the cleavage of her leotard. Finally, she lowered the =

carton and let out a long, satisfied sigh.

"God, I needed that." =


She noticed that Jerry and George were staring at her.

"What?" She looked at the empty carton in her hand. "Oh, =

sorry about the milk. I'll bring you some more tomorrow."

"It's not that," said Jerry finally. "You've got a little milk..." =

He motioned to his chin.

"Oh, thanks." She wiped her chin with her hand, and then did =

the same thing to her neck and the upper part of her chest. As she =

licked the last drops of milk off her fingers, she noticed that they were=
=

staring at her again.

"What's with you guys?"

"Nothing, really," said Jerry. =


"No, come on - you're both staring at me with funny looks on =

your faces. What's going on? What were you talking about before I =

came up?"

Elaine was one of those women who couldn't stand to be left =

out of a conversation, and Jerry knew she wouldn't be satisfied until =

she had dragged it out of them.

"George and I were just having sort of a guy talk," he said. "It =

turns out that neither one of us has... been with a woman in quite =

some time. We were sitting here commiserating, and then you waltz in =

here in that tight outfit and start guzzling milk, letting it run down yo=
ur =

neck and between your breasts..."

"I get the point," she interrupted. "You're horny."

"Exactly!" said George, slapping the armrest of the couch for =

emphasis. "We're horny."

They braced themselves for some teasing from Elaine.

"Well, I'm horny too," she said to their surprise. She made a =

sour face. "I haven't gotten laid since Fred joined that cult."

Jerry shook his head. "That was such a shame. Fred seemed =

like a nice guy."

"Well, his name is Ram El, now, and he has forsaken all =

earthly pleasures, including me. I've had quite a dry spell since then. =
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Sex is a basic female need, you know."

"Aha!" said George. "So at least there's hope."

Elaine looked at them thoughtfully, and then gave them a =

devilish smile. "Maybe we could sort of...help each other out. What =

do you say, Georgie?" Elaine knew George had always had a crush on =

her.

"That would be fantastic," said George.

"Sounds good to me, too," said Jerry cheerfully. Naturally =

they assumed she was kidding. But she wasn't.

She came over and squeezed between them on the couch.

"In fact," she said, "I was thinking it would be fun to have sex =

with both of you guys at once. What do you say?"

George gasped for breath as he realized she was serious. =

"What do we say? What you think we say?? We say yes!!" He =

looked over at Jerry for confirmation, but his friend looked doubtful. =

The comedian was kind of squeamish about trying anything new or =

different.

Elaine poked Jerry in the ribs. "What's the matter, sport? Not =

man enough?"

Jerry stood up and paced back and forth. "I don't know about =

this. I was in this situation once before, and I didn't do it because I =

thought I would have to start living a whole different life style."

"You didn't do it because you are a moron," muttered George, =

who had helped Jerry get that previous opportunity and had never =

forgiven him for passing it up.

"Come on Jerry, live a little," encouraged Elaine. "A little wild =

sex won't kill you."

"I'll kill you if you don't do it," said George helpfully.

Jerry looked at them and then threw his hands in the air. "OK, =

OK, what the heck. I'll do it."

"Hot dog!" George clapped his hands together with glee. =

"This is going to be great!"

"Listen to me, both of you," said Elaine. "I don't want you =

telling anyone about this. It could really hurt my reputation."

"Our lips are sealed," agreed George immediately.

"Yeah, I've heard you say that before," said Elaine over her =

shoulder as she went into the bathroom to take her shower. "This time =

I mean it."

George stared at Jerry in amazement. "Can you believe it?"

Jerry spread his hands out wide and shook his head. "I really =

can't believe it. Our dear sweet Elaine."

George snorted. "Not when we get through with her." He =

rubbed his hands together. "Now, we need a plan of action. Who's =

going to do what, what's going to go where, it's all got to be decided =

ahead of time."

At that moment, much to George and Jerry's dismay, the door =

flew open and Kramer burst into the apartment. =


"Hiya," he said to both of them. "Jerry, you ready to go?"

"Go where?" asked Jerry distractedly.

"To the grocery store, remember? There's a big fruit sale today =

and I want to stock up."

Jerry recalled that he had promised his lanky neighbor that he =

would go food shopping with him this evening. At the moment, it was =

the last thing he wanted to do. However, he was worried that George =

would spill the beans to Kramer, and he reasoned that it might be best =

to separate them."

"OK, Kramer, lets go."

Kramer was looking at George curiously. "What's the matter, =

buddy? You look like you've seen a ghost or something."

"Nothings the matter," said George defensively. "Why do you =

ask?"

"Oh yeah," said Kramer, leaning forward and inspecting =

George's face closely. "Something's the matter all right."

"Nothings the matter!" said Jerry desperately. "Now lets go."

Kramer spun around and looked at Jerry intently. =

"Something's going on here - I can feel it!" =


"Kramer, there is nothing going on here," repeated Jerry. His =

heart sank as he saw that beads of sweat were forming on George's =

forehead.

Kramer poked his finger into George's chest. "George, there's =

something going on between you two, and I want to know what it is. =

Now come on, out with it!"

George swallowed hard. He was visibly trembling as Kramer =

stared directly into his eyes. "All right, all right... Jerry and I are=
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going to be in a threesome together."

Jerry shook his head sadly.

Kramer jumped a few inches into the air as if he had been jolted =

by an electrical socket. "A threesome! That's unbelievable! Who's =

the lucky lady?"

"No one you know," said George. "And it's none of your =

business, anyway."

"No, no, no," said Kramer thoughtfully. "You can't fool old =

Cosmo Kramer. It's someone I know, isn't it?" =


Suddenly Kramer heard the shower running, and realization =

dawned. "It's Elaine! You guys are going to do a threesome with =

Elaine!" He stared at George accusingly, as if daring him to deny it.

George's face drooped and he stared at the floor. "Yes, it's =

Elaine," he admitted.

Jerry looked at his watch. "Four minutes. You managed to =

keep that secret for four whole minutes. Very impressive."

George was too ashamed to speak.

"So, our sweet little Elaine is going to try some wild, =

uninhibited lovemaking," said Kramer. "Count me in."

"Count you in?!" shouted George.

"Are you crazy?!" chimed in Jerry.

"This isn't like sharing a taxi!" said George angrily. "It's a =

private matter between the three of us. You can't say anything to =

Elaine about this, Kramer. If she finds out that you know, it will never=
=

happen."

Kramer nodded grudgingly. "OK, OK, I won't say anything."

Just then Elaine walked out of the bathroom with a towel =

around her head. "Jerry, can I use your hair dryer? Oh, hi Kramer."

"Well, hello there," said Kramer in a low, husky voice.

Elaine stopped in her tracks and stared at Kramer for a second. =

Then she looked at George. "You told him, didn't you?" George's =

face told her the answer.

"He held out for four whole minutes," said Jerry. "For =

George, that's not too bad."

"Well, that's just great," said Elaine angrily. "I guess I'll have =

to call the whole thing off. I don't want the whole city to know about =

it."

George shook his head despondently. He appeared to be close =

to tears. Suddenly, he slapped himself repeatedly on the forehead. =

"Stupid, stupid, stupid!"

Elaine thought it over briefly. "Unless.... Kramer, you want =

in?"

"Oh yeah - I want in." Kramer smiled happily.

"OK, we'll do it with Kramer," said Elaine.

"Hallelujah!" shouted George.

"You are going to do all three of us at once?" asked Jerry =

disbelievingly.

"Sure, why not." She cocked her hip saucily at Jerry. "I have =

three holes, don't I? Come on, too late to chicken out now."

Jerry shook his head in confusion. This was getting to be a =

little too much for him. But Elaine was right, it was too late to back =

out now.

"You know who else you should get in on this?" said Kramer =

to Elaine. =


"I hate to even ask," said Elaine. "But who?"

"Newman," said Kramer with a knowing nod.

"Newman?? Why Newman?" Elaine wrinkled her nose with =

distaste. Newman was an overweight friend of Kramer's who lived in =

the building. He and Jerry didn't get along.

"Well, most people don't know this, but Newman is a superb =

cocksman."

"A what?" asked Elaine, laughing.

"A superb cocksman," repeated Kramer. =


"How do you know?" asked George. "Are you just taking his =

word for it?"

"I've seem him action," answered Kramer with a meaningful =

nod.

"That's too much information," said Jerry with disgust.

"No, no," said Kramer. "He was in some movies back in the =

early eighties. Adult movies."

"Wait a minute," said George. "You're telling me Newman =

used to be a porno actor? I don't believe it."

"I don't believe it either," said Jerry. "Kramer, you're nuts."

"Oh no, it's true," said Kramer. "Wait right here." He =

disappeared out the door.

"Superb cocksman," said Jerry thoughtfully. "There's a phrase =

you don't hear every day."

"I'll say," giggled Elaine.

"It's kind of raunchy and elegant at the same time," said Jerry, =

switching into his stand-up comedian mode. "You know, I think it =

would be a good phrase for a personal ad." He pantomimed reading a =

classified ad. "Single white male, mid thirties, non-smoker, is looking =

for someone to share special times with. Enjoy reading, rollerblading, =

and avante garde films. Superb cocksman."

Elaine laughed. "That's pretty good, Jerry. You ought to put =

that into your act."

"No, I don't think that would go over very well. I've got a =

reputation as a family comedian, you know."

"Too bad," said Elaine. "It's a lot funnier than most of your =

stuff."

"Gee, thanks," said Jerry.

Kramer burst back into the apartment carrying a videotape.

"Here it is: 'Hot and Spicy Pizza Girls'! A classic." He =

popped it into the VCR and started fast forwarding.

"Right up there with 'The Godfather', I'm sure," said Jerry =

sarcastically.

"Here we go," said Kramer, playing the tape at normal speed. =

On the screen, a scantily clad woman carrying a pizza box sauntered up =

to the front of a house and rang the bell. A thin young man with curly =

brown hair answered the door.

"There he is," said Kramer triumphantly. "That's Newman."

"That's not Newman," said George dismissively.

Elaine leaned in for a closer look. "Oh my God, that IS =

Newman!"

"About ten thousand bear claws ago," observed Jerry.

"I don't get it," said George with a note of jealousy in his =

voice. "Why would anyone put Newman in a porno movie?"

"Oh my God," said Elaine, staring wide-eyed at the TV.

"I must say, that's quite impressive," admitted Jerry.

"Quite a piece of equipment he's got there, isn't it," said =

Kramer proudly. "He really knows how to use it, too."

George shook his head sadly. "I certainly can't compete with =

that."

Elaine turned off the tape. "I've seen enough," she said. =

"Newman's in."

Jerry threw up his hands in dismay. "Four guys! How are =

you going to do four guys at once?"

"We need a plan," said George again. "You can't just rush into =

these things willy-nilly and expect them to go smoothly."

Jerry gave him a dirty look. "Oh, so you're an expert, now. =

Well, someone please explain to me how Elaine is going to satisfy four =

men at once."

Jerry, George, and Kramer launched into an animated =

discussion. Arguments began, and angry words were exchanged. A =

sketch pad was used. George, who was secretly afraid that he was =

going to be stuck with a hand job or an armpit, was particularly =

vehement.

"SHUT UP, all of you!" Elaine was looking at them =

accusingly, hands on her hips. They fell silent.

"This is MY orgy and I'll decide who does what."

They listened attentively.

"George, you get my ass."

"Why me?" asked George.

"Well, that's the tightest hole, and it's a very sensitive area. =

I'm not sure how to put this nicely, George, but I think I would be =

most comfortable with you in my ass."

George looked a little hurt. "What, you just assume that my =

cock is the smallest?"

"Not at all. Jerry told me."

George shrugged. "That's OK. I wanted the ass anyway."

"Good," said Elaine. "Just be sure you wear a condom. And =

not one of those blue ones, for Gods sake."

"Don't worry," said George reassuringly. "I threw all those =

away."

"OK," continued Elaine. "Jerry, you have the best hygeine , so =

you get my mouth. Kramer, that leaves you with my pussy. Now, is =

everyone happy?"

They all nodded.

"What about Newman?" asked Jerry.

"He can be a substitute in case someone gets hurt," answered =

Elaine with a laugh. "I just want to get a closer look at his tool, =

anyway."

"So when do we do it?" asked George eagerly.

Elaine smiled. She was almost as eager as George. "How =

about tomorrow at about this time? We'll all meet right here."

"All right," said Jerry. "Tomorrow it is. Do you think you can =

wait that long?" he asked, looking at George.

"Are you kidding? I won a contest, remember?"



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The next day, George arrived at Jerry's apartment a bit early. =


"I wanted to make sure I had time to get ready," he said, going =

into the bedroom.

A few minutes later he came out wearing a paisley silk robe. =


Jerry looked at him and laughed. "You look like Hugh Hefner. =

All you need is the pipe."

"One should always dress appropriately for the occasion," said =

George, inspecting himself in the mirror. "It's one of my philosophies =

in life. If you want to be a swinger, you have to dress like a swinger."=


"Well you look like one swinging dude, my friend."

Elaine was next to arrive. "Nice robe," she said to George with =

a wan smile.

"Elaine, you look kind of pale," observed Jerry. "Are you =

feeling all right?"

"I'm kind of nervous," she admitted. "I've never done =

anything like this before, you know." She started opening cabinets in =

the kitchen. "You have any booze?"

"Bottom cabinet next to the fridge," said Jerry.

Elaine found a bottle of whiskey and poured herself a huge =

drink. "Down the hatch," she said, tossing it back. "Whoa! That's =

more like it."

As the alcohol took effect, color returned to her cheeks and she =

began to dance around the apartment. She shimmied seductively up to =

George and ran her hands up and down his chest, enjoying the slippery =

feeling of the silk. =


"I like a man who knows how to dress for the occasion."

George nodded knowingly.

"OK, Costanza, lets see it, " she suddenly said with a giggle.

George turned pale. "You want to see it? What, just like that?"

"You heard her, Hef," said Jerry. "She wants to see it."

"I think I better have a drink first," said George. He poured =

himself a shot of whiskey and downed it. "Ahhhhh... I see what you =

mean, Elaine. That does help."

He walked back over to Elaine and then, with one sudden =

movement, he flung off the robe. He wasn't wearing anything under =

it.

"Whoohoooo!" shouted Elaine. "Now were getting =

somewhere."

"Nothing but socks," said Jerry. "That's always a nice look."

Elaine walked over to Jerry. "OK, wise guy, I think it's your =

turn. You need a drink first?"

"No thanks. But what about you? When are you going to get =

naked?"

"Not until everyone is here," said Elaine coquettishly. "But I =

guess I can get a little more comfortable." She took off her blouse and =

her skirt, revealing a short black teddy which was cut low in front. =

She did a twirl for their benefit.

"Now, lets go Jerry," she said. "Chop, chop."

"You heard the woman," said George. "Besides, you won't =

believe how much better you will feel once you are naked." In fact, =

George did look unusually radiant.

"OK, OK," said Jerry. He slowly removed his white sneakers =

and socks, then his jeans and his t-shirt, folding them neatly as he took=
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them off. Finally, he stood completely naked.

"You know, this does feel pretty good," he said, smiling and =

swinging his arms back and forth.

"I told you," said George.

Just then the doorknob rattled and there was a loud thud as =

something hit the door.

"I thought it would be prudent to leave it locked this evening," =

said Jerry.

Elaine opened the door, and Kramer and Newman walked in. =

Kramer was rubbing his forehead and looked a little dazed. Newman =

walked up to Elaine, moving quite gracefully despite his bulk, and =

kissed her hand gallantly. Then he stood in front of Jerry and gave =

him a long look up and down.

"Hello, Jerry," he sneered.

"Hello, Newman." Jerry tried to sound confident and superior, =

but he felt himself wilting under Newman's gaze.

"What's the matter, Jerry, you look a little uncomfortable," said =

Newman with a smirk.

"You have me at kind of a disadvantage here," protested Jerry. =

"I'm naked and you're fully dressed."

Newman glanced briefly down at Jerry's midsection and =

snickered. "Oh, I have you at a disadvantage all right."

Kramer suddenly noticed that George and Jerry were naked. =

"You didn=D5t start without us, did you?"

"Not all," said Jerry. =


"Come on, Kramer and Newman," said Elaine, doing another =

twirl. "All the guys have to take it off, and then we can get started."

"Giddyup," said Kramer eagerly, and he put down the duffel =

bag he was carrying. He tore off his polyester sport shirt, sending a =

button bouncing across the floor, kicked off his shoes, and dropped =

his pants, leaving himself completely nude.

"Now that's what I call following orders," said Elaine =

appreciatively.

Newman had gone into the bedroom to undress. Now he =

walked out, also naked, with a little smile on his face. His smile was =

the only little thing about him. His wide chest and big belly made him =

appear twice the size of any of the other men in the room. But what =

really caught ones eye was his immense tool, which hung down to his =

knees and was as thick as a mans forearm. The overall impression he =

gave was of a bull elephant. =


"What can I say, Newman," said Elaine, sounding a little out of =

breath. "I don't know where I'm going to find the room for that."

"I'm sure we can squeeze it in somewhere," he said.

The other three men were trying desperately not to look at the =

portly postal worker. Jerry decided to try to change the subject.

"Hey Kramer - what's in the duffel bag, party boy?"

"Equipment, Jerry."

"Ooh, toys," said Elaine, perking up. "Lets see."

Kramer unzipped the duffel bag, rooted around, and then =

pulled out a large, black dildo.

Jerry shook his head in wonderment. "A dildo, Kramer? We =

have four guys and one woman - what on earth do we need a dildo =

for?"

"He's got a point, Kramer," laughed Elaine. "Lets see what =

else you have in there."

"Right," said Kramer, unfazed. He reached in again and pulled =

out a big plastic squeeze bottle. "How about some massage oil?"

"That's more like it." She took the bottle and pointed it =

playfully at Jerry. A jet of oil arced past the comedian and splattered =

onto his couch. =


"My couch! Don't mess up my couch!"

Elaine started laughing hysterically. Ignoring Jerry's attempts =

to protect his couch, she began squirting oil at all of them and then =

rubbing it in. A few minutes later, Jerry, George, and Kramer were all =

coated from head to toe with a glistening coat of oil. Newman seemed =

content to stand aside and watch.

"What's that scent?" inquired George during a break in the =

action. He had been very quiet since Newman had arrived, but he =

seemed to have regained his courage.

"Passion fruit," replied Kramer.

Jerry made a face. "This apartment is going to smell like =

passion fruit for months.

Elaine giggled. "You make that sound like a bad thing." =


"All right, Miss Benes," said Jerry. "We are all naked, =

completely covered with oil, and sporting firm erections of various =

sizes and shapes. I think it's time for you to lose that teddy."

"I guess you're right," she said. =


Elaine's cheeks were flushed, her chest was heaving with the =

exertion of spreading oil on three squirming men, and her eyes were =

sparkling. To put it succinctly, she looked extremely hot. After =

handing the bottle of oil to George, she closed her eyes and raised her =

arms over her head.

"All right, men. You may do with me as you wish."

They pulled her teddy up over her head and off, and slid her =

black thong panties down her legs to the floor. Massage oil was =

squirted all over her body in generous amounts, and then Elaine felt the =

delicious sensation of six large, male hands stroking every slippery =

square inch of her anatomy. =


She opened her eyes for a moment to see who was doing what. =

George was standing in front of her, kneading her breasts with both =

hands. Kramer was on his knees, running his hands up and down her =

legs. Jerry was behind her, massaging her back from her shoulders =

down to her ass. =


"Mmmmm," she said. "That feels wonderful, guys."

She closed her eyes again and concentrated on enjoying the =

administrations of her three friends. She imagined that this was what a =

car would feel like going through one of those deluxe hand washes =

where the attendants swarm all over it with their hoses, sponges, and =

soft rags. She became hornier and hornier, and it was a relief when =

Jerry finally slid his hand down between her slippery ass cheeks and =

fingered her pussy from behind.

"Oh, God," she moaned. =


"We certainly won't be needing any more oil down here," said =

Jerry, as he a slipped a finger into her, and then added a second and a =

third. He finger-fucked her expertly, and then Kramer started rubbing =

her pussy from the front.

Elaine's eyes snapped open. She couldn't wait any longer. =


"Enough foreplay!" she barked. "Lets get to the main event. =

Kramer, lie down right there on your back." She pointed to the open =

space behind the couch.

Kramer complied quickly, stumbling over his duffel bag and =

almost falling down. The floor was extremely slippery from all the oil.

Elaine saw with satisfaction that Kramer's cock was fully erect =

and pointing up at the ceiling. She stood over him for a few seconds =

with her legs straddling his chest, savoring the moment, and then she =

lowered herself onto his waiting love muscle, which slid smoothly into =

her fully lubricated quim.

"Oh, Baby!!" shouted Kramer. =


He started wildly thrusting up into her, and Elaine felt like she =

was in a rodeo.

"Take it easy, Kramer! If you buck me off I'm not getting back =

on." Kramer was giving her a hell of a ride, but he was making it =

impossible for anyone else to join in. Besides, she suspected that at =

this rate he would be finished in about ten seconds.

"Sorry," said Kramer, and he managed to calm it down =

considerably.

"OK, George, you're next," said Elaine. She leaned forward =

and supported herself by putting her hands on Kramer's shoulders. =

Behind her, she could feel George awkwardly shuffling into position.

"OW!" said Kramer as George accidentally kneed him in the =

balls.

"Sorry."

Finally, Elaine felt the tip of George's cock pressing on her =

anus. She pushed her rear end back towards him, and his modest tool =

was soon buried to the hilt in her ass. She closed her eyes and enjoyed =

the new sensation of having both holes filled at once. Then she felt =

something warm pressing on her lips, and she opened her mouth to let =

Jerry's cock fill up her last available orifice.

The apartment was soon filled with moans, sighs, and cries of =

pleasure, as the tangled mass of human flesh pulsed, shook, and =

moved this way and that.

Out of the corner of her eye, Elaine noticed Newman standing =

to one side and nonchalantly stroking his magnificent man meat, which =

was sticking straight out in front of him like a tree branch. She though=
t =

it looked sturdy enough to hang his mail bag from. =


Newman didn't look at all put out at being left out of the =

festivities; in fact, he still had a hint of a smirk on his face. Elaine=
was =

suddenly obsessed with the idea of trying to get that giant cock into her=
=

mouth. It was the challenge of it that appealed to her: it would be like=
=

trying to climb Mount Everest or swim the English Channel.

She focused her attention on sucking Jerry's cock, trying to =

make him come. She was quite skilled at this particular activity, and =

since she was Jerry's former girlfriend, she naturally knew just what =

worked best on him. =


Before long, Jerry was moaning and grunting with pleasure. =

As he felt the orgasm starting to build in his loins, he happened to look=
=

over at Newman. His nemesis was looking back at him with a =

mocking smile on his face, and with a flash of insight the comedian =

realized what was happening. =


Desperately, he tried to back away from the brink, but it was =

too late. "Newman," he thought to himself with disgust as he spurted =

his semen into the back of Elaine's throat.

"Amateur," said Newman softly to Jerry as he sidled over to =

take his place. "Step aside and let a real man take over." Jerry was to=
o =

dispirited to reply.

Now Elaine was facing her greatest challenge face to face. She =

gamely opened her mouth as wide as it would go, and was just barely =

able to encircle her lips around the head of the beast. Inch by inch, =

Newman's cock began to disappear into her mouth like a sluggish =

python returning to its den. =


By opening her throat and fighting the urge to gag, she finally =

managed to get it about halfway into her mouth. Her jaw ached from =

being opened so wide; she felt like a pig being roasted on a spit. =

Newman then began sliding it in and out, causing Elaine to make =

muffled gagging sounds. Her eyes bulged out of her head, and saliva =

ran down her chin and made a puddle on the floor. She was having the =

time of her life.

For some reason, the sight of Elaine choking on Newman's =

giant cock was an incredible turn-on for both George and Kramer, and =

they began fucking harder and faster. This had a synergistic effect: =

since their cocks were only separated by a thin membrane, each one =

was effectively stimulating the other with his own cock. Soon they =

were both thrusting furiously.

Of course, this was also providing a huge amount of =

stimulation to Elaine. She let Newman's cock slide back out of her =

mouth, and concentrated on fucking Kramer and George.

After a few more seconds of exponential buildup, George, =

Kramer, and Elaine had simultaneous, explosive orgasms. The three =

of them then collapsed in a tangled, sweaty heap on the floor.

As she caught her breath, Elaine saw Newman standing over =

her, his cock still ominously firm. She knew she would never be able =

to do it justice with her mouth.

"OK, Newman," she said, spreading her legs. "Try not to =

damage any internal organs."

Newman wordlessly pressed the head of the monster against =

the opening to Elaine's pussy. Elaine felt a moment of pain as her love =

channel was spread wider than ever before, and then she moaned in =

ecstasy as it began sliding into her, deeper than seemed humanly =

possible. =


Newman began fucking her with long, smooth strokes of his =

magnificent manhood, giving Elaine orgasm after orgasm. Finally, he =

let out a guttural groan and clenched his teeth; clearly he was close to =

coming. =


Elaine prepared herself to be tossed around like a rag doll by =

the force of Newman's orgasm, but at the last second Newman pulled =

out and stroked himself to climax over Elaine's stomach. Thick ropes =

of semen sprayed out of his cock, coating Elaine's stomach, breasts, =

and face. A few spurts of sprack even sailed as far as the couch, =

where they landed with a sodden thud.

"My couch!" wailed Jerry.

"That's what's called a 'money shot' in the adult film =

business," Kramer informed them. "Old habits die hard, eh =

Newman?"

"Sorry about that, Jerry," said Newman with transparent =

insincerity.

Elaine wiped the semen out of her eyes and looked around. =

Kramer and Newman looked quite satisfied, but she sensed that =

George and Jerry felt a bit upstaged by Newman. She felt a sudden =

rush of warmth and sympathy for them - they were terrific friends, =

despite their quirks.

"You were all wonderful," she said, looking at George and =

Jerry in particular. "We should do this again real soon." =


"Really?" asked George, hopefully. "You aren't just saying =

that?"

"Of course not," said Elaine with a contented smile. "You guys =

are all superb cocksmen."
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