Disclaimer: Seinfeld belongs to Castle Rock Entertainment and West-Shapiro.
This story is not-for-profit, but I own it.
Warnings: Female/female sex, strong language
Feedback: Yes, I want feedback.
Other Notes: This AU story is based on the episode entitled THE IMPLANT.
Summary: After Elaine grabs hold of her chest, Sidra does something that was
unexpected--she falls in love with Elaine.
Dedications: None so far.
Seinfeld: Elaine And Sidra's Meeting
by Andrew Troy Keller ([email protected] com)
It was on the Eighth day of December that a stand-up comedian named Jerry
Seinfeld had dumped his girlfriend, Sidra after his best friend, Elaine Benes
had said that Sidra's figure was the result of implants.
But that was before Elaine has discovered inside a sauna at a local health
club that Sidra's breasts were actually real -- and after she had told Jerry
about her unusual discovery, he had confronted Sidra about it, only to have
her chew him out in spades and storm out of Jerry's apartment after having
said these words, "And by the way. They're real and they're spectacular. "
But if this were to be happening on another Earth, Elaine and Sidra's meeting
would totally different outcome -- like for instance, while one of Jerry's
other friends, Cosmo Kramer was confronting a man that he'd claimed to be
Salman Rushdie somewhere in the health club, Elaine was sitting in the sauna,
just before Sidra had walked in and sat down across from her.
And after they had started a friendly conversation, Elaine had stood up, held
out her hand and started walking towards Sidra, only to trip on something and
cause Elaine to place her hand on Sidra's breast to keep from falling down
to the floor.
But then, instead of being totally shocked by the whole incident, Sidra had
looked at Elaine -- who still had her hand on Sidra's breast -- and suddenly
became aroused by the gesture.
"I'm so sorry about this. ", said Elaine, after she had realized that
Sidra's breasts were real and Sidra was looking at her in quite a funny way.
"I really didn't mean for this to happen. I'd better leave. "
But before she was about to stand up and walk out of the sauna, Sidra had
placed her gentle hands on Elaine's arms and said, "No. You don't have to
leave. It's okay. If it were me instead of you, I would do the exact same
And then, after they had shared a small giggle between them, both Elaine and
Sidra had looked at each other for a minute or two and were about to give
each other a kiss on the lips.
However, before that was about to happen, Elaine had moved her head away from
Sidra's and said, "Wait, Sidra. Wait-a-minute. I really didn't mean to give
you the wrong signals here. It's just that I'm not that type of...!"
But before she was about to say one more word, Sidra had placed the tips
of her fingers on the Julia Louis-Dreyfuss type beauty's lips and said,
"Sssshhhh. You don't have to say another word. You don't even have to be
afraid. It'll be okay, Elaine. All you need to do is relax... and enjoy
And with that, both Sidra and Elaine had kissed each other ever so
passionately on the lips, before the Terri Hatcher clone had removed the
towels from her and Elaine's nude bodies and started licking all over
Elaine's nude body -- all the way down to her suddenly hot, wet pussy.
"Oooohhhh, God! I've never...experienced anything...like this...before!" said
Elaine, while Sidra was carressing her firm breasts. "Aaaahhhh, yes! That's
it! Touch me! Touch me there! Aaaahhhh!"
And then, at that moment, Elaine had suddenly realized that she was
experiencing something that she hadn't experienced with another woman before,
for she was experiencing pure, untamed erotica -- and enjoying every minute
A few minutes later, after Sidra had placed herself in front of Elaine, the
two women had started rubbing their hot, moist snatches against each other.
"AAAAHHHH, YES! THAT'S IT! DO IT, SIDRA!" yelled Elaine, after she had placed
her hands on Sidra's legs. "FUCK ME! FUCK ME DRY! LET ME BE YOUR SLUT!
"AAAAHHHH, YES! THAT'S IT! DO IT, BITCH!" yelled a sexually-energized
Sidra. "TOUCH ME! FUCK ME! I DON'T GIVE A SHIT! JUST MAKE ME WANNA CUM!
And then, after they had started moving harder and faster and their
lovemaking has reached its final path to Jerry's latest comedy tour, the
two newfound lovers had cum and collapsed due to exhaustion.
After they were finally able to catch their breath, Elaine had placed her
head on Sidra's chest, took a deep breath and said, "I'm sorry about what
I've done to cause you and Jerry to break-up. If you want to hate me
forever, I'll understand."
But instead of hating her, a smiling Sidra had placed her gentle hand on
Elaine's head and said, "Actually, Elaine. You've done Jerry and me a favor,
because I've actually found my one true love... and it's you."
And then, after they had looked and smiled at each other, both Sidra and
Elaine had snuggled up to each other and fallen asleep within their naked
Just then, after Elaine had arrived at Jerry's apartment and told him that
she has decided to move to San Francisco with the special someone that she
had met at the health club, the stand-up comic had wrapped his arm around
his best friend and said, "Well, if that's what you want to do, then I'll
only wish you all the happiness in the world."
But before she was able to give Jerry all of the details, an upset George
Costanza had walked into the apartment, sat down and stared directly at a
blank TV screen -- and after they had sat down next to Geroge, Jerry had
cleared his throat and said, "You weren't able to get the death certificate,
"I've almost had it, Jerry! I was almost on my way to getting that fifty
percent airfare discount! ", said George, after he had turned towards Jerry.
"But did I get it? Noooo, I didn't! Because all they've wanted to do is
complain about me taking that fucking second dip!"
"Well, why should they be upset?" asked a confused Elaine. "After all, don't
they have a large swimming pool?"
"I'm talking about chip dip, Elaine!" answered George, after he had turned
towards Elaine. "And to tell you the truth, I've had no idea that there was
a no double-dipping rule."
"Oh, yes. There is." said Jerry, after he had placed his arm on the back of
his sofa. "As a matter of fact, it had became a rule in 1828 by some guy
named Seymore Chipps, after he had discovered one of his houseguests dipping
his piece of chicken into the barbecue sauce one too many times."