Disclaimer: My Fair Brady belongs to 51 Minds Entertainment and VH-1
Television. This story is not-for-profit but I own it.
Warnings: Strong language, voyurism, male solo sex, male/female sex, female
solo sex, female/female sex
Pairing: Joanie 'Chyna' Laurer/Adrianne Curry/Christopher Knight
Feedback: Yes, I want feedback.
Categories: Het, slash, bi
Summary: The former WWF Superstar known as Chyna arrives at the home of
Christopher Knight and his beloved bride Adrianne Curry to pay them a visit,
only to have her discover that they have a surprise of their own for her.
Other Notes: This AU story is a birthday gift for Joanie 'Chyna' Laurer, who
was born on December 27th, 1969.
Dedication: Happy 38th Birthday to Joanie 'Chyna' Laurer! -- ATK 2007
My Fair Brady: One Night With Chyna
by Andrew Troy Keller (firstname.lastname@example.org)
It had all began on the 27th day of the month of December, which happens to
be the birthday of the one former wrestling diva known as Joanie 'Chyna'
Laurer and also the day that she had allowed herself to arrive at the home
of her two good friends and fellow housemates on the VH-1 original reality
series entitled 'The Surreal Life', Christopher Knight -- who had once played
Peter Brady on a certain TV series entitled 'The Brady Bunch' -- and his
beloved bride Adrianne Curry, who had won the very first season of 'America's
Next Top Model'.
Anyway, as soon as the former WWF Woman's Champion had just arrived at the
house and gotten herself and her overnight bags out of the rental car, Joanie
had walked herself up to the front door and rang the doorbell, which had
caused that door to open and allow Adrianne to stand in front of her best
friend in only a red and blue bikini-swimsuit, let out a scream of delight,
give the former WWF Superstar a big friendly hug and say, "Oooohhhh! It's so
good to see you again, Joanie! Come on in! Peter's also willing to see you
And after she had said 'okay' to her really good friend and stepped into
the house, a small-smiling Joanie had placed her two overnight bags on the
living-room sofa and followed Adrianne out of the back door and over to the
swimming pool just in time for her loving husband to climb himself out of
the water in only a pair of dark-blue swimtrunks, give the former lover of
another WWF Superstar whose name happens to be Sean Waltman a big friendly
hug and say, "It really is great to see you again, Joanie. I had heard that
you were able to get your name legally changed to Chyna. I bet that a certain
Mister Vince McMahon would be steaming mad over that."
"Well, Chris. I truly know that for a fact but I'm glad that I had allowed
myself to do it anyway. And if a certain Mister McMahon still doesn't like
that, then he could go fuck himself in the ass for all I care," that was what
a smiling Joanie had said to the former star of 'The Brady Bunch' before she
had asked both him and Adrianne where she might go inside the house to get
herself cleanned-up and allowed the 'America's Next Model' Season One winner
to lead her straight to the guest bedroom and tell her that the bathroom was
right next to it.
And then, after she had gotten herself settled into her room and moved
herself into the bathroom, Joanie had stripped off all of her clothes, turned
on the water, stepped into the shower and began rubbing soap all over her
bare-ass naked body just before Christopher had stepped into the bathroom to
see if Joanie was in need of some clean towels or anything like that and
gazed his eyes upon the wonderfully-built nude body that she had on her.
And after he had taken off his swimtrunks and began stroking his stiff cock
right in front of her, Christopher had stepped into that very same shower and
gently placed his hand on her bare back, causing a shocked Joanie to turn
herself quickly around and look at him like she was about to say, "Whoa,
Chris! Please do me a favor and don't try anything with me! I mean, it was
bad enough that one son-of-a-bitch had talked me into starring with him in a
porn-video entitled 'One Night In China'!"
But just as she was able to get at least one single word out of her very
own mouth, Joanie had suddenly gazed her eyes upon Christopher's
wonderfully-built nude body and allowed him to kiss her ever so passionately
on the lips and start licking all over her body -- all the way down to her
hot, wet pussy and carressing her firm breasts just in time for Adrianne to
place herself inside the room, remove her bikini-swimsuit and start pumping
two of her fingers in and out of her hot and steamy cunt and carressing her
own tits with the other hand.
And then, after Joanie had placed her hands on Christopher's bare shoulders
and said, "Aaaahhhh, yeeeessss! That's it! Do it, Chris! Touch me! Touch me
there! Suck my wet pussy dry! Aaaahhhh!" Adrianne had stepped into the
shower, placed one of her beloved husband's hands on her hot, moist snatch
and began sucking on Joanie's stiff mounds, causing the former WWF Woman's
Champion to suddenly realize that she was able to experience the one thing
that she had never experienced with anyone outside the WWF before, for she
was experiencing pure and untamed erotica... and enjoying every minute of it.
Just then, after they had finished taking their shower together and moved
themselves out of the bathroom and into the master bedroom, the trio of
friends had laid their nude bodies on the bed before Christopher had placed
his stone hard dick inside his beloved bride's pussy and began licking on
Chyna's snatch and the former WWF Superstar had placed her hands on the
'America's Next Top Model' Season One winner's silky-smooth naked thighs and
began sucking on her tits, causing a sexually-energized Adrianne to place her
hands on Joanie's bare back and yell at the top of her lungs, "AAAAHHHH, YES!
THAT'S IT! DO IT, CHRIS! DO IT, JOANIE! TOUCH ME! SUCK MY TITS! FUCK THE
LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME! MAKE ME WANNA CUM! AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!"
Then, after the three newfound bi-sexual lovers had started moving
themselves harder and faster and their lovemaking has finally allowed its
first Reality-TV series to be placed on VH-1's prime-time line-up, Joanie,
Christopher and Adrianne had came and collapsed due to exhaustion and fell
asleep with their naked arms in a lover's embrace.
That was before the three good friends had sat themselves down on the
living-room sofa and began watching DVDs of their favorite episodes of 'The
Surreal Life' just in time for Christopher to place one of his gentle arms
over Adrianne's shoulders and the other arm over Joanie's shoulders, let out
a small smile, take a deep breath and said, "You know. If you guys were to
ask me, I think that the time is right for the three of us to put out our own
porn-video and I have the perfect title for it. What do you guys think of
'One Night With Chyna'?" before the two hot-looking babes had rolled their
eyes and bopped him in the face with the soft couch pillows.