Disclaimer: Laverne And Shirley belongs to the Henderson Production
Company, Miller-Milkis Productions and Paramount Television. This story is
not-for-profit but I own it.
Warnings: Voyurism, male solo sex, male/female sex, female solo sex,
female/female sex, strong language
Categories: Het, slash, bi
Feedback: Yes, I want feedback.
Summary: Laverne decides to go camping with two friendly strangers in order
to fill the void that was caused by Shirley's departure from her life.
Other Notes: This AU story is a birthday gift for Penny Marshall, who was
born on the 15th day of October, 1942.
Dedication: Happy 65th Birthday to Penny Marshall! -- ATK 2007
Laverne And Shirley: A Nice Day In The Country
by Andrew Troy Keller ([email protected])
It has been a long time since both Laverne De Fazio and Cindy Williams had
quit their former jobs as bottle-cappers at the Shotz Brewery and joined two
other former Shotz employees known as Lenny Kosnowski and Andrew 'Squiggy'
Squigman in moving themselves out of their old apartment in the City of
Milwaukee, Wisconsin and over to the City of Burbank, California, which was
where the former Pizza Bowl owner known as Frank De Fazio and his new wife,
the girls' former landlady whose name was Edna Babish had transplanted
themselves and began operating another restaraunt together.
And even though the two good friends and roommates had gotten themselves
settled into their new place and been able to get themselves jobs at a local
department store, both Laverne and Shirley were still having their own share
of problems with trying to find the perfect guy to spend the rest of their
days with in spite of the fact that Shirley was still carrying a torch for
Carmine 'The Big Ragu' Ragusa.
But of course, that was before Shirley had finally allowed herself to marry
an Army medic whose name was Walter Meany and left the country to be with
him, leaving poor Laverne all alone in their apartment with no other roommate
nor best friend to tell all of her troubles to.
But that was before she was sitting in a booth at Cowboy Bob's and drowning
her sorrows in a medium glass of Pepsi, only to have a young and beautiful
blonde maiden and her good friend who was a handsome stud with dark-brown
hair to walk into the eatery to get themselves something to eat and spotted
poor Laverne sitting by herself and feeling flat-out miserable.
That had caused the blonde babe to sit herself down next to Laverne, placed
her gentle hand on the former Shotz Brewery employee's shoulder and said,
"Hi. I'm sorry about having us meet like this but we were unable to ignore
you. By the way, my name is Cindy McKean and my friend is David Winkler. May
we ask what your name is?"
And after she had looked at both Cindy and David and noticed that they were
both safe enough to be trusted, the poor girl from the City of Milwaukee had
closed her eyes, let out a sigh and answered, "My name is Laverne De Fazio.
And it's really me who should be sorry. You see, my roommate had just gotten
herself married to an Army medic and she had gone overseas to be with him.
And even though I had been so happy that Shirley had finally found herself a
But just as she was about to say another word, an understanding Cindy has
placed the tips of her fingers on Laverne's lips and said, "It's okay,
Laverne. You don't have to say another word. I really do understand what
you're about to say and I do believe that we have the perfect perscription
for your problems. Why don't you come camping with us?Because if you were
to ask me, that's exactly what you need right about now. A nice day in the
country. What do you say?"
And then, after she had given that idea some thought and realized that it
would be better than just sitting around in her own apartment and feeling
sorry for herself, Laverne had decided to accept Cindy and David's kind and
generous offer just before the three newfound friends had stopped over at
Laverne's place of residence and she had packed some stuff inside a backpack.
And after she had placed herself back inside David's car, the newly-formed
trio had driven themselves out of the City of Burbank and over to the local
national park, where they were able to place themselves in the first vacant
camping spot that they were able to get their hands on and set-up camp.
Then, after they had finally compleated that task, Cindy had stripped off all
of her clothes, exposed her bare-ass naked body in front of both Laverne and
David, placed her hands on her bare hips and said, "Hey, you guys!I have a
great idea!Let's go skinny-dipping!"
But just before a reluctant Laverne was about to say anything to Cindy, she
had turned her eyes toward David and noticed that he had also taken all of
his clothes off and began stroking his stiff cock right in front of Cindy
just before he had started chasing her over to a nearby lake.
And after she had finally realized that she was suppossed to get over her
depression over Shirley's absence from her life, a reluctant Laverne has
taken a deep breath, stripped off all of her clothes and rushed herself
over to that same lake, where she had discovered that both David and Cindy
had already placed themselves inside the water and began spalshing around
and having such a wonderful time.
And then, after Laverne had spalshed herself into the water and began horsing
around as well, the three newfound friends had finally gotten themselves out
of the water and laid their nude bodies on the soft ground underneath a large
tree just in time for David to kiss Laverne ever so passionately on the lips
and started licking all over her nude body -- all the way down to her hot,
wet pussy and carressing her firm breasts, while Cindy was pumping two of her
fingers in and out of her hot, moist snatch and carressing her own tits with
the other hand.
And after Laverne had placed her hands on David's bare shoulders and said,
"Aaaahhhh, yeeeessss! That's it! Do it, David! Touch me! Touch me there! Suck
my wet pussy dry! Aaaahhhh!" Cindy had kneeled herself down to Laverne and
began sucking on her stiff mounds, causing her to realize that she was able
to experience the one thing that she had never experienced with any size
group before, for she was experiencing pure and untamed erotica... and
enjoying every minute of it.
Just then, after David has placed his stone hard dick inside Cindy's pussy
and started licking on Laverne's snatch, the former Shotz Brewery worker has
placed her hands on the blonde babe's silky-smooth naked thighs and began
sucking on her tits, causing a sexually-energized Cindy to place her hands
on Laverne's bare back and yell at the top of her lungs, "AAAAHHHH, YES!
THAT'S IT! DO IT, DAVID! DO IT, LAVERNE! TOUCH ME! SUCK MY TITS! FUCK THE
LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME! MAKE ME WANNA CUM! AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!"
And after the three newfound bi-sexual lovers had started moving themselves
harder and faster and their lovemaking has finally moved itself from
Milwaukee to Burbank, Cindy, David and Laverne had came and collapsed due
to exhaustion and fell asleep with their naked arms in a lover's embrace.
Just then, on the very next day, both David and Cindy had dropped Laverne
off at her apartment building just in time for her curious father to walk
himself up to his own daughter, give her a good hard stare and ask, "Where
the hell have you been?I had came here to see how you were doing, only to
find out that you had gone somewhere with some couple!Now, I want to know
where you were and I want to right now!"
And after she had waved 'goodbye' to both David and Cindy and waited for
their car to be out of sight, a small-smiling Laverne had turned her head
toward an upset Frank, gave him a tiny kiss on the cheek and answered,
"Oooohhhh. Take it easy, Pop. We had just gone camping. You know. Just out
for a nice day in the country."