Disclaimer: Joey belongs to Silver And Gold Productions, Bright-San
Productions and Warner Brothers Television. This story is not-for-profit but
I own it.
Warnings: Strong language, voyurism, male/female sex, female solo sex, male
solo sex, female/female sex
Categories: Het, slash, bi
Pairings: Asia Carrera/Peter North, Joey/Dru Berrymore/Jenna Jameson
Feedback: Yes, I want feedback.
Summary: After he gets turned down for another acting job, Joey suddenly
notices that Dru Berrymore and Jenna Jameson were nude sunbathing right
outside his apartment.
Other Notes: This AU story is a birthday gift for Dru Berrymore, who was born
on August 11th, 1969.
Dedication: Happy 39th Birthday to Dru Berrymore! -- ATK 2008
Joey: Joey's First Porn Movie
by Andrew Troy Keller ([email protected])
It has been quite a while since a handsome male hunk known as Joey Tribbiani
had moved himself from New York to Los Angeles in order to fine-tune his
acting career and become a big-time success in the movies and/or on TV shows
and was able to reunite with two members of his own family, his attractive
older sister named Gina and his nephew who happens to be Gina's beloved son,
He was also able to meet up with a beautiful babe whose name happens to be
Alexis Garrett -- who had became his newfound next door neighbor, landlord
and friend -- and gotten himself a new agent who happens to be an oversexed
lady named Roberta Morganstern who had once had the hots for Michael but he
was glad that for some odd reason, she was unable to go through with it.
Anyway, speaking of Joey's new place of residence, he was sitting on a chair
in the living room and looking out of a window just in time for a curious
Michael to walk into the room, look at his Uncle Joey with a small smile on
his face and ask, "So, what are you up to, Uncle Joey? Waiting to see if Alex
would be able to pay you another friendly visit?" only to have Joey turn his
head towards Michael, let out a sigh and answer, "Not really, Mike. I'm
really sitting here and waiting for Bobbie to give me a call on the phone and
tell me about my chances on this choice roll on a new TV series that she's
trying to get for me."
"Well then, Uncle Joey. Since that's the case, I better get myself out of
here before she calls you on the phone, hears me talking to you and gets the
wrong idea that I'm standing here waiting for her. I'll see you later," that
was what a small-smiling Michael had said to Joey before he had left the
apartment just in time for the phone to start ringing and causing an excited
Joey to rush himself over to the phone, pick it up and say, "Bobbi, is this
you? Oh, that's great. So, were you able to do it? I mean, did I get the role
or what? No, huh? Well, yeah. I really did give it a try. Okay, Bobbi. I'll
see you next week. 'Bye."
And after he had hung-up the phone, slam his fist on the coffee table and
thought to himself, *Ah, fucking shit! Now, what should I do?* a depressed
Joey had taken another look out of the living room window and noticed that
two hot-looking babes -- one blonde and one brunette -- were laying bare-ass
naked on a large beach towel and soaking up some sun, causing him to allow a
small smile to appear on his face.
And then, after he had stepped out of his apartment, walked himself over
to the two female nude sunbathers and said, "Hey, how are you doin'?" the
beautiful brunette had sat herself up, looked at Joey with a small smile on
her own face, let out a small giggle and answered, "Oh, we're doing fine. By
the way, the name of my blonde friend is Jenna Jameson and my name is Dru
"Whoa. I'm sorry but you really don't look like the Drew Barrymore that
I've heard of," that was what Joey had said to the two nude babes before a
small-smiling Jenna has placed one of her hands on her bare hips and said,
"Actually, Joey. Their names are spelled differently and they star in
different types of movies. Speaking of which, how would you like to come
over to where we're shooting a scene for the latest Wicked Pictures film
tomorrow and see how a porn movie is being made?"
And after he had given that idea some thought and asked, "Would Jill Kelly
be there?" a small-smiling Dru would roll her eyes and answered, "Maybe she
would. Maybe she wouldn't. Who knows?" causing a delighted Joey to look at
both Dru and Jenna with a big goofy smile on his face and say, "Okay. It's a
date. I'll see you tomorrow," before he had turned around and walked himself
back to his apartment and left the two babes alone to share a small giggle
Just then, on the very next day, after Michael had left the apartment to go
help Gina with something, Joey had stepped out of the apartment, looked
around to make sure that no one was walking towards him and closed and locked
the door before he had left the apartment complex and headed straight for a
rented house that just happens to be about several feet away and where that
one scene for the latest Wicked Pictures porn film was being shot.
And as soon as he had shown up and began looking around with a sense of awe
in his eyes, Dru had walked herself towards Joey in only a bathrobe, gave him
a big friendly hug, let out a sigh of relief and said, "Oooohhhh. It's good
to see you here, Joey. I really mean it. You see, one of our actors named
Justin Sterling had just called in sick and we need you to take his place in
the scene. After all, you're still looking for some acting work, are you?"
And after he had closed his eyes and allowed himself to realize that she was
right, a reluctant Joey had placed his gentle hands on Dru's shoulders, took
a deep breath and answered, "Okay, Dru. I'll do it. But you've got to help me
come up with a new porn name for me. I really don't want my family to go nuts
when they find out that some guy like me is doing something like this."
Then, after the porn film's crew and the rest of the cast had allowed
themselves to agree with that, Joey had placed himself inside one of the
rooms, stripped off all of his clothes, turned himself towards the director
of the film and the cameras and said, "Okay, you guys! I'm ready to do this
if you are!" just in time for the director to say 'action' and allow the
cameras to start rolling.
And after Joey had turned his eyes toward the right side of the room and
noticed that a bare-ass naked Peter North was humping his stiff cock in and
out of Asia Carrera's asshole, pumping two of his fingers in and out of her
hot and steamy cunt and sucking on her firm breasts, both Dru and Jenna had
stepped into the room and removed their robes just in time for Jenna to start
pumping two of her fingers in and out of her hot, wet pussy and carressing
her own tits with the other hand and Dru had placed her hands on Joey's
cheeks, turned his head towards her and kissed him ever so deep and
passionately on the lips.
And then, after they had placed themselves down on the soft mat on the floor,
Joey had started licking all over Dru's nude body -- all the way down to her
hot, moist snatch and carressing her stiff mounds with one hand and stroking
his stone hard dick with the other hand before Jenna had moved herself
closer, placed one of her hands on Joey's bare back and Dru's Bare shoulder
and allowed her to start sucking on her tits, causing Joey to suddenly
realize that he was able to enjoy each and every minute of experiencing the
one thing that he had never allowed himself to experience in front of a porn
film crew before which happens to be pure and untamed sexual pleasure.
That was before Joey had placed his stiff cock inside Jenna's pussy and began
licking on Dru's snatch and she had placed her hands on the blonde porn
star's silky-smooth naked thighs and began sucking on her tits, causing a
sexually-energized Jenna to place her hands on Dru's bare back and yell at
the top of her lungs, "AAAAHHHH, YES! THAT'S IT! DO IT, DRU! DO IT, JOEY!
TOUCH ME! SUCK MY TITS! FUCK THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME! MAKE ME WANNA CUM!
And after the two porn-babes and their newfound co-star had started moving
themselves harder and faster and their lovemaking has finally gotten its own
star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, Joey, Jenna and Dru had all came and
collapsed due to exhaustion just in time for the director to yell 'cut' and
'print', walk himself over to his stars and thank Joey for filling in for
Just then, about a month later, a new Wicked Pictures porn video has just
arrived in video stores all over America and it had featured the very first
appearence of a new male porn star whose name happens to be Biff Wellington
which actually happens to be the porn star name of a certain Mister Joey
Tribbiani and if you folks out there really do want to know how to make it
big in the entertainment industry, just fly yourself out to Los Angeles and
say 'hi' to Joey and/or his newfound bride, Dru Berrymore-Tribbiani and
they'll tell you how to do it... one way or another.