Disclaimer: Hogan Knows Best belongs to Pink Sneakers Productions and VH-1
Television. This story is not-for-profit but I own it.
Warnings: Voyurism, female solo sex, female/female sex, male solo sex,
male/female sex, strong language
Categories: Het, slash, bi
Pairing: Linda Hogan/Joanie 'Chyna' Laurer/Chris Jericho
Feedback: Yes, I want feedback.
Other Notes: This AU story is based on a picture by an artist named Ward.
Summary: After she gives her beloved husband -- Terry 'Hulk' Hogan -- a
'goodbye' kiss, Linda goes to a motel and meets up with her two lovers,
Joanie 'Chyna' Laurer and Chris Jericho.
Dedications: None so far.
Hogan Knows Best: The Motel Room
by Andrew Troy Keller ([email protected])
You know, I had just heard some bad stuff in the news that might or might not
had happened to a Reality-TV superstar family who has allowed themselves to
be profiled in the series entitled 'Hogan Knows Best' like for instance:
legendary World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) Superstar Terry 'Hulk' Hogan
getting injured one too many times in the ring, his son Nick getting in deep
trouble with the law and the granddaddy of them all, his own wife Linda
saying that she wants a divorce and failing to tell him the reason why.
Well, Folks. If you are to allow me to do so, I shall now tell all of you
die-hard WWE fans the story that I'm writting right now about what I do
believe might had caused Linda to want that mysterious divorce from the
Hulkster, which had began on a warm and sunny Friday afternoon at the Hogan
family's place of residence within the Florida community of Clearwater, which
was where Terry and Linda's daughter whose name happens to be Brooke had gave
both of her parents a 'goodbye' hug and kiss and left the house to go do some
rehearsing on her latest album at a nearby recording studio.
Just then, after she had looked out the living-room and noticed that Brooke
had just drove herself out of sight, Linda had looked at her watch, got her
shoes on, grabbed her purse and gave her beloved husband a gentle kiss on the
cheek before she had left the house and started walking towards a motel that
was about a few blocks away, where she had knocked on the door and allowed it
to open and have one of Terry's fellow WWE Superstars known as Chyna -- whose
real name is Joanie Laurer -- place herself in front of Linda in only a blue
bathrobe and her hand on her chest, let out a sigh and say, "It's about time
you've got here, Linda. What stupid excuse had you given the Hulkster this
"Quite simple enough, Joanie. I had told my husband that I was going to sit
up with a sick friend. Is Chris also here?" that was the question that Linda
had asked Joanie after she had stepped inside the motel room and before the
woman whose WWE ring-name happens to be Chyna had closed and locked the door
and answered, "Yes, Linda. He is. As a matter of fact, he's in the bathroom
and taking a shower, which leaves the both of us to keep ourselves
entertained until he comes back out. Don't you agree?"
And then, after she had taken the robe off and exposed her bare-ass naked
body in front of her blonde girlfriend, Linda had taken a deep breath,
stripped off all of her clothes and started pumping two of her fingers in
and out of her hot, wet pussy and carressing her own tits with the other
hand before Joanie had moved herself closer to the Hulkster's blonde bride,
kissed her ever so passionately on the lips and started licking all over
her nude body -- all the way down to her hot, moist snatch and carressing
her firm breasts.
Of course, after the bathroom door had just opened and another WWE Superstar
known as Chris Jericho had stepped out of that room in only a towel, he had
gotten a good enough look at what Linda and Joanie were doing with each
other, allowed his towel to drop down to the floor and began stroking his
stiff cock in front of the two WWE babes just in time for Linda to place her
hands on Joanie's bare shoulders and say, "Aaaahhhh, yeeeessss! That's it! Do
it, Joanie! Touch me! Touch me there! Suck my wet pussy dry! Aaaahhhh!"
Then, after Chris had placed his stone hard dick inside Joanie's asshole and
his hands on Linda's bare shoulders, she had suddenly realized that she was
still able to experience the one thing that she had never experienced with
anyone other than her own husband before, for she was still experiencing pure
and untamed erotica... and enjoying every minute of it.
Just then, after Chris had placed his stiff cock inside Joanie's pussy and
started licking on Linda's snatch, the blonde Mrs. Hulk Hogan had placed her
hands on the silky-smooth naked thighs of the raven-haired WWE Superstar and
began sucking on her stiff mounds, which had caused a sexually-energized
Joanie to place her hands on Linda's bare back and yell at the top of her
lungs, "AAAAHHHH, YES! THAT'S IT! DO IT, CHRIS! DO IT, LINDA! TOUCH ME! SUCK
MY TITS! FUCK THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME! MAKE ME WANNA CUM!
And then, after the three bi-sexual lovers had started moving themselves
harder and faster and their lovemaking has finally reclaimed its WWE
Heavyweight Championship title, Chris, Joanie and Linda had came and
collapsed due to exhaustion and fell asleep with their naked arms in a
lover's embrace and the blonde wife of Terry 'Hulk' Hogan being unaware
that a video-camcorder has been placed somewhere within that very motel
room and that very sexual experience that she had shared with both Chris
and Joanie was being recorded.
And of course, the Hulkster's own blonde bride had no knowledge of being
recorded for a celebrity porn-video at first but that was before she had
recieved a large plain-brown envelope in the mail from Joanie, which had
a DVD disc inside of it along with a note, which had said, "My darling
Linda -- I know that you still have a warm spot in your heart for your
husband and I really don't want to do anything to destroy such a happy
marriage but I really do want to share this wonderful little gift with
you. Trust me, Linda. It's for your own eyes only, which means even the
Hulkster doesn't need to know. Hope to see you again soon. -- With love,
But then, just as she was about to pop the disc into the DVD player and press
the play button, Linda had suddenly realized what would happen if Joanie
changes her mind or someone else steals the DVD, copies it and starts selling
those copies all over the internet, because if either one of those things
would ever happened and a certain ultimate Hulkamaniac ever finds out about
what she had done behind his back, poor Terry would definately go balistic
all over the place... and if that's not the reason why Linda had decided to
ask for a divorce and not tell the Hulkster the reason why, then I don't know