Home Improvement: Quenching Their Thirst Part 1 (MF,F-gang,oral,exhib)
Jill and Ilene Borland were sitting at the Taylor's small dinette table one
summer morning, discussing the neighborhood gossip and local news. Their
husbands were out at an auto parts swap fair. Ilene and Jill got together
to chat, shop and generally goof off. Each was wearing shorts and a light
blouse, as the Detroit summer weather was quite warm.
"I tell you, Ilene, that husband of mine is a really getting to be a dud in
bed sometimes. I dress sexy for him and talk sexy, and all he wants to do is
shove it in me, jerk a few times, come, and roll over and fall asleep. I
really do miss the wild times I used to have when I was younger, you know?"
said Jill as she slowly sipped at the cup of coffee in her hands.
"I guess. I mean, I love Al dearly, and wouldn't really want to spend my
life with any other man, but jeeezus, I do get HORNY once in a while," Ilene
responded. "What's the sexiest thing you've ever done, Jill?" she asked
Jill looked at her for a few minutes, gauging the depths of the other woman's
sensitivities. She swallowed the sip of warm coffee and said, "I'll tell you,
but you have to promise to keep it a secret. Tim doesn't even know this
"My lips are sealed," said Ilene.
"OK. When I was in college I smoked some pot and got drunk accidentally on
purpose at a fraternity party. After it got real late, I ended up being the
only girl there. The guys all started talking about their sexual conquests,
and they all claimed to be the worlds' greatest lovers, you know?" She
stopped for a second to take another sip of coffee. "I said that any woman
worth her salt could outlast ten guys, and they all laughed. I challenged
them. I got up real slowly, and stripped as sexily as I could, without
falling on my face! A couple of the guys hauled some mattresses out to the
living room, and I lay down right in the center of them. I started stroking
my cunt and licking my lips really sexy, and before you know it, there were
20 or 30 naked guys dancing around. I laid back, crooked my finger at the
nearest one, and motioned him over.
"What'll it be, smarty?" I asked. He said he wanted to fuck me but good, so
he got down there, jerked his cock until it was hard, and shoved it in. Let
me tell you, these guys were just drunk enough so that they couldn't last
very long. This first one must have stroked about 10 times before he shot
off straight up my pussy. The next guy wanted a blow job, so I sat up,
stuffed his teeny cock in my mouth, and a few seconds later had a sperm
chaser after all the beer I'd had."
Jill stopped for a moment to look at her friend. Ilene's cheeks had tinged
a slight red and her eyes sparkled a bit, and Jill thought she could see
Ilene's nipples beginning to harden and poke out from the light blouse she
"Oh God, Jill! I would never have guessed. That's hot! So what else?" queried
Ilene with a breathless smile.
"So, for about the next two hours, I fucked and sucked every guy in that frat
house until there wasn't a drop of sperm left in any of them, and it was all
up my pussy or down my throat, or mostly, all over my tits and face and in my
hair. At one time, I counted six guys jerking off all over my head while I
fucked this black football player's ass off, and wouldn't you know they all
came all over my hair and face. I had to stop and get a towel to wipe the
goop off my face. I was drenched in it, I swear!" whispered the attractive
"I never saw so much cum in all my life, before or since. They absolutely
ruined the mattresses, and when I finally got up, I leaked a trail of sperm
all over the house looking for a shower to rinse off in. But they all were
pooped out, and I could have gone on for another couple of hours by then. It
was great. But, I had to transfer to another college, because the word got
out, and everybody thought I was some kind of tramp or something, so I left
and went to Lansing instead. That's where I met Tim, and we've been together
"Hey, what about you, Ilene, what's the wildest, smuttiest thing YOU'VE ever
done?" questioned the leering Jill, leaning forward and licking her lips
"Well, I NEVER balled thirty guys in one night, if that's what you mean!" she
responded. "In fact, I've never made it with more than one guy at a time,
even. Ummm, I guess the nastiest thing I ever did was ask Al to cu in my
mouth one time while I was sucking him off."
"ONE time! Are you telling me that you don't sip the sperm cocktail, young
lady?" asked Jill in a mocked sternly.
"You don't swallow cum? You don't let Al shoot-off in your mouth?" Jill asked
"Well, it's not that I don't like him to, or that he hasn't, a couple of
times. But he usually just wants to use my pussy instead, so we don't do a
lot of oral sex or anything kinky. He doesn't even like to lick me down
there either," explained the frizzy-haired blonde.
"Oh boo, we've got to get you fucked and sucked up right one of these days!"
exclaimed the amazed Jill. "But anyway, tell me all about the one time you
let little Al there blast off over your teeth. I wanna hear all about it!"
"Well, it's not as sexy a story as yours. Al and I were making love, and I
was getting a little sore down there, you know, from all the pounding, and
I finally had to tell him to stop if he didn't have an orgasm quickly. He
pulled out, and crawled up over me. His dick was all wet and red and bouncing
up and down right in front of my face. He grabbed the base of it and waved
it right in my face. I was fascinated with it, I tell you. He asked me if I
would give him oral sex then, if I couldn't bear to have him in my pussy. I
started to say that it was just that he was getting a bit rough, and before
I could, he poked me in the mouth with his cock. There must have been
something about it, I don't know, but the moment that cock hit my lips, I
just kind'a quivered all over and wanted to suck the guts out of him so
badly, I didn't know what I was doing. I normally didn't go for that deep
throat stuff, but I grabbed Al's ass and pulled him right into my mouth, as
deep as I could. I think it scared the shit out of him!"
"I can imagine!" answered Jill breathlessly. She had felt her own pussy get
a little wet as they talked, and now dropped one hand to her lap furtively.
"So anyway, I pushed and pulled him in and out, actually screwing myself with
his cock in my mouth. Then, I don't know what came over me, no pun intended,
I pulled his dick out of my mouth with one hand and looked up at him. He was
looking down at me like I was some kind of angel or something, this totally
incredible look on his face. I knew, deep down in my soul, then, that I could
have this amazing power over him, or any man, for that matter. I knew what he
wanted. Believe it or not, we've watched a few porno movies together and it
was easily to see that Al always liked it when a guy came on a girl's face or
in her mouth. So I looked him straight in the eye, and in the nastiest voice
I could, I said 'I want you to come right in my mouth, huggy bear. I want to
taste your sperm.'"
I poured it on in the sluttiest way I could think of - you know, telling him
I wanted him to shoot his stuff all over my face and in my mouth and all that
really gross stuff we used to giggle about in high school. So I'm jerking him
a little bit, and then he just kind of grunted once and BAMMO! - right on the
kisser, he lets fly with that cock of his. I was so shocked I opened my mouth
in reflex and BAMMO! Again, another spurt, this time right in my mouth. I'm
going crazy now, loving the feel of the stuff, and I jerk him some more, and
he shoots his stuff all over my face and in my mouth. It was in my hair, and
all down over my neck and tits and just all over the place!"
Ilene finished breathlessly. Jill just looked at her and said "Wow," arching
her eyebrows knowingly. "So now you like eating cum, huh?"
"Well, I suppose so. But I don't very often, 'cause in the last few months,
Al's gotten so busy with his job and all, that I'm lucky if we even make love
once or twice a month, much less have time for all kinds of other fun stuff.
But yeah, it was kinda neat, I really liked the feel of his sperm spraying on
me, and for some reason, I LOVED the taste of it - you know, kind'a bitter
and salty, but interesting?"
"Ilene, you don't have to tell me," said Jill. I've swallowed enough sperm to
float a battleship. It's still my favorite drink!" she giggled. "It's amazing
how we'd never talk about something like this just a few years ago, but, I
feel you're a friend I can confide in. Hey! I've got an idea!"
"What now?" Ilene knew her friend had some deliciously wicked thought that
she was about to hear. "I know this is gonna involve sex, so you might as
well spit it out!"
"Ilene, I NEVER spit it out!" Jill laughed. "No, what I thought was this. We
go around and see in how many different ways we can drink sperm. You know,
there's gotta be other ways than straight from the tap, so to speak!"
"JILL! What do you mean? Are you actually proposing that we suck other guys
off and swallow their cum? Are you crazy!" said Ilene.
"No, no, listen, it's perfect. We turn the tables on the guys -you know, wham
bam thank ya ma'am? Well, we'll make it wham bam thank ya mister! They don't
have to know our names or anything, we'll just rustle up, drain 'em dry, and
hustle off. They'll go crazy wondering who we are, but they'll never see us
again! It's perfect!"
Ilene stopped to think about it. It was the craziest idea she'd ever heard,
even from the usually whacked out Jill. Even though Jill had recently turned
50, she was the sexist woman Ilene had ever met.
"You mean just go up to some guy we like the looks of, tell him we want him
to cum in our mouths and that's it?"
"No, silly. That'd be too easy. No, we get them to give us our favorite drink
in strange and exciting ways! Oh hell, let's see....like having a waiter in a
fancy restaurant jerk off in your coffee. Or the grocery delivery boy pop off
real fast in your car in the parking lot. Stuff like that!"
"Hmmmm. Yes, that could been really hot!" agreed Ilene. "And we could keep
track of each of the ways that we get them to do it! Yeah, that's great!" she
clapped her hands excitedly. "When do we start?"
"Right now, if you're game!"
Forty-five minutes later found the ladies strolling the local mall. Jill wore
a short yellow skirt and a white body stocking with a snap crotch. No bra.
Her 35C breasts hugged the soft material. The mall's air conditioning had
caused her nipples to rise.
Ilene replaced her shorts with a pair of tight blue jeans. Her hair was tied
in a pony tail. Her 37-inch breasts were gently held in a pushup bra that
showed just enough cleavage in her scooped neck cotton blouse to entice
Jill had decided that they would alternate with the ideas for getting the
cum from the men they eyed, and she would go first. She thought it would be
exciting to try to seduce a shoe salesman into giving her a sip of his sperm.
The women walked into the first store they found with few customers and a
likely looking guy. He as a tall, dark-haired man they both found attractive.
Jill sat down in one of the fitting chairs, crossed her long, tanned legs,
and inched her skirt up even more. The salesman hurried over.
"Yes, miss, what can I do for you today?"
"Well, I thought it might be time for a new pair of high heels, what do you
think" Jill teased, stretching her leg out and twisting and turning it,
showing off her long slim leg to great advantage.
"Um, well, I suppose so. What heel height did you have in mind, and what size
"I'm a size seven. And I just love a four or five inch heel, don't you? Don't
you think it makes my butt stand out real nice?" And so saying, Jill quickly
stood and turned around, thrusting her devastating derriere right in the
salesman's face. He stammered and gulped, rising quickly. Jill checked. 'Yep,
a boner. This one's gonna be easy...' she thought to herself.
"Just let me go check the back, see what we have." he said, blushing. He
turned and walked through a door into the rear stock area. Turning quickly to
make sure Ilene had an eye on things, she followed him back there, and shut
the door behind her.
"Excuse me madam, you can't -" his protest was cut short by Jill lifting up
"Like what you see, pretty boy? Well, this pussy belongs to my husband, and
he's the only man who'll have it anytime soon, if I have anything to say
about it. But I like your looks. Take out your cock."
The man simply stared at her. He didn't know what to do, and not wishing to
waste any time, Jill walked over to him, threw one arm around his neck and
kissed him full and hard on the lips.
"Ok, then I will." she said. She bent to her knees, and rubbed the rapidly
growing bulge at the front of his pants. "Hey, feels like you've got a nice
one here. Let's let it out to breathe a bit."
She slid the zipper down and fished around inside his underwear, finally
extracting a bona fide boner. It wasn't especially large or fat, but seemed
adequate. 'Besides', Jill thought, 'it isn't going anywhere where size means
anything!' She bent to lick at the head. The salesman groaned.
"Oh god lady, I don't know what you came here for, but that feels good, just
keep on sucking...."
Jill stopped and looked up at him. "Honey, I want your most expensive pair
of Italian leather high heels, right now and right here. Before I go any
further." As if to accentuate her point, Jill straightened up and smoothed
her dress back down. The salesman hurried down the aisle, finally finding
the shoes Jill demanded.
"And while you're there, an nice pair of suede boots, too!" He grabbed a
large box from the shelves. As he walked back, Jill swept her sweater up
over her head, freeing her nicely formed breasts. The man's eyes bugged out
and his cock twitched.
"Are these shoes waterproof?" Jill demanded.
"Ah, yes, yes, they are, as a matter of fact," mumbled the salesman, peering
quizzically at one of the tags.
"Good. Now I'm gonna suck you, and you're gonna love it. But, and this is a
big but, no coming in my mouth. If I taste even the tiniest drop of your
spunk before I tell you to cum, then out you go and you'll be shooting all
over your pants. Got that?"
"Yeah, sure, I guess so." Who wants to look a gift blow-job in the mouth,
Jill sat on one of the small stools, and motioned him over. He walked up to
her, and she leaned forward and fed his still-hard cock into her mouth. Jill
prided herself on her cocksucking talents, and it wasn't long before she had
the man groaning and moaning in pleasure. She stroked his shaft as she
mouthed the tip of his cock, wetting him down with her saliva. All the time
she sucked at him, she keep looking at him, looking for that fateful sign of
the impending orgasm.
While one hand stroked and massaged his balls, the other felt for one of the
leather shoes. Jill kept on sucking the man's cock, dragging it into her
mouth, rolling her talented tongue around the head, squeezing the shaft with
Finally the man started to shudder. "Oh jeesuz I'm gonna cum," the man
grunted. Jill looked up at him. She whipped his cock out of her mouth just
as she felt the vein begin to pulse, just as he closed his eyes in ecstasy.
Pumping his prick with one hand, with the other she brought the shoe up.
Aiming his cock right into the inside of the shoe, she jerked the man to an
orgasm. SPURT! SPURT! SPURT! right into the soft leather lining of the shoe,
spit his cock's load. Jill milked him off, every drop of the large load
collecting in the heel of the shoe as she tilted it back. Finally he was
Jill looked at him. "Bet you never saw a girl do this before." she said
calmly and quietly. Then staring him right in the face, she tilted the back
of the shoe up to her mouth, and let the entire puddle of semen flow directly
across her lips into her mouth. As the shoe emptied, Jill lifted it above her
face, letting the last few drops drip out and land with a small plop on her
cheeks and chin.
"Ummmm, my favorite. Cum ala Giorgio." She dropped the shoe back into the
box. "I'll take them. Don't bother wrapping them." He was too astounded to
say anything, but nodded his head. Jill picked up the shoes, the suede
boots, and tossing the sweater back over her head, walked back out into
the front of the store as if nothing had happened. As she walked past one
elderly matron looking at rubber-soled shoes, Jill couldn't help herself.
She slid one finger along her cheekbone, sliding the small drops of sperm
there together until they made a noticeable shiny trail on her face. The
older woman looked at her and gaped in horror.
Jill grabbed Ilene's arm and they rushed out of the store, dissolving in a
fit of giggles and laughter like school girls.
"Well, what'd you do, tell me, tell me!" gushed Ilene. Jill sat her down at
a bench a few yards down the aisle, and opened the shoe box.
"Look." she pointed in at the large wet stain occupying the back of the
inside of one shoe. "I sucked him, and jerked him off into it. Then I drank
his cum right out of the shoe! You should have seen his face! The poor guy
doesn't know what hit him even yet! And I got the shoes, and this pair of
boots for my troubles!"
Ilene looked at her. "You know, I think I could get to like this game!"
"Ilene, you ain't seen nothin yet!" answered the flushed Jill.
Ilene and Jill were convulsed with giggles as they waltzed down the mall
aisle from the shoe store.
"I never saw a guy look so astonished as when I tilted that shoe up and let
the cum drip down into my mouth! I thought he was gonna have a heart attack!"
wheezed Jill, almost out of breath from the laughter and excitement.
"Yeah, well now it's my turn" spoke Ilene, "and I want to do it up right,
too. Let's go get something to eat."
"...and drink!" finished Jill.