Disclaimer: Home Improvement belongs to Touchstone Television and Wind Dancer
Productions. This story is not-for-profit but I own it.
Warnings: Voyurism, male solo sex, female solo sex, male/female sex, strong
Feedback: Yes, I want feedback.
Summary: After the rest of his family leave the house for the day, a curious
Brad go over to the house of a beautiful blonde babe in order to say "hi" to
the new neighbor.
Other Notes: This AU story is based on the Playmate Of The Month pictorial
of Kimberly Holland -- who I had selected for the role of Alexandra
Hasselhoff -- in the October 2004 Issue of Playboy Magazine.
Dedications: None so far.
Home Improvement: New Neighbor On Henstridge Street
byAndrew Troy Keller ([email protected])
Allow me to ask all of you nice folks this one question: If any one of you is
still in your teen-age years and someone new moves himself or herself into
your neighborhood and he or she looks so hot looking that you suddenly have
the urge to just rush on over to that one person's house, take all your
clothes off right in front of that person and demand him or her that he or
she starts having some hot and steamy sex with you at that exact moment?
And if there are still some of you who want to know what the subject happens
to be that I was trying to get at, I guess that I might as well go ahead and
tell you the story that I'm writing right now, which had began on Henstridge
Street within the City of Metro Detroit, Michigan on July 25th at percisely
11:27 AM, which was exactly when a young and handsome blonde male whose name
happens to be Brad Taylor had finally returned home from jogging around the
neighborhood just in time for him to knock on the backyard fence and ask,
"Hey, Wilson? Are you still home?"
"As a matter of fact, Brad. I am but I would not be for long. You see, I
had volunteered myself to drive your mother and brothers over to your
grandmother's apartment complex for a visit, while your father works on
the Tool Time set," that was the answer that the Taylor family's next door
neighbor had given to Brad, who had let out a small chuckle and said, "Well,
Wilson. If you were to ask me, that's a good thing because I happen to agree
with Al that having my dad make a fool out of himself in front of a studio
audiance as 'The Tool Man' is bad enough. Anyway, before you go, I just want
to know one thing. I was jogging past this one house and discovered this hot
looking blonde babe picking up the newspaper."
"Ah-ha! So, you had just gazed your eyes upon our newest addition to our
neighborhood. Her name is Alexandra Hasselhoff and I do believe that she had
moved herself here from Los Angeles because she was getting pretty sick and
tired of having to live in one of the many states in America that is warm and
sunny all the time. Well, Brad. I better get my car started and Jill, Randy
and Mark over to Lucille's. See you later," that was what Wilson had said to
Brad before he had left his house and the oldest son of Tim 'The Tool Man'
Taylor had stepped into the house and discovered that his father had already
gone to work at the Tool Time studio with Al Borland and the show's own Tool
Girl known as Heidi Keppert.
That was before a small-smiling Brad had let out a sigh of relief, rushed
himself up the stairs and into his room and turned his personal telescope
towards the home of the beautiful blonde new neighbor just in time for his
eyes to grow as wide as saucers at the sight of Alexandra laying bare-ass
naked on a large beach towel next to the outdoor swimming pool and getting
a tan, which had caused a suddenly sexually aroused Brad to walk into the
bathroom, strip off all of his clothes, step into the shower and begin
stroking his stiff cock, while the water was casscading all over his buff
And of course, that was before he had put on a fresh set of clothes, stepped
out of the Taylor house and walked himself over to Alexandra's new home,
where he had suddenly heard the sound of people having hot and steamy sex
inside the living room and caused himself to sneak himself into the back of
the house, where he had noticed that the blonde new neighbor was standing
naked in front of the TV set and watching a porn video that she had starred
as Rebecca Morgan with a dark haired and hunky Steven Hargitay as one of her
character's male lovers with two of her fingers inside her hot and steamy
cunt and the other hand on her stiff mounds.
But surprisingly enough, while his eyes were still fixed on his new
neighbor's wonderfully built nude body, a distracted Brad had accidently
dropped himself right into the pool and caused a suddenly startled Alexandra
to put on her crimson red silk bathrobe, step out of the house and over to
the pool and ask, "Hi there. I'm Alexandra Hasselhoff and I have a feeling
that your one of my new neighbors. May I ask what your name is?"
"My name is Brad Taylor and I really am sorry to interupt you like this. It's
just that I had suddenly became curious about you and suddenly realized that
I had made a really big mistake in coming over here. So, I better get myself
home and hope that this whole thing doesn't happen again," that was the
answer that Brad had given Alexandra after he had gotten himself out of the
pool and she had placed her gentle hand on his soaking wet shoulder and said,
"Wait. You don't have to go home looking like that. Let's go inside and I'll
let you get all dried up. Okay?"
And then, after he had given that idea some thought and decided to accept her
kind and generous offer, both Brad and Alexandra had stepped into the house
and walked up the stairs and into the bedroom, where she had turned her back
towards the handsome Taylor lad and said, "Okay, Brad. Go ahead and take your
wet clothes off," before he had taken a deep breath and stripped off all of
his soaking wet clothes, only to have Alexandra turn her head slightly
towards Brad and discover what a fantastically built nude body he has on him.
And after she had removed her robe and exposed her own nude body in front of
Brad, a small smiling Alexandra had started pumping two of her fingers in and
out of her hot, wet pussy, slowly licked her lips and asked, "Well, Brad?
Don't you want to get your ass over here and fuck me?You know full well that
you want to fuck me!" causing Brad to let out a small smile of his own, move
himself over to Alexandra and kiss her ever so passionately on the lips
before they had laid their nude bodies on the bed and he had started licking
all over her body -- all the way down to her hot, moist snatch and carressing
her firm breasts.
Then, after she had placed her hands on his bare shoulders and said,
"Aaaahhhh, yeeeessss! That's it! Do it, Brad! Touch me! Touch me there! Suck
my wet pussy dry! Aaaahhhh!" Brad had turned himself around and allowed
Alexandra to start sucking on his stone hard dick, causing the handsome
Taylor lad to suddenly realize that he was finally to experience the one
thing that had never been able to experience with any other female before,
which happens to be pure and untamed erotica and he was enjoying every minute
That was before he had placed his stiff cock inside her asshole, used each
of his hands to carress both her stiff mounds and hot, wet pussy and began
blowing his hot breath on the nape of her bare neck, causing the sexually
energized Alexandra to place one of her hands on Brad's bare shoulder and
the other hand on his bare arm and yell at the top of her lungs, "AAAAHHHH,
YES! THAT'S IT! DO IT, BRAD! TOUCH ME! FUCK THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME! MAKE
ME WANNA CUM! AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!"
And then, after the two newfound lovers had started moving themselves harder
and faster and their lovemaking had finally allowed itself to escape the Tool
Time studio before Tim 'The Tool Man' Taylor had caused another accidental
injury on himself, both Brad and Alexandra had came and collapsed due to
exhaustion and fell asleep with their naked arms in a lover's embrace.
Just then, as soon as Tim, Jill and the other Taylor boys had returned home
and she had gone upstairs with her beloved klutz of a husband to see how bad
his latest injuries were, one of Brad's younger brothers named Randy had sat
himself down on the living room sofa next to Brad, gave him a nudge on the
shoulder and asked, "So, Brad? How was that hot-looking babe who had just
moved herself into the neighborhood?" causing the older Taylor son to take a
hard look at Randy and answer, "Do you want me to answer you before or after
you finally get yourself out of the gutter?"