Disclaimers: Who Wants To Be A Superhero? belongs to Pow! Entertainment and
Nash Entertainment. The Girls Next Door belongs to Alta Loma Entertainment,
E! Entertainment Television, the Fox Television Network and Prometheus
Entertainment. This story is not-for-profit, but I own it.
Warnings: Voyurism, male solo sex, male/female sex, female/female sex, strong
Categories: Het, slash, bi
Pairing: Cell Phone Girl/Kendra Wilkinson/m
Feedback: Yes, I want feedback.
Summary: After she gets eliminated and moves out of the superhero lair, the
one woman formerly known as Cell Phone Girl bumps into Kendra Wilkinson, who
invites her to stay at the PLAYBOY Mansion for a little bit.
Other Notes: This AU story is an answer to the formentioned question.
Dedications: I would like to say to Chelsea Weld that I'm sorry that you were
unable to win the chance to be Stan Lee's next Comic-book creation and all I
could say is better luck next time. -- ATK 2006
Girls Next Door/Who Wants To Be A Superhero?:
Whatever Happened To Cell Phone Girl?
by Andrew Troy Keller ([email protected])
Allow me to ask all of you hard-core fans of the show on the Sci-Fi Channel
entitled WHO WANTS TO BE A SUPERHERO? this one question: What do you think
had ever happened to the contestants who Stan 'The Man' Lee had eliminated
from the competition?
And if there are still some of you who want to know what I'm trying to get at
with that particular question, I guess that I might as well use one of the
eliminated contestants as an example.
You see, it was after she had failed on the first challenge on the show's
second episode -- in which she was suppossed to run along an old lady's
backyard and through a pair of nasty dogs to reach the back door -- that
Stan had no choice, but to eliminate the superhero known as Cell Phone
Girl -- whose real name is Chelsea Weld -- from the competition and send
Well, after he had done that, a distraught Chelsea had indeed gone into
the bedroom, packed up all of her stuff and left the superheores' lair, but
instead of going home, the poor former competitor had just walked herself
all the way to a nearby bus stop, sat herself down on the bench, lowered
her head and began to cry.
Of course, that was before a car had pulled up in front of the saddened
Chelsea and the car's concerned driver -- one of the PLAYBOY Playmates known
as Kendra Wilkinson -- had stepped out of her automobile, walked over to the
poor Cell Phone Girl and asked, "What's the matter? Are you feeling okay?"
And after she had lifted her head up towards the concerned Playmate, poor
Chelsea had let out a sigh and told Kendra that she had been one of the
contestants in the WHO WANTS TO BE A SUPERHERO? competition, until a
challenge that she had considered to be scary had caused her to be
That had caused an understanding Kendra to sit herself down next to Chelsea,
place her gentle hand on the former competitor's shoulder and said, "Look,
Chelsea. Instead of just sitting here and feeling sorry for yourself, how
about you come with me and stay at my place for a little bit. Okay?"
And then, after she had given that suggestion some thought and realized
that it was better than what she was doing so far, Chelsea had said 'yes'
to Kendra's invitation, gotten into her car and allowed her to drive the
both of them over to the one place that happens to be the famous home of
Mister Hugh M. Hefner himself, the PLAYBOY Mansion.
And after the car had pulled itself up in front of the mansion and the two
newfound friends had gotten out of the car, both Chelsea and Kendra had
walked into the one place that Kendra and her two fellow Playmates -- Holly
Madison and Bridget Marquardt -- are still calling home.
Then, after she had looked around the wonderously-furninshed interior of the
mansion with the look of awe in her wide-eyes and said, "Whoa!I really had
no idea just how fantastic this place actually is!I mean, it really does put
the headquarters of the Fantastic Four to shame!"
"I really am glad to hear you say that, Chelsea," a very-pleased Kendra had
said to Chelsea just before a young and handsome male with dark-brown hair
had walked into the room and lifted Chelsea's bags up into his arms. "Oh,
Wally. I would like you to meet Chelsea Weld. She's going to be staying here
for a little bit. Chelsea, this is Wally Grayson. He's one of the Mansion's
And after both Wally and Chelsea had shaken hands and the three of them had
gone up the stairs and into Kendra's bedroom, both Kenda and Wally had helped
Chelsea get herself settled into her temporary quarters just before he had
looked at the two newfound friends and said, "Okay. Now that we had taken
care of that, how would you girls like to give both of you a nice and
And even though she was reluctant at first, Chelsea had taken a deep breath
and agreed with Kendra in saying 'yes' to Wally's suggestion just before he
had left Kendra's room and went to get everything all set-up in another part
of the mansion.
Just then, after both Chelsea and Kendra had stepped out of the bedroom in
nothing but their pink silk robes and moved themselves into the massage room,
the fromer superhero contestant's eyes had grown as wide as saucers at the
sight of Wally standing in-between the two massage tables in nothing but a
robe as well.
But after Wally had rubbed his hands together and said, "Okay, Ladies. Which
one of you two hot-looking babes is first?" a reluctant Chelsea had looked
at Kendra and noticed that the PLAYBOY Playmate was nodding her head at the
maiden who is formerly known as Cell Phone Girl, causing Chelsea to move
herself closer to Wally, take her robe off and place her bare-ass naked body
on one of the massage tables.
And then, after Chelsea had laid herself down on her stomach and Kendra had
placed herself in front of the former Cell Phone Girl, Wally had rubbed some
massaging gel on his hands and started rubbing those hands of his all over
Chelsea's nude body, causing her to close her eyes and enjoy the massage.
But that was before Kendra had started carressing Chelsea's bare shoulders
and Wally had stripped off his robe and began stroking his stiff cock just
before he had started pumping his stone hard dick in and out of Chelsea's
asshole, causing her to grab hold of Kendra's arms and say, "Aaaahhhh!
Kendra, what is he doing to me? Please, Kendra! Don't let him do this! Make
him stop! Oooohhhh! Please, Kendra! Don't make him stop! Yeeeessss! That's
it! Do it, Wally! Touch me! Fuck me in the ass! Aaaahhhh!"
And then, after Kendra had opened her robe and allowed Chelsea to start
licking on her hot, wet pussy and Wally to start sucking on her firm breasts,
the one dark-haired maiden formerly known as Cell Phone Girl had suddenly
realized that she was able to experience the one thing that she had never
experienced with any size group before, for she was experiencing pure and
untamed erotica... and enjoying every minute of it.
Just then, after Wally had laid himself down on that very massage table,
placed his stiff cock inside Kendra's pussy and started licking on
Chelsea's snatch, Chelsea had started sucking on Kendra's tits, causing
the sexually-energized PLAYBOY Playmate to place her hands on Chelsea's
bare back and yell at the top of her lungs, "AAAAHHHH, YES! THAT'S IT!
DO IT, WALLY! DO IT, CHELSEA! TOUCH ME! SUCK MY TITS! FUCK THE LIVING
SHIT OUT OF ME!MAKE ME WANNA CUM! AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!"
And then, after the three newfound bi-sexual lovers had started moving
themselves harder and faster and their lovemaking has finally made its
appearence in the first issue of MARVEL's latest comic-book, Chelsea,
Wally and Kendra had came and collapsed due to exhaustion and fell
asleep with their naked arms in a lover's embrace.
Of course, that was before a male stranger had walked into the room and
placed his gentle hand on an unsuspecting Chelsea's cheek, causing her to
quickly wake-up and cover her nude body up with a towel in front of Mister
Hugh M. Hefner himself just before he had gently placed his hand on Chelsea's
bare shoulder and said, "Whoa!Take it easy. I really didn't mean to shock
you like that. I just want to know who you are, that's all."
And then, after a relieved Kendra had moved herself closer to Hef, introduced
him to Chelsea and explained to him why she had allowed the former WHO WANTS
TO BE A SUPERHERO? contestant to stay in the mansion for a little while, the
man known as Mister Playboy had looked at an embarressed Chelsea with a small
smile on his lips and said, "Well, Chelsea. Since you're not competiting to
be Stan Lee's next superhero creation anymore, I might as well allow you to
start a new carrer by allowing PLAYBOY to do a nude pictorial of you for the
magazine's latest issue. So, what do you say?"
And of course, the answer to that question had came soon enough, for as soon
as the latest issue of the adult magazine entitled PLAYBOY had came out, it
had became a true best-seller and it was due to the fact that one of the nude
pictorials in that very issue is one of Chelsea Weld, a former contestant of
the hit Sci-Fi Channel series WHO WANTS TO BE A SUPERHERO? known as Cell