Disclaimers: Futurama belongs to Matt Groening, David X. Cohen, the
Curiosity Company, Rough Draft Studios and 20th Century Fox Television.
Playboy Magazine belongs to Mister Hugh M. Hefner and Playboy Enterprises,
Incorporated. This story is not-for-profit, but I own it.
Warnings: Strong language, graphic violence, voyurism, male solo sex,
Feedback: Yes, I want feedback.
Other Notes: This AU story is based on the Playmate of the Month pictorial
in the December 1982 issue of Playboy Magazine.
Summary: On their way back to Earth after a successful delivery mission, both
Fry and Bender look with wide eyes at a centerfold of Charlotte Kemp just in
time for them to get discovered by Leela.
Dedications: None so far.
Futurama: Aboard The Planet Express Ship
by Andrew Troy Keller ([email protected])
It was on the very last day of the month of December in the year 1999 within
the spawning metropolis known as New Yrok City that things had suddenly gone
bad for a pizza delivery boy named Philip J. Fry, for he had finally realized
that he was still doing a job that totally sucks and the ladylove who he has
been living with has dumped him for another guy.
Of course, that was before he had finally arrived at the location of the
delivery -- which happens to be a cryogenics lab -- and discovered that the
name of the person who has placed the order was known as 'I.C. Weiner',
which -- in turn -- has caused a depressed Philip to place the pizza box on
a desk, sit himself down, open a can of beer and say, "Here's to another
But then, after each and every human being on the face of the entire planet
Earth has counted down from ten to one and began to yell out the most
celebrated words known as 'Happy New Year', poor depressed Philip has blown
on his little noise-maker, only to somehow have him fall backwards into one
of the tubes and become cryonically frozen at midnight on the very first day
of the month of January in the year 2000 and revived one thousand years in
Thankfully enough, after he has been revived from his many decades of
frozen slumber and able to realize that he was not going to see his family,
co-workers nor girlfriend ever again, Philip has raised up his arms and let
out a cheer of celebration just before he was able to meet a couple of new
friends known as Turanga Leela -- who was a humanoid female froman alien
race with only one eye -- and Bender Bending Rodriguez, who was actually a
hard-drinking foul-mouthed robot.
Together, the three newfound friends had gone over to the establishment
known as the Planet Express Delivery Service, which was being run by Philip's
elderly descendant known as Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth and staffed by
Hubert's intern Amy Wong, the Jamaican bureaucrat Hermes Conrad and a
lobster-type alien known as Doctor John D. Zoidberg.
Anyway, it was after Philip, Bender and Leela had successfully completed a
delivery mission on another planet and began zooming their way back to Earth
aboard the Planet Express Ship that Philip's robotic buddy has walked himself
over to the dude from the 20th Century, placed his metallic hand on his best
friend's shoulder and asked, "Say, Fry? You wanna check this out?"
And after he has handed the December 1982 issue of Playboy Magazine to his
non-metallic roommate, a smile has appeared on Philip's face just before he
has turned his eyes toward Bender and said, "Whoa! This is way too cool,
Bender! Where did you get it from?"
And then, after a small-smiling Bender has answered, "I had lifted it off of
this one guy back on Earth while he wasn't looking," Philip has opened the
magazine just in time for the two mismatched roommates to gaze their wide
eyes and dropped tongues at the centerfold of Omaha, Nebraska-born Playmate
of the Month known as Charlotte Kemp just before Leela has walked into the
room and discovered -- much to her shock -- what her two co-workers were
That has caused an enraged Leela to stomp herself over to the two best buds,
rip the magazine out of Philip's hands and yell, "WHAT THE FUCKING HELL IS
THIS PIECE OF MALE CHAUVINISTIC SHIT DOING ABOARD MY SHIP?!" just before
Bender has turned his eyes toward Leela and asked, "Oooohhhh, what's wrong,
Leela? Are we feeling bitchy all of a sudden?"
And after she has kicked Bender's head really hard from the rest of his body
and caused the foul-mouthed robot to chase his head out of the room, Leela
has turned her angry eyes toward Philip and said, "Okay, Fry! Since you enjoy
looking at a woman's naked body, let's see how you like looking at mine!"
But then, after she has shredded all of her clothes off and exposed her
bare-ass naked body right in front of Philip, an angry Leela has closed her
one eye and asked, "Well, Fry?Do you like what you see or what?" the answer
to that question has came to her soon enough, for after he had stripped off
all of his clothes and began stroking his stiff cock just before he had moved
himself closer to Leela and placed his hands on her naked thighs.
And after Leela has opened her one eye and taken a look at the gaze of pure
sexual lust on Philip's face, she has placed her hands on his shoulders and
looked at him like she was about to ask, "What the fucking hell are you
doing, Fry?! Have you gone out of your fucking mind?!"
But just as she was about to say a single word to him, a small-smiling Philip
has placed the tips of his fingers on Leela's lips and said, "Whoa!It's okay,
Leela. You need to say anything. All you need to do now is just relax... and
enjoy it," just before he has kissed her ever so passionately on the lips and
started licking all over her nude body -- all the way down to her hot, wet
pussy and carressing her firm breasts.
And then, after she has placed her hands on Philip's bare shoulders and said,
"Aaaahhhh, yeeeessss! That's it! Do it, Fry! Touch me! Touch me there! Suck
my wet pussy dry! Aaaahhhh!" Leela has suddenly realized that she was able to
experience the one thing that she has never experienced with anyone from
another time-era before, for she was experiencing pure and untamed erotica...
and enjoying every minute of it.
Just then, after Philip has placed his stone hard dick inside her asshole,
used each of his hands to carress both her stiff mounds and hot and steamy
cunt and began blowing his hot breath on the nape of her bare neck, a
sexually-energized Leela has placed one of her hands on his bare shoulder
and the other hand on his bare arm and yelled at the top of her lungs,
"AAAAHHHH, YES! THAT'S IT! DO IT, FRY! TOUCH ME! FUCK THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF
ME! MAKE ME WANNA CUM! AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!"
And then, after the two newfound lovers had started moving themselves harder
and faster and their lovemaking has finally made its way back to Earth, both
Philip and Leela had came and collapsed due to exhaustion and fell asleep
with their naked arms in a lovers embrace.
Just then, after the Planet Express Ship has finally returned to its home
base within the City of New New York back on Earth and Bender has gone off
to do his own thing, Leela has cleared her throat, placed her gentle hand
on Philip's shoulder and said, "Look, Fry. I really am sorry about what we
had done with each other. You see...!"
But just as she was about to say another word, an understanding Philip has
placed the tips of his fingers on Leela's lips just before they had looked
and smiled at each other, gave each other a big friendly hug and returned
to their normal daily routines at the offices of the Planet Express Delivery