Disclaimers: Friends belongs to Warner Brothers Television and
Bright/Kauffman/Crane Productions. The Girls Next Door belongs to Alta
Loma Entertainment, E! Entertainment Television, the Fox Television
Network and Prometheus Entertainment. This story is not-for-profit, but
I own it.
Warnings: Voyurism, male/female sex, female/female sex, female solo sex,
Categories: Het, slash
Pairing: Rachel/Kendra, Joey/Bridget, Monica/Holly
Feedback: Yes, I want feedback.
Other Notes: This AU story is based on a Jennifer Aniston fake by an artist
Summary: After he recieves an invitation from an old friend from his
drama-school days, Joey flies himself, Rachel and Monica out to California
to meet his drama-school classmate, a PLAYBOY Playmate named Kendra
Dedications: None so far.
Friends/Girls Next Door: Welcome To L.A., Joey
by Andrew Troy Keller ([email protected])
My name is Rachel Green and ever sice I had moved myself into the apartment
of my old high-school friend, Monica Geller and became her roommate, I was
still trying to figure out an answer to the one question that had kept on
popping into my head each and ever time both Monica and I allow ourselves
to go meet our four friends -- Chandler Bing, Phoebe Buffay, Joey Tribbiani
and Monica's brother, Ross -- at the local Central Perk coffeehouse.
That particular question happens to be "Is this all that my life has to over
me? Isn't there anything more?" and surprisingly enough, the answer of that
question had came to me soon enough, for it was on the 16th day of the month
of October that Joey had just recieved an invitation from an old drama-school
classmate to come over to her California home and talk over some old times.
And since the invitation had also said that he was allowed to bring two
guests with him, a smiling Joey had asked me and Monica to go with him and
get a chance to check out some of the sights... and after we had given that
idea some thought and realized that it would be better than having us stay
in New York and freezing our butts off, Monica and I had decided to accept
And so, after we had gotten our bags packed and said 'goodbye' to our three
friends, Joey, Monica and I had driven ourselves over to the airport and
gotten ourselves aboard the first available flight and flew ourselves all
the way to California just before the jet had landed and we had stepped out
of the plane and retrieved our luggage.
That was before Joey had turned his head towards the exit door and allow a
smile to appear on his lips, for one of the PLAYBOY Playmates named Kendra
Wilkinson was standing right in front of him and holding a large sign that
had said "Welcome to L.A., Joey!", causing the lovable lug to walk up to
the blonde PLAYBOY Bunny and give her a big friendly hug.
And he had pointed his finger towards both Monica and me and introduced the
both of us to Kendra, the PLAYBOY Blonde had welcomed me and Monica to her
home-state with open arms just before the four of us had stepped out of the
airport and placed ourselves inside Kendra's car and allowed her to drive
us away from the airport and all the way to the one place that she was still
calling home, the famous PLAYBOY Mansion.
And after we had arrived at the home of 'Mister Playboy' himself, Hugh M.
Hefner and the three of us had looked around the beautifully-decorated
living-room with wide-eyes, I had rubbed my eyes, taken a deep breath and
said, "Whoa!If I might be allowed to say so, Kendra!You really are living
in the most beautiful place on the face of the planet Earth!"
That was before a male voice from out of nowhere had said, "Why thank you,
Rachel. That was so nice of you to say," causing the four of us to turn
around and discover that it was the voice of Mister Hugh Hefner, who had
looked at us with a pleasent smile on his lips and asked, "Why don't you
go ahead and introduce us, Kendra?"
And after she had placed one of her hands on my shoulder and the hand on
Monica's shoulder, a smiling Kendra had looked at the founder of the PLAYBOY
Magazine and answered, "Mister Hugh M. Hefner, this is my old drama-school
classmate, Joey Tribbiani and his two good friends, Monica Geller and Rachel
That was before two of Kendra's fellow Playmates -- Holly Madison and Bridget
Marquardt -- had walked into the room and Bridget had looked at Joey with a
smile on her face and said, "So, Kendra. This is the Joey Tribbiani that you
had gone to drama-school with. What a hunk."
And after Hef had cleared his throat and said, "If you girls want to do so,
you have my permission to help our guests get themselves settled into their
rooms." Holly, Bridget and Kendra had led Joey, Monica and me to the guests
rooms and helped us get settled into them.
That was before Kendra had placed her gentle hand on my shoulder and said,
"Say, Rachel. I have a great idea. Why don't we go outside and take a few
dips in the swimming pool?" causing me to give that idea some thought and
say to Kendra, "Okay, but could we change into our swimsuits first?"
And then, after both Kendra and I had changed into our swimsuits, stepped
outside the mansion and walked over to the swimming pool, Bridget had looked
at Joey with a small smile on her face and asked, "Say, Joey? Would you like
to join me in the sauna?It would make you feel good."
And after he had allowed a smile to appear on his lips and let out a small
chuckle, Joey had looked at a smiling Bridget and answered, "Okay," just
before they had stepped out of his room and walked over to the sauna, where
they had stripped off all of their clothes, wrapped a towel around each of
their bare-ass naked bodies and stepped into the sauna.
And while Joey and Beidget were enjoying the soothing power of steam in the
sauna, a curious Monica had looked at Holly, took a deep breath, cleared her
throat and asked, "Excuse me for asking you this, Holly. But I really need
to know one thing. Do you think that I also have the right body for PLAYBOY?"
And after she had given that question some thought, a curious Holly had moved
herself closer to Monica and answered, "Well, Monica. That really depends.
Take your clothes off and let me see you naked," just before Monica had
stripped off all of her clothes and allowed Holly to have a look at her
exposed nude body.
And then, after she had taken a good look at my good friend's body, a
satisfied Holly had looked at Monica with a small smile on her lips, wrapped
her arms around Monica and said, "Well, Monica. Let me put it to you this
way," just before she had kissed Monica ever so passionately on the lips.
Meanwhile, inside the sauna, it had became hot enough for both Joey and
Bridget to strip off their towels and expose their nude bodies to each other,
causing her to move herself closer to Joey, placed her gentle hand on his
bare shoulder and said, "You know, Joey. Even though it's hot and steamy in
here, I'm still able to start feeling 'warm'. Aren't you feeling 'warm',
And of course, the answer to that question had came soon enough, for after
they had kissed each other ever so passionately on the lips, Joey had started
licking all over Bridget's nude body -- all the way down to her hot, wet
pussy and carressing her firm breasts.
And while Joey and Bridget were enjoying a taste of the sweet fruit of
sexual pleasure, Holly had stripped off all of her clothes and started
licking all over Monica's body -- all the way down to her hot, moist snatch
and carressing her stiff mounds, causing Monica to place her hands on Holly's
bare shoulders and say, "Aaaahhhh, yeeeessss! That's it! Do it, Holly! Touch
me! Touch me there! Suck my wet pussy dry! Aaaahhhh!"
Meanwhile, while I was swimming around in the outdoor pool, I was unaware
that Kendra was staring at me with sexual hunger in her eyes just before she
had removed her swimsuit and started pumping two of her fingers in and out of
her hot and steamy cunt and carressing her own tits with the other hand.
And then, after she had placed herself inside the pool and swam herself
towards me, Kendra had placed her gentle hand on my shoulder, causing me to
quickly turn my head and look at Kendra like I was about to ask, "What's
wrong with you, Kendra? Why did you scare me like that?"
But just as I was about to say those exact words, Kendra had placed the tips
of her fingers on my lips and said, "Sssshhhh. It's going to be okay, Rachel.
I'll be as gentle with you as possible. All you need to do is just relax...
and enjoy it," just before she had kissed me ever so passionately on the
And then, after I had stripped off my swimsuit and allowed Kendra to start
licking all over my nude body -- all the way down to my hot, wet pussy and
carressing my firm breasts, Joey had placed his stiff cock inside Bridget's
asshole and used each of his hands to carress both her tits and snatch,
causing a sexually-energized Bridget to place one of her hands on his bare
shoulder and the other hand on his bare arm and yell at the top of her lungs,
"AAAAHHHH, YES! THAT'S IT! DO IT, JOEY! TOUCH ME! FUCK THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF
ME! MAKE ME WANNA CUM! AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!"
And after both Joey and Bridget had started moving themselves harder and
faster and caused themselves to cum and collapse due to exhaustion, Holly
has placed herself in front of Monica and started rubbing their pussies
against each other, causing a sexually-energized Monica to place one of
her hands on Holly's silky-smooth naked thigh and the other hand on her
own tits and yell, "AAAAHHHH, YES! THAT'S IT! DO IT, HOLLY! TOUCH ME! FUCK
ME HARD! DO IT ME NOW! AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!"
And then, after they had started moving themselves harder and faster and
their lovemaking has finally made its way to the PLAYBOY Mansion, both Holly
and Monica had came and collapsed due to exhaustion and fell asleep with
their naked arms in a lover's embrace.
Meanwhile, after Kendra and I had gotten ourselves out of the swimming pool
and laid ourselves down on a large beach towel, she had placed herself in
front of me and started rubbing our pussies against each other, causing me
to place one of my hands on her silky-smooth naked thigh and the other hand
on my own tits and yell, "AAAAHHHH, YES! THAT'S IT! DO IT TO ME, KENDRA! DO
IT TO ME NOW! FUCK THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME! MAKE ME WANNA CUM!
And then, after the both of us had started moving ourselves harder and faster
and our lovemaking has finally arrived from New York, both Kendra and I had
came and collapsed due to exhaustion and fell asleep with our naked arms in
a lover's embrace.
Just then, as soon as we had returned home to New York and gotten ourselves
settled back into our own homes, Joey, Monica and I had stepped into the
Central Perk coffeehouse and said 'hi' to Ross, Phoebe and Chandler just
before Chandler had pulled out a package that has been delivered to my
apartment and said, "Yes, Everybody! Let's say 'hello' to our resident
And after Joey had taken the package out of his roommate's hands and opened
it, his eyes -- along with mine and Monica's -- had grown wide at the sight
of some photos of the three of us having hot and steamy sex with Holly,
Bridget and Kendra with a note that had said, "Here's to seeing you back at
the mansion soon. -- Love, Holly, Bridget and Kendra."