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Friends: Double Team Supreme (MF,MMF,humor)
by Relapse ([email protected])
[INT. JOEY'S APARTMENT, DAY]
Chandler enters Joey's apartment with a strange urgency.
CHANDLER: Joey we need to talk.
Joey is laid out in his recliner watching a rerun of Buffy the Vampire
Slayer. When he notices Chandler enter he quickly fumbles for the remote and
switches the channel.
JOEY: Oh hey buddy, just watching some football here.
CHANDLER: Oh really I didn't know Sarah Michelle Gellar played for the Jets?
Joey shrugs, knowing he is busted.
JOEY: What did you need to talk about?
CHANDLER: Look I need your help. It's about Monica.
JOEY: What happened did she have another wet dream about me?
CHANDLER: (confused) Uh no, when did that happen?
JOEY: Uh, oh never. I mean even if it did she would never secretly tell me
about or anything.
CHANDLER: (moving on) Well, anyway, look lately when we've been, ya know,
having the sex.
JOEY: (suddenly interested) Ohhhhh yeah...
Chandler shoots him an annoyed look then continues.
CHANDLER: Lately when we've been doing it or whatever she seems really out
of it and not interested. Like she's not into it as much as she used to be.
JOEY: (nods) That happens sometimes my friend.
CHANDLER: It does? How do I fix it?
JOEY: Well frankly Chandler, you need new moves.
CHANDLER: New moves?
JOEY: Yeah, ya know. Moves.
CHANDLER: Like what kind of moves, can you show me?
Joey shoots him a strange look.
JOEY: Uh, thanks man but I'm not into that.
CHANDLER: Oh shut up you know what I mean. Show me on a pillow or something?
Joey looks around the apartment for a moment.
JOEY: Uh, I'm afraid my pillows don't have all the right parts buddy.
CHANDLER: Crap, how can we do it then?
JOEY: Hmm, we would need a volunteer. We would need a girl that's slutty
enough to let me do her while you watch.
The guys think for a moment, wondering whom in the world they could get to
help them. Suddenly the door to the apartment opens again and in walks Rachel
wearing a tight pair of jeans and an even tighter halter-top that shows off
her luscious tits quite nicely.
RACHEL: Hey guys what's happening?
Rachel throws her purse down and pauses as she realizes no one is responding.
The guys are just staring at her as if they are realizing something she
isn't.
RACHEL: Guys?
[CUT TO MONICA'S RESTAURANT, DAY]
Monica enters the walk in cooler and pretends to look through the produce
but fidgets as if she's waiting on someone else to join her. Suddenly the
cooler door opens again and in walks the busboy, OMAR. He's a young, fit,
black male with movie star quality looks.
MONICA: Did anyone see you?
OMAR: Nope. Coast is clear.
MONICA: Okay, lock the door.
Omar reaches over and switches the lock. As he turns back Monica is already
all over him. She pulls him close and kisses him deeply on the mouth. Omar
returns the attention and slides his hands around her waist, then down to
her ass, which he squeezes gently.
MONICA: God I haven't been able to concentrate all day. All I could think
about was meeting you in here after the lunch rush.
OMAR: I know what you mean. This is getting to be a daily occurrence for us.
MONICA: (jokingly) We could always stop if you want?
OMAR: Hey I wasn't complaining.
MONICA: (looks at his crotch) Does Mr. Snakey want to come out and play?
OMAR: I really wish you'd stop calling it that.
Omar begins undoing his belt as Monica watches intently. His pants come
down and his semi-erect penis emerges. Monica reaches for it immediately and
starts to stroke it. She feels it grow in her hand. It appears to be good
twelve inches with substantial girth.
MONICA: God it's so big.
OMAR: You like that baby.
MONICA: Oh yeah....
OMAR: Well then get down there and show me how much you like it.
Monica sinks down to the floor of the cooler and takes the bulbous head of
his cock into her mouth. She has to stretch her mouth fairly wide in order
for it to fit.
OMAR: That's it girl. Suck it.
Omar places one hand on the back of her head and pushes his hips slightly
forward making her take a few more inches of his prick. He knows she can't
take it all but he enjoys watching her struggle to try. She does anything
to please him. He remembers the first time he walked in on her in the
cooler as she was bending over reaching for some produce. She had caught
him admiring her ass, but didn't seem to mind. They joked about it then
and from that moment began to flirt and joke with each other more and more.
Their flirting finally ended in them going at it in the cooler after the
restaurant has closed. Ever since then Monica could not get enough of his
oversized cock. She craved it at every opportunity and he was always happy
to oblige.
OMAR: Oh yeah baby lick those balls.
Monica had pulled his cock out of her mouth and moved down to gently suck
and lick at his swollen nut sack. She loved the way they tasted, all salty
and manly. Omar was a far cry from her feminine and often impotent husband.
Feeling Omar inside of her was something she had never felt before.
[INTERIOR JOEY'S APARTMENT]
RACHEL: Okay so let me get this straight. You guys want me to have sex with
Joey so that Chandler can watch in order to learn new techniques that he can
use on Monica.
CHANDLER: Yeah that about sums it up.
RACHEL: And why in the world would you think I'd go along with this?
JOEY: Because Rachel you would be helping your friend Monica have a more
fulfilling sex life. Don't you think you're being a little selfish here?
RACHEL: (thinks about it) No way. Forget it. I'm not doing it.
CHANDLER: Come on Rachel I need these moves. I got to have these moves. I'm
throwing my best stuff out there to Monica and she acts like I'm not even
there.
RACHEL: And have you tried talking to her about this or was your first idea
to watch two of your friends screw each other?
CHANDLER: Yeah I confronted her about it but she just told me she couldn't
get her mind off something at work.
JOEY: I think I have a solution.
Joey runs into the kitchen, digs around a cabinet and comes back carrying a
glass bottle.
JOEY: Look Rachel it's your favorite. Peppermint Schnapps!
RACHEL: Oh you think if you get me drunk I'll do anything huh?
CHANDLER: Well you did marry Ross that one time.
Rachel shoots him a dirty look.
RACHEL: I'm not---
Before she can finish Joey presses the bottle to her lips and makes her take
a long swig. Rachel swallows it down and gasps as the harsh liquid hits her
throat.
RACHEL: Joey! I can't believe you just made me drink that... that... that
sweet delicious schnapps.
Rachel begins to warm to the idea. Unable to resist her love for the
Peppermint Schnapps.
JOEY: That's my girl.
Joey hands the bottle to Rachel and she takes another long sip.
[INTERIOR RESTAURANT COOLER]
OMAR: You ready for me to fuck you baby girl?
Omar is standing behind Monica, her skirt is lifted up to her waist and she
is bent over a stack of boxes with her ass pushed high into the air. She
looks over her shoulder at him with ravenous eyes.
MONICA: Fuck me good.
Omar lines his monster up with her swollen cunt lips and slides it inside.
She is already soaking wet after sucking on his cock. He slides in with no
problem, impaling the petite raven-haired goddess on his rock hard pole.
Monica screams in delight, happy that the cooler is completely sound proof.
MONICA: Oh that's it baby. Fuck me!
She squeals in delight. Omar begins to drive his cock into her with deep,
rhythmic strokes. It only takes a few before she experiences her first
orgasm. Her body quivers as she lets out a silent scream. Omar keeps his
pace and places his hands around her hips, giving him better leverage. He
can feel her petite body tremble from the force of his masterful strokes.
OMAR: That's it baby girl, come all over my dick.
MONICA: Oh my god Omar. No ones ever fucked me this good.
Omar leans forward and kisses Monica deeply on the mouth. His hands
fondle her generous breasts through the thin fabric of her blouse. His
cock continues to enter her, over and over, slowly driving her to another
mind-blowing orgasm.
Back at Joey's place, the three friends are gathered in Joey's room. Rachel
is laid out on her back on Joey's bed, obviously inebriated. Her clothes are
for the most part off except for her bra. Joey is naked as well and has her
legs spread and is stroking his cock, ready to begin.
RACHEL: (looks over at Chandler) Wait a minute why aren't you naked?
Chandler is seated on a chair next to the bed; he has a note pad and pen
handy and is watching intently.
CHANDLER: I'm just observing here.
RACHEL: No way buster. If I have to be naked, so you do you.
Chandler looks at Joey as if he will pipe in and defend him.
JOEY: Do you want to learn or not?
CHANDLE: Fine!
Chandler stands up and starts to remove his sweater vest and slacks. He
begins to fold each garment meticulously, causing Joey to grow impatient.
JOEY: Will you just take your damn clothes already!
Rachel lets out a small chuckle as Chandler's meager penis is revealed.
CHANDLER: Oh come on is that necessary?
RACHEL: No, no, it's cute. Really.
CHANDLER: Yeah that's what a guy likes to hear. “It's cute.”
JOEY: (grows impatient) Will you two concentrate. Now the first thing you
must realize is that women don't like to be fucked really hard.
RACHEL: (truly puzzled) We don't?
JOEY: No, no they just think they do. But that's a myth and lets face it
who has the energy for that anyway?
Chandler nods in agreement and jots down a note.
CHANDLER: (writing) No hard fucking. Got it.
JOEY: The key is to keep up a smooth consistent stroke. Allow me to
demonstrate.
Joey lines his cock up with Rachel's pussy lips and slowly presses it inside.
Rachel lets out a soft moan as he enters her. Joey pumps it in slowly at
first, getting a feel for her level of wetness and tightness.
RACHEL: (moaning) God it's so big.
JOEY: You like that?
RACHEL: Oh yeah, fuck that pussy.
Chandler watches and begins to get slightly aroused. He feels his cock begin
to stiffen. He has fantasized about fucking Rachel many times before and
seeing it happen arouses him.
CHANDLER: You know, maybe it would be more realistic if we took her bra off?
JOEY: I think you're right.
Joey reaches forward and undoes her bra with one effortless motion, freeing
her swollen tits from their cotton confines. As he continues to fuck her, her
moans get louder. She grips the comforter of the bed tightly and throws her
head back in ecstasy, enjoying each long stroke.
JOEY: See how I'm taking it easy, sliding it in real smooth but with a
consistent stroke. That drives them wild.
RACHEL: (moaning) God it does feel really good.
JOEY: Now here's the key. Once you feel they're about to orgasm you just take
your thumb like this and lightly graze it against the clit.
As he instructs Joey takes his thumbs and rubs it against Rachel's clit. This
causes her to moan loudly again.
RACHEL: (screaming now) Oh god yes that's it! I'm going to come, keep fucking
me!
Chandler is openly stroking his cock now as he watches Rachel begin to come.
He admires how her tits jiggle around as Joey fucks her.
JOEY: Here she comes.
Rachel's body writhes and bucks as the orgasm hits her. Her tits sway back
and forth as her head turns from side to side.
JOEY: (to Chandler) Whoa, it's a big one buddy. She's soaking my dick.
As the orgasm subsides Rachel comes back down to earth, panting heavily.
RACHEL: Oh my god Joey, why haven't we being doing this all along. That was
amazing.
JOEY: And that my friend is how you satisfy a lady.
CHANDLER: Good work buddy.
RACHEL: (upset) No way, we're not done here.
Rachel flips over onto all fours and presents her ass to Joey.
RACHEL: I want some more.
JOEY: (looks at Chandler) Looks like we got a live one here.
[INT RESTAURANT COOLER]
Back at the restaurant, Omar is fucking Monica hard from behind. She has lost
track of just how many orgasms she has experienced. Exhausted she begins to
beg him to come.
MONICA: Oh god baby I want you to cum! I want to taste you in my mouth!
OMAR: (moaning) You want this cum baby?
MONICA: Yes, Yes! Shoot it in my mouth.
Being the neat freak she is Monica prefers to take the loads in her mouth
instead of getting it on her or inside of her. Omar pulls out and Monica
instinctively turns and drops to her knees. She opens her mouth wide as
Omar lines up this aim. He yells out in delight as the first few ropes of
cum shoot into her gaping hole. The salty sting hits her tongue. It makes
her feel even more satisfied knowing she pleased him. When he is done
shooting into her mouth Monica takes an effortless swallow and it
disappears. She then grabs his cock and squeezes to get the last few drops
to emerge from the end of it. She licks those off as well.
OMAR: (out of breath) My word you're a good fuck.
MONICA: (as she licks his cock clean) You're not half bad yourself.
Back at Joey's place, he is ramming Rachel harder from behind. Chandler is
watching and jerking his cock, enjoying the way Rachel's ass looks as it
jiggles each time he slams into her. He also enjoys seeing her wonderful
tits sway back and forth. He catches Rachel glancing over at him from time
to time no doubt enjoying that fact that she's being watched.
RACHEL: (out of breath, to Chandler) Do you like watching me get fucked?
Chandler only smiles and strokes his cock a little faster, letting her see.
JOEY: (moaning) You getting all this buddy?
CHANDLER: (jerking furiously) Oh yeah, I'm getting it.
RACHEL: (screaming) Oh god, fuck me Joey!
Another orgasm rocks Rachel's. She can barely control her body as it quivers
and gyrates.
JOEY: Here I come too baby. You ready for it.
RACHEL: Yes, yes! Shoot it all over me.
Not needing to be told twice Joey pulls his cock out of her and shoots his
load of come across her ass and back.
JOEY: Fuck yeah!
Joey yells as the immense sensations courses through him. He falls back
exhausted. Chandler hops up from his chair and waddles over to the side of
the bed, still jerking his cock the whole time.
CHANDLER: Come get this Rachel.
Rachel, still woozy from the orgasm, manages to obey his order and moves
over to the edge of the bed. She opens her mouth just in time to catch the
first few strands of come from his cock.
CHANDLER: Oh yeah baby, eat it.
Chandler moans as he finishes throwing his hefty load all across her mouth
and face. When he's done she her face is almost covered in it.
JOEY: (admiring his friends handy work) Damn dude. You really creamed her
good. Nice work!
RACHEL: (wiping cum from her eyes) You could of at least aimed better.
She wipes the come from her face and scoops it into her mouth, swallowing
each drop. Chandler presents her with his now half erect cock and lets her
clean the rest off. Joey then uses his hands to scoop his cum off her back
and ass, and then he feeds it to her. She sucks his fingers dry. Both men
watch as she swallows every last drop of their semen.
JOEY: Well, lessons over champ. Now go back home and give Monica the fuck of
her life.
CHANDLER: Aye, Aye captain.
Chandler grabs his clothes and leaves in a hurry. Joey crashes on the bed
next to Rachel.
RACHEL: (smiling) I'm not done with you yet soldier.
Joey is shocked as she slides down and takes his now soft cock back into her
mouth trying to get him hard again.
JOEY: Oh boy.
He simply words.
[CHANDLER AND MONICA'S APT. NIGHT]
Later that night Chandler is feverishly working Monica over. He has a hold
of both of her ankles and is working his cock into her just as Joey had
shown him. As he fucks her his mind drifts back to Rachel. He suddenly finds
himself unable to stop thinking about her. He closes his eyes and imagines
that he is fucking her instead. Meanwhile Monica is recalling the fucking
Omar had given her earlier, and begins wishing he was there instead. As
Chandler feels himself begin to orgasm he cries out in pleasure.
CHANDLER: Oh Rachel, I'm going to cum! Get your mouth over here.
MONICA: Oh yes Omar, shoot it down my throat!
The fucking comes to an abrupt stop. They both pause and exchanged confused
looks.
The audience laughs.
The Ender
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