Disclaimer: Entertainment Tonight belongs to CBS-Paramount Domestic
Television. This story is not-for-profit, but I own it.
Warnings: Female solo sex, voyurism, drug use, female/female sex, rape, male
solo sex, male/female sex, strong language
Categories: Het, slash, bi
Pairing: Maria Menounos/Lexa Doig/Michael Shanks
Feedback: Yes, I want feedback.
Other Notes: This AU story is a birthday gift for Maria Menounos -- who was
born on the Eighth day of June, 1978 -- and Lexa Doig, who was born on June
Summary: Maria Menounos volunteers herself to go see how Lexa Doig celebrates
her birthday with Michael Shanks... and finds out in a big way.
Dedication: Happy Birthday to Maria Menounos (29) and Lexa Doig
(34)! -- ATK 2007
Entertainment Tonight: Have The Same Birthday
by Andrew Troy Keller ([email protected])
It has all started on the Eighth day of the month of June, which was when
the producers of the hit syndicated TV newsmagazine entitled Entertainment
Tonight was asking all of their correspondents for a volunteer to go over
to the home of the hot-looking dark-haired sci-fi babe known as Lexa Doig
to see how she was going to celebrate her birthday.
And as luck would have it, the one correspondent who has volunteered to do
the job was another dark-haired beauty whose name is Maria Menounos, who was
also celebrating her birthday on that day and curious about how the former
'Andromeda' star was going to celebrate her own special day.
Anyway, after she has recieved a big friendly hug and special gift from each
of the show's co-hosts known as Mary Hart and Mark Steines, a smiling Maria
has thanked her two good friends and left the Entertainment Tonight studios
to go all the way over to the home of the sci-fi babe from Toronto, Ontario,
Speaking of which, as soon as the Medford, Massachusetts-born correspondent
has pulled her car up into the driveway, the Canadian-born Lexa still has her
bare-ass naked body on the bed inside the master bedroom and was pumping two
of her fingers in and out of her hot, wet pussy and carressing her own tits
with the other hand just before Maria has gotten out of her car, walked up to
the front door and rang the doorbell.
And after the door has opened and allowed Lexa's Vancouver, British Columbia,
Canada-born husband known as Michael Shanks to place himself in front of
Maria in only a bathrobe, the embarressed Entertainment Tonight correspondent
has let out a small giggle and said, "I really am sorry about this. I didn't
know that you guys were about to go take a shower. If you want, I could come
back later. Okay?"
But just as she was about to turn around and walk herself back to her car,
the Canadian-born star of 'Stargate SG-1' has placed his gentle hand on
Maria's shoulder and said, "No-no-no, Maria. You don't have to go right now.
I'll just wait for my turn. In the meantime, why don't you come inside and
interview me for a little bit."
And then, after she has given that idea some thought and figured that
interviewing the husband might just be better than nothing, Maria has decided
to accept Michael's kind and generous offer, stepped into the house and sat
herself down on the living-room sofa just before he has walked himself over
to Maria and asked, "Would you like to have something to drink?"
And after she had nodded her head in response to the question of the star of
'Stargate SG-1', Michael has walked into the kitchen in order to pour some
lemonade into two cups, take a small capsule out of the pocket of his robe
and drop it into one of the cups of lemonade.
And then, after he had walked himself back into the living-room and handed
the lemonade with the capsule in it to the unsuspecting Maria, Michael has
looked at the Entertainment Tonight correspondent with a small smile on his
lips and said, "I had heard that you have the same birthday as Lexa. Since
that's the case, here's to you having a happy birthday as well."
But after they had lifted up their cups in front of each other and took a
sip of the lemonade inside of those cups, Maria's head has started spinning
around and around and caused her to plop herself down on the sofa and become
unconscious just before Michael has placed the two cups on the coffee-table
and stripped all of Maria's clothes off of her bare-ass naked body.
And then, after he had turned his head towards the top of the steps and said,
"Okay, Lexa! It's okay for you to come down here and recieve your birthday
present!" Michael's beloved wife has stepped out of the master bedroom and
walked her nude body down the stairs and into the living-room just before the
two Canadian-born TV stars had looked and smiled at each other and gave each
other a deep and passionate kiss on the lips.
And after she has placed herself on the sofa and started licking all over
an unconscious Maria's nude body -- all the way down to her exposed cunt
and carressing her uncovered tits, Michael has removed his robe and began
stroking his stiff cock right in front of both Lexa and her 'birthday
present' just before he has placed his stone hard dick inside his beloved
bride's asshole and his hands on Maria's bare shoulders.
That was when the drug has finally worn-off and Maria has shockingly noticed
what Michael and Lexa were doing with her, which -- in turn -- has caused the
Entertainment Tonight correspondent to place her hands on the 'Andromeda'
star's bare shoulders and said, "Aaaahhhh! What are you guys doing to me?
Please don't do this! I don't want it! Stop! Oooohhhh! Please, you guys!
Don't stop! Yeeeessss! That's it! Do it, Lexa! Touch me! Touch me there! Suck
my wet pussy dry, while Michael fucks you in the ass! Aaaahhhh!"
And then, after Michael has lowered his head and began sucking on Maria's
firm breasts, the TV news babe has suddenly realized that even though she has
been drugged and forced to have hot and steamy sex against her will, she was
able to experience the one thing that she has never experienced with any size
group before, for she was experiencing pure and untamed erotica... and
enjoying every minute of it.
Just then, after Michael has placed his stiff cock inside Lexa's pussy and
started licking on Maria's hot, moist snatch, the Entertainment Tonight babe
has placed her hands on the 'Andromeda' star's silky-smooth naked thighs and
began sucking on her stiff mounds, causing a sexually-energized Lexa to place
her hands on Maria's bare back and yell at the top of her lungs, "AAAAHHHH,
YES! THAT'S IT! DO IT, MARIA! DO IT, MICHAEL! TOUCH ME! SUCK MY TITS! FUCK
THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME! MAKE ME WANNA CUM! AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!"
And then, after the three newfound bi-sexual lovers had started moving
themselves harder and faster and their lovemaking has finally made its own
appearence on Entertainment Tonight, Lexa, Maria and Michael had came and
collapsed due to exhaustion and fell asleep with thier naked arms in a
Just then, about two weeks later, a smiling Mary Hart has walked herself up
to Maria, tapped on her shoulder and said, "Oooohhhh, Maria. It looks like
you had just found yourself a whole new pair of friends," just before she
had handed a small white envelope to Maria and walked away from the scene.
And as soon as Mary was out of sight, a curious Maria has opened the envelope
and pulled out something that has suddenly caused a small smile to appear on
her face, for that something was a letter from a certain pair of
Canadian-born actors and it has said, "Maria -- We really do hope that you
would still be able to forgive us for what we had done to you. It's just that
we would always have something special planned for our birthdays... and the
birthday that we had shared with you has turned out to be special indeed.
Thank you for sharing it with us. -- With much passionate love, Michael and