Disclaimers: Zatanna belongs to DC Comics, Gardner Fox and Murphy Anderson.
Playboy Magazine belongs to Mister Hugh M. Hefner and Playboy Enterprises,
Incorporated. This story is not-for-profit, but I own it.
Warnings: Voyurism, female solo sex, female/female sex, male solo sex,
male/female sex, strong language
Categories: Het, slash, bi
Pairing: Zatanna (Carmella DeCesare)/Jeff Garcia/Tiffany Fallon
Feedback: Yes, I want feedback.
Other Notes: This AU story is a birthday gift for Carmella DeCesare, who was
born on the first day of July, 1982.
Summary: As soon as she suddenly becomes bored with being on monitor duty,
Zatanna goes to one deck of the JLA's satellite headquarters and takes a nap,
only to have her magically switch places with Carmella DeCesare.
Dedication: Happy 25th Birthday to Carmella DeCesare! -- ATK 2007
Justice League Of America: Bored Out Of Her Mind
by Andrew Troy Keller ([email protected])
This story starts within the satellite headquarters of the team known as 'The
World's Greatest Superheroes', the Justice League of America and it involves
the League's resident Mystical Maven known as Zatanna Zatara, who was sitting
in front of some Earth monitors and keeping a watchful eye out for any
disasterious threat against the innocent citizens of the planet... and
becoming bored out of her mind.
You see, it was just as the latest JLA meeting was about to adjourn that
Zatanna was hoping that Superman, Batman or Wonder Woman would get to do
monitor duty instead of her, only to have that meeting's chairperson -- a
certain Blonde Bombshell known as the Black Canary -- give her the job
As for her becoming bored out of her mind, the one Leaguer who happens to be
the reputed descendant of Leonardo Da Vinci has figered that nothing sinister
was going to be happening at that time and decided to move herself down to
the living quarters on D Deck and take a little nap.
But then, as soon as she has stepped into one of those rooms, the beautiful
daughter of John Zatara, the Master Magician has looked with shock in her
blue eyes at an issue of Playboy Magazine that one of the other Justice
League members had unknowingly left on the bed.
And after she had picked the magazine and discovered that it was the April
2003 issue of Playboy that has Carmella DeCesare as its Playmate of the
Month, the dark-haired maiden has opened the magazine and gazed her eyes
upon the nude pictorials of Carmella and the other hot-looking babes that
were being featured in that issue just before she had let out a sigh, shook
her head and thought to herself, *This must belong to Green Arrow... and I
really do not believe that any woman would really allow herself to be shown
But then, after she has laid herself on the bed, closed her eyes and fell
fast asleep, the slumbering Mystical Maven has unknowingly placed her hand
on the front cover of the Playboy Magazine and said to herself, "Nrut em
otni Allemrac ErasecEd." which -- in turn -- has caused a bright glow of
mystical energy to appear from out of nowhere and teleport the sleeping
Zatanna out of the JLA's satellite headquarters and into a photographer's
studio back on Earth.
And after she had opened her eyes and discovered that she has been teleported
to a different place and was sleeping bare-ass naked on a soft mat with only
a large Tampa Bay Buccaneers blanket over her nude body, the shocked League
member has suddenly realized that she had better get her dislocated ass out
of there before someone else walks into the room and mistakes her for
But as a good amount of bad luck would have it, it was too late and it was
because Carmella's own beloved husband -- a quarterback for the Tampa Bay
Buccaneers known as Jeff Garcia -- has walked into the room, looked at
Zatanna with a small smile on his face and said, "I'm sorry to wake you up
so soon, Carmella. I just want to give your birthday present to you."
And then, after they had turned their eyes toward the spot where the camera
was standing and noticed that another Playboy Playmate known as Tiffany
Fallon has walked out from behind that camera and exposed her own bare-ass
naked body in front of them, a smiling Jeff has placed his gentle hand on
Zatanna's cheek and said, "It's okay, Carmella. There's nothing to worry
about. Gary is still in the dark-room and developing the film for the
photo-shoot. And even if he does come out of there unexpectedly, he still
wouldn't mind at all."
And after the Fort Lauderdale, Florida-born Playmate has gazed her hungry
eyes upon a reluctant Zatanna and started pumping two of her fingers in and
out of her hot, wet pussy and carressing her own tits with the other hand,
Tiffany has slowly licked her lips and said, "You know, it's too bad that
Joe Don had to go do that tour. The four of us would've been able to enjoy
some hot and steamy fun together. Oh, well. I guess that we might as well
make do with three."
But as soon as the beautiful wife of Joe Don Rooney of the country singing
group known as Rascal Flatts has moved herself closer to the woman who was
suppossed to be the Avon Lake, Ohio-born Playmate and was about to give her
a kiss on the lips, a still-reluctant Zatanna has moved her head away from
Tiffany's and looked at both her and Jeff like she was about to tell them
that they had made a mistake.
But just as she was about to say one single word to them, the Florida-born
Playmate has placed the tips of her fingers on Zatanna's lips and said,
"Sssshhhh. It's going to be okay, Carmella. There no need to say anything.
All you need to do now is just relax... and enjoy it."
And then, after Tiffany has removed the blanket and kissed Zatanna ever so
passionately on the lips, the Florida-born Playmate has started licking all
over the displaced Mystical Maven's nude body -- all the way down to her hot,
moist snatch and carressing her firm breasts just before Jeff has taken all
of his clothes off and started stroking his stiff cock right in front of the
two hot babes.
Then, after Zatanna has placed her hands on Tiffany's bare shoulders and
said, "Aaaahhhh, yeeeessss! That's it! Do it, Tiffany! Touch me! Touch me
there! Suck my wet pussy dry! Aaaahhhh!" and Jeff has placed his stone hard
dick inside the Fort Lauderdale-born Playmate's asshole and his hands on the
female Justice Leaguer's bare shoulders, she has suddenly realized that she
was able to experience the one thing that she has never experienced as
someone else before, for she was able to experience pure and untamed
erotica... and enjoying every minute of it.
Just then, after Jeff has placed his stiff cock inside Tiffany's hot and
steamy cunt and started licking on Zatanna's pussy, the displaced Leaguer has
placed her hands on the Florida-born Playmate's silky-smooth naked thighs and
began sucking on her stiff mounds, causing a sexually-energized Tiffany to
place her hands on Zatanna's bare back and yell at the top of her lungs,
"AAAAHHHH, YES! THAT'S IT! DO IT, JEFF! DO IT, CARMELLA! TOUCH ME! SUCK MY
TITS! FUCK THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME! MAKE ME WANNA CUM! AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!"
And then, after the three newfound bi-sexual lovers had started moving
themselves harder and faster and their lovemaking has finally made its
appearence in the latest issue of Playboy Magazine, Jeff, Zatanna and
Tiffany had came and collapsed due to exhaustion and fell asleep with
their naked arms in a lover's embrace.
Of course, that was before a male stranger has placed his gentle hand on
Zatanna's bare shoulder, causing her to quickly wake-up, sit right up and
discover that it was the Last Son of Krypton known as Superman who has
woken her up just in time for her to discover that she was back in costume
and within the JLA's satellite headquarters.
And after the concerned Man of Steel has placed his gentle hand on his fellow
Leaguer's shoulder and said, "I'm sorry about that, Zatanna. It's just that I
had came down here to let you know that it's my turn to be on monitor duty."
an embarressed Zatanna has let out a sigh of relief and said, "It's okay,
Superman. I guess that I was dreaming about being one of the models in a
"Oh, you mean this one. I just really don't know why women should allow
themselves to be featured in a magazine like this. I mean, what do they
really get out of doing this?", that was the question that the confused
Man of Tomorrow was asking while he was thumbing through the pages of
the April 2003 Playboy Magazine and before Zatanna has rolled her eyes,
allowed a small smile to appear on her lips and answered, "You'll be
surprised, Superman. You'll be surprised."