Disclaimer: Cheers belongs to Charles/Burrows/Charles Productions and
Paramount Television. This story is not-for-profit, but I own it.
Warnings: Drug use, voyurism, male/female sex, female/female sex, strong
Categories: Het, slash, bi
Feedback: Yes, I want feedback.
Summary: While Fraiser is staring at a trio of hot-looking babes with some
of his fellow barmates, Lilith gets herself so drunk that both Woody and
Kelly take her to their aprtment to get her sobered-up.
Other Notes: This AU story is a birthday gift for Bebe Neuwirth, who was
born on the 31st day of December, 1958 and based on some pictorials in the
January 1993 Issue of PLAYBOY Magazine.
Dedications: Happy 48th Birthday to Bebe Neuwirth and Merry Christmas and
Happy New Year to all of my family and friends! -- ATK 2006
Cheers: Too Much To Drink
by Andrew Troy Keller ([email protected])
Allow me to ask all of you nice folks out there this one question: Say you
had gone to a local bar to celebrate New Year's Eve with your spouse and a
few of your closet friends, only to have you get drunk and have no other
choice, but to allow one of those friends and his wife to drive you to their
home. What do you think should happen next?
Well, if you really want to know what my answer to that question happens
to be, I guess that I might as well go ahead and tell you the story that
I'm writing right now, which had began on the 31st day of the month of
December -- which was the one holiday known as New Year's Eve -- inside
the Boston bar that was known as Cheers.
You see, it was on that very day that a psychiatrist named Doctor Fraiser
Crane and his wife, Doctor Lilith Sternin-Crane had arrived at the bar and
allowed its owner, Sam Malone to pour each of them a glass of wine, while
his fellow manager, Rebecca Howe was making sure that they had enough
spirits in stock and the bar's waitress, a short big-mouthed woman named
Carla Tortelli was still insulting two of the bar's main patrons, Norm
Peterson and Cliff Clavin, who had said these words, "Look, we can either
ring out the old year or ring in the new, but we can't do both."
Anyway, it was after an unassuming Fraiser had joined the other male patrons
in staring with wide-eyes at a trio of hot and sexy babes who had looked like
the Barbi Twins and PLAYBOY Magazine's January 1993 Playmate of the Month
named Echo Leta Johnson that poor Lilith had started drinking one glass full
of wine after another until she had became so drunk that she was unable to
Of course, that had just caught the attention of the bar's second bartender,
a young and handsome hunk named Woody Boyd and his wife, a young and
beautiful blonde babe named Kelly Gaines just before the both of them had
agreed that Lilith had just enough to drink and they should take her home
to get sobered-up.
And so, after they had told Sam what they were going to do, both Woody and
Kelly had helped a totally-drunk Lilith get out of the bar and walk all the
way over to their apartment, where they had carried her into the bedroom and
placed her on the bed just before Kelly had gone into the bathroom and turned
on the shower water.
That was before she had stepped back inside the bedroom and helped Woody take
all of Lilith's clothes off of her and carried her bare-ass naked body into
the bathroom, where both Kelly and her beloved husband had stripped off all
of their clothes and placed themselves and Lilith inside the shower.
But while they were rubbing soap all over her nude body, a still-drunk Lilith
had looked at Woody's wonderfully-built body and allowed a smile to appear on
her face just before she had placed her hands on his bare back and kissed him
ever so passionately on the lips.
And then, after she had kneeled herself down and started sucking on a
reluctant Woody's suddenly-stiff cock, Lilith had lifted herself up, turned
herself around and started pumping his stone hard dick in and out of her
asshole just before she had looked at a shocked Kelly and noticed what a
fantastic body she has on her.
And after Lilith had given Kelly a deep and passionate kiss on the lips
and started licking all over her nude body -- all the way down to her
suddenly-hot, wet pussy and carressing her firm breasts, Woody had suddenly
found himself placing his hands on his beloved bride's bare shoulders just
before she had placed her hands on Lilith's bare shoulders and said,
"Aaaahhhh, yeeeessss! That's it! Do it, Lilith! Touch me! Touch me there!
Suck my wet pussy dry! Aaaahhhh!"
And then, after they had laid themselves down on the floor of the shower,
Woody had allowed Lilith to start sucking on his stiff cock and Kelly had
started pumping two of her fingers in and out of Lilith's hot, moist snatch
and sucking on her stiff mounds, the bartender and his wife had suddenly
realized that even though it had all started with Lilith getting totally
drunk in the first place, they were both able to experience the one thing
that they had never experienced with any of the bar's patrons before, for
they experiencing pure and untamed erotica... and enjoying every minute of
Just then, after they had finished taking their shower together, the trio
had moved themselves out of the bathroom and into the bedroom, where they
had placed their nude bodies on the bed, Woody had placed his stiff cock
inside Lilith's pussy and licking on Kelly's snatch.
That had caused Kelly to start sucking on Lilith's tits and a
sexually-energized Lilith to place her hands on Kelly's bare back and yell
at the top of her lungs, "AAAAHHHH, YES! THAT'S IT! DO IT, WOODY! DO IT,
KELLY! TOUCH ME! SUCK MY TITS! FUCK THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME! MAKE ME WANNA
And then, after the three newfound bi-sexual lovers had started moving
themselves harder and faster and their lovemaking was finally able to yell
out the words 'HAPPY NEW YEAR!', Woody, Kelly and Lilith had came and
collapsed due toexhaustion and fell asleep with their naked arms in a
Just then, on the very next day, after the effects of the booze had finally
worn off and Lilith had woken up with a pounding pain in her head, she had
looked around and shockingly discovered that she was bare-ass naked in a
bedroom and a nude Woody and Kelly were still sleeping right next to her.
That had caused a shocked Lilith to carefully get herself off the bed, cover
her nude body with a large blanket and placed herself in the living room,
where she had sat herself down on the sofa, picked up the phone, dialed a
number, took a deep breath and said, "Hello, Fraiser. It's Lilith. I'm afraid
that I may had too much to drink last night. Could you please come and get
me? I hope that I would be able to explain as soon as you get here."