Disclaimers: Lost In Space belongs to 20th Century Fox and Irwin Allen
Productions. Conan The Barbarian belongs to Robert E. Howard, Dino De
Laurentiis Productions and Universal Pictures. This story is not-for-profit,
but I own it.
Warnings: Graphic violence, voyurism, male/female sex, strong language
Feedback: Yes, I want feedback.
Summary: After they return the wayward daughter of King Osric to her home,
Conan and his friends travel to the next villiage, where they come to the
rescue of a dimensional-misplaced maiden named Penny Robinson.
Other Notes: This AU story is a birthday gift for Angela Cartwright, who was
born on the Nineth day of September, 1952 and takes place after the movie
entitled CONAN THE BARBARIAN.
Dedication: Happy 54th Birthday to Angela Cartwright! -- ATK 2006
Conan The Barbarian/Lost In Space: The Maiden With Dark Hair
by Andrew Troy Keller ([email protected])
Between the time of when the oceans had drank Atlantis and the rise of the
sons of Aryas, there was an age undreamed of... and born onto this was Conan,
a man who was destined to wear the jeweled crown of Aquilonia upon a troubled
brow. It is I -- his chronicler -- who alone can tell you of his saga. Let me
tell you of the days of high adventure!
It was after we had returned the wayward daughter of King Osric to her home
after she had fully recovered from the influence of the evil Thulsa Doom that
a fellow adventurer named Subotai and I had traveled with my lord in search
of many more battles and campaigns to fight in.
Just then, as soon as we had rode on our horses to the next villiage and
discovered that a crowd has gathered around a young maiden with hair that was
as dark as that of a raven who was screaming for help, while one of the young
male villiagers was touching and foundling her like she was a mere saucy
tavern wench, both Subotai and my lord had looked and nodded their heads at
And after they had demounted themselves from their horses and walked over
towards the unsuspecting villiagers, the poor maiden's tormentor had placed
a firm grip on her hair, turned towards his fellow villiagers and asked,
"Now, my friends! Which one of you would have the honor of placing his seed
within this little flower?"
But after one of his fellow young villiagers had spoke his answer and the
poor maiden's tormentor had shoved her towards his friend, my lord had
grabbed the dark-haired maiden by the arm and pulled her aside from the
ones who were tormenting her.
And after they had turned towards my lord and gazed upon both his face and
his sword, the first tormentor had raised his finger towards my lord and
announced, "It is Conan! He is the one who had destroyed the power of Thulsa
And while some of the villiagers had remained frozen with fear, our of the
young villiagers had unsheathed their dagers and swords and their leader had
roared, "CONAN, IT SHALL BE AN HONOR TO DO BATTLE WITH YOU!! IT IS BY MY
BLADE THAT YOU SHALL BE DESTROYED!! AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!"
But after the young villiagers had charged towards my lord with their blades
ready to the battle, my lord has drove the blade of his sword into the heart
of the leader of the attackers and slashed the head off from two of the
others just before the surviving attackers had allowed their blades to be
dropped to the ground and allow my lord to take the dark-haired maiden away
from their villiage.
And it was after we had riden our horses as far away from that villiage as
possible, placed ourselves within a cave and built a fire in order to keep us
warm for the night, my noble lord had approached the maiden with dark hair,
placed a warm blanket over her and asked her where was it that she came from.
And after she had looked at the eyes of my lord and discovered that there
truly was a noble soul within those eyes, the dark-haired maiden had let out
a sigh and answered, "Look, Conan. I know that what I'm about to tell you is
something that you would be unable to believe, but I might as well go ahead
and tell you anyway."
And then, after she had closed her eyes and lowered her head, the
raven-haired beauty had started telling my lord the tale of what had brought
her into our realm, which had began after a spaceship known as the Jupiter
Two had landed itself on an unmarked planet and a man named Professor John
Robinson had led his fellow space travelers on a mission of exploring the
She had also told my lord that as soon as they had reached one of the many
unexplored caverns and entered that such cavern to discover that there were
a trio of tunnels, the Professor had ordered a man named Major Don West and
the ship's robot to go explore one tunnel and three maidens named Maureen
Robinson, Judy Robinson and Penny Robinson and a young boy named Will
Robinson to go explore the second tunnel, while he and another man named
Doctor Zachary Smith go explore the last tunnel.
Just then, after the three maidens and the young lad had gotten themselves
halfway through the tunnel, they had stopped right where they were and gazed
their eyes upon an unusually-shaped and shiney altar, causing a curious Penny
to Maureen, "What is this place, Mom?"
"I don't know, Penny. But I do blieve that we should leave it alone until
your father gets a look at it," her mother has answered young Penny just
before the three maidens and the young boy had began to continue exploring
the tunnel, only to have an overly-curious Penny stop right where she was
and wait for her mother and two siblings to remove themselves from sight.
And after she had turned herself around and made certain that no one else was
around, a small-smiling Penny had moved herself closer to the newly-found
altar and placed her hands on the smooth surface, causing her hands to remain
frozen on that surface and some new forms of light to appear on it before her
And even though she had tried as hard as she had possibly could to scream for
help, it was too late for anyone of her fellow space travelers to arrive, for
the entire chamber had glowed a light that was so bright that it had caused
the poor maiden to close her eyes.
And as soon as she had finally opened her eyes, the eyes of the poor maiden
had grown wide at the discovery of no longer being inside the cavern and it
was that discovery that had caused her to start exploring the new realm and
looking for someone to help return her to her family.
Just then, after she had finished telling her tale to my lord and a single
tear had began to run down her cheek, the noble Conan had placed his gentle
hand under poor Penny's chin, lifted her chin up and gently used his other
hand to remove the tears from her face, which was allowing the poor maiden
to know that even though she was not with her family at that moment, she
would never be alone.
That was before they had looked at each other's eyes for a moment or two
and kissed each other ever so passionately on the lips just before they had
removed all of their clothing and laid their naked bodies down on the floor
of the cave and my lord had began to lick all over the beautiful maiden's
body--all the way down to her hot, wet pussy and carressing her firm breasts.
And after she had placed her hands on my lord's bare shoulders and said,
"Aaaahhhh, yeeeessss! That's it! Do it, Conan! Touch me! Touch me there!
Suck my wet pussy dry! Aaaahhhh!" and my lord had turned himself around
and allowed the beautiful maiden to began sucking on his stiff cock, both
Penny and my lord had suddenly realized that they were both able to
experience pure and untamed sexual pleasure with each other.
Just then, after he had placed his stone hard dick inside her asshole
and used each of his hands to carress both her tits and snatch, a
sexually-energized Penny had placed one of her hands on my lord's bare
shoulder and the other hand on his bare arm and yelled, "AAAAHHHH, YES!
THAT'S IT! DO IT, CONAN! TOUCH ME! FUCK THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME! MAKE
ME WANNA CUM! AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!"
And then, after they had started moving themselves harder and faster and
their sexual pleasure has reached its highest peak, both my lord and his
newly-discovered lover had came and collapsed due to exhaustion and fell
asleep with their naked arms in a lover's embrace.
Just then, after the sun of a new day has risen and we had began to ride
our horses away from the cave, the beautiful Penny had placed her hands on
my lord's chest and her head on his back, let out a sigh and said to him,
"Conan, I wish I could stay here with you forever. Because I really do love
And after he had heard those words and allowed a smile to appear on his lips,
my lord has placed his gentle hand on top of hers and said, "I am so pleased
to hear you say that, Penny. Because I do love you and want you to join me in
the Kingdom of Aquilonia as my queen."
And even though he still misses his first love -- a warrior maiden named
Valeria -- with all of his heart, he has finally found his queen in the form
of a otherworldly beauty named Penny Robinson, who had joined Conan and his
friends in their quest to the Kingdom of Aquilonia, where they would happily
together forever as that kingdom's king and queen... but that is another