Disclaimer: Beetle Bailey belongs to Mort Walker and the King Features
Syndicate. This story is not-for-profit, but I own it.
Warnings: Voyurism, male solo sex, female solo sex, male/female sex, strong
Feedback: Yes, I want feedback.
Other Notes: This AU story is a belated birthday gift for Michelle Pfeiffer,
who was born on April 29th, 1958.
Summary: While the other Camp Swampy soldiers are out on maneuvers, Beetle
sneaks himself away and finds himself a nice and quiet place to nap, only to
discover that someone else has discovered the exact same spot.
Dedication: Happy Belated 49th Birthday to Michelle Pfeiffer! -- ATK 2007
Beetle Bailey: A Blonde Named Debbie
by Andrew Troy Keller ([email protected])
Hi, I'm Private Beetle Bailey and ever since I had allowed myself to enlist
in the U.S. Army and get placed at this one Army base known as Camp Swampy, I
had figured that I might be able to avoid any work and get some rest without
having to get any grief from any of the base's supervising officers.
But that was before I had discovered that one of those supervising officers
was this loud fat-guy known as Sergeant First Class Orville Snorkel, who
beats me up each and every time I had given him nothing but lip and treats
his pet bulldog named Otto better than any of the guys under him.
But of course, he has some problems of his own with -- for starters -- trying
to keep this one guy whose name is Lieutenant Sonny Fuzz away from any of the
other Camp Swampy officers... including the base's own commander, Brigadier
General Amos T. Halftrack, who also has problems of his own in the form of
his domineering wife named Martha.
Anyway, I was thankful enough to get the chance to go catch myself some
serious zees on the Third day of the month of May, which was when the General
has ordered all of us out of Camp Swampy and into the nearby woods for some
mock battle maneuvers and we all were able to set-up our own tents and other
stuff like that.
Anyway, as soon as the other guys were huddling around the Sarge to recieve
their work assignments, I had carefully moved myself past Corporal Yo while
his back was turned towards me and made a quick dash into a spot of the woods
about a few meters from the encampment, where I had looked around to make
sure that I was actually alone and let out a sigh of relief.
But that was before I had heard someone swimming around in a nearby pool of
water, causing me to walk myself over to that pool and discover that this one
blonde babe was swimming bare-ass naked in the water and she has the body
that could possibly cause one of my fellow Camp Swampy tenants named Private
'Killer' Diller to go flat-out crazy.
And then, after she had climbed herself out of the pool and started walking
towards her own clothes, the one blonde babe who was bearing the remarkable
resemblance to this hot Hollywood star named Michelle Pfeiffer has turned her
head towards my direction, looked at me with shock in her eyes, placed her
hands on her exposed tits and said, "I really am sorry!I didn't know that you
were standing there! I'll just put on my clothes and be on my way!"
But then, just as she was about to do exactly that, something about the image
that I had just seen has caused me to move myself closer to Debbie -- that's
her name -- and place my gentle hands on her bare shoulders in order to move
her away from her clothes.
And after I had done that, I had taken my cap off and allowed her to have
a good look at my eyes just before we had given each other a deep and
passionate kiss on the lips and I had stripped off the rest of my uniform
in order to let her see what a great-looking body I happen to have on me in
spite of the occassionalt beating that Sarge keeps on giving me.
And then, after she had started pumping two of her fingers in and out of her
hot, wet pussy and carressing her own tits with the other hand, I had started
stroking my stiff cock right in front of her just before I had moved myself
closer to Debbie and started licking all over her nude body -- all the way
down to her hot, moist snatch and carressing her firm breasts.
And after she had placed her hands on my bare shoulders and said, "Aaaahhhh,
yeeeessss! That's it! Do it, Beetle! Touch me! Touch me there! Suck my wet
pussy dry! Aaaahhhh!" the both of us had laid our nude bodies down on the
soft ground and I had turned myself around and allowed Debbie to start
sucking on my stone hard dick, causing me to realize that I was still able
to experience the one thing that I had never experienced in quite a while,
for I was experiencing pure and untamed erotica... and enjoying every minute
Just then, after I had placed my stiff cock inside her asshole and used
each of my hands to carress both her stiff mounds and hot and steamy cunt,
a sexually-energized Debbie has placed one of her hands on my bare shoulder
and the other hand on my bare arm and yelled at the top of her lungs,
"AAAAHHHH, YES! THAT'S IT! DO IT, BEETLE! TOUCH ME! FUCK THE LIVING SHIT OUT
OF ME! MAKE ME WANNA CUM! AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!"
And then, after the both of us had started moving ourselves harder and faster
and our lovemaking has finally made its way back to Camp Swampy, both Debbie
and I had came and collapsed due to exhaustion and fell asleep with our naked
arms in a lover's embrace.
But then, after I had opened my eyes and noticed that all of my Camp Swampy
buddies were looking at me laying bare-ass naked on the ground and like they
were about to ask me what the fucking hell was I doing around here, I had
suddenly realized that even the General's civilian secretary whose name is
Miss Buxley would never be able to believe that I was having hot and steamy
sex with a blonde named Debbie.