Disclaimer: Batman Returns belongs to DC Comics, PolyGram Pictures and Warner
Brothers Pictures. This story is not-for-profit, but I own it.
Warnings: Graphic violence, strong language, voyurism, female solo sex, male
solo sex, male/female sex
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Other Notes: This story takes place some time after the movie entitled BATMAN
Summary: After Commissioner Gordon tells the Batman that a jade cat-shaped
statue has been stolen, he goes in search of the one who had stolen it, the
Feline Felon known as the Catwoman.
Dedications: None so far.
Batman Returns: Two Cats Are Better Than One
by Andrew Troy Keller ([email protected])
It has been a long time since a billionaire socialite named Bruce Wayne had
donned the costume of a certain Darknight Detective known as the Batman in
order to do battle against two of Gotham City's newest costumed criminals
who were known the Penguin (aka Oswald Cobblepot) and the Catwoman (aka
You see, it was the Penguin who had allowed a shady department-store head
named Max Shreck to be abducted by his circus-themed gang of crooks in order
to blackmail Shreck into helping him get his hands on the birth records of
all of Gotham's youngest citizens and have his circus gang abduct those
little kids in order to throw them into a pool inside the penguin cave of
the old Gotham City Zoo and force them to drown to a cold watery death.
But that plan has been stopped dead in its tracks by the heroic Batman, who
had used his crime-fighting prowess to do short-work of the Penguin's circus
gang members and rescued the children from a wet and cold untimely demise,
which had gotten the gang's leader so pissed as hell that he had stormed
himself into another room and left Shreck -- who had allowed the Penguin to
take him as a prisoner in order to save the life of his son, Chip -- alone
to use one of the circus gang's pet monkeys to get himself out of the cage
and attempt to make a run of it.
But just as he was about to reach for the door, Shreck has been snagged by
the cat-of-nine-tails bullwhip of the Catwoman, who had told him that she
had wanted his blood just before the heroic Caped Crusader had finally
defeated the Penguin, swung himself into the crime-boss' frozen lair and
stopped the Feline Felon from murdering the one man who had deserved to die.
And that was for good reason, because after the two costumed individuals had
removed their masks in front of each other and Shreck had discovered that the
Catwoman was actually the one woman who had once been his secretary before
she had done something to cause him to shove her out of his high-rise office
window and to her suppossed death, he had pulled a gun out of his coat pocket
and shot at the exposed Batman before he had started shooting four bullets at
a still-enraged Selina.
But after he had made the shocking discovery that she was still alive and he
had ran out of bullets, Selina had looked at a helpless Shreck, allowed a
sinister-smile to appear on her lips and said, "Only two left. I think I'll
save one for next Christmas. But until then, how about a kiss, 'Santy
And after she had pulled out a stun-gun and placed both it and a live coil of
electrical wiring in-between her lips and those of her former employer, the
surge of electrical energy had caused that section of the room to light-up
and made it look like the Catwoman was killing herself and Shreck.
But after the electrical sparks had finally stopped flying, the concerned
Batman had rushed himself over to that very spot and lifted a piece of the
fallen structure out of the way, only to have him discover that he was only
able to find the singed remains of one Max Shreck and the remains of Shreck's
former secretary, Selina Kyle were nowhere to be found.
Like I had said, it has been a long time since that very incident and the
Darknight Detective's good friend within the Gotham City Police Force known
as Commissioner Gordon has just informed the Batman that someone had somehow
broke into the city's very own museum and stolen a priceless jade cat-shaped
statue out of its case.
That had caused the Caped Crusader to suddenly realize that the Catwoman was
still alive and back to her old tricks before he had left Gordon to go find
both Selina and the statue that she had stolen.
Just then, after he had perched himself on the roof of one of the city's many
tall buildings and started looking around the entire skyline for the Feline
Felon, the Darknight Detective had suddenly heard the sounds of someone
softly walking towards him from behind.
And after he had quickly turned himself and noticed that it was the Catwoman
with a smile on her lips and a jade cat-shaped statue in her hands, the
Guardian of Gotham City had given the Feline Felon a hard stare and said,
"Hello, Selina! I was wondering when you were about to show yourself in
"Oooohhhh, come on now, Bruce!What's wrong?Haven't you heard that two cats
are better than one?", the Catwoman has asked the Darknight Detective just
before she had carefully placed the jade statue on one section of the roof
and gave the Batman a hard and swift kick to the face with one of her boots.
"So, Bruce? Who's your daddy now, you pointy-eared son-of-a-bitch?" a
devilishly-gleeful Selina had asked the Batman just before he had gotten
himself back up to his feet, shoved the Feline Felon down on the roof,
placed himself on top of her and asked, "Who's 'your' daddy now, you
But then suddenly, both the Batman and the Catwoman had stared at each
other's eyes for about a minute or two and kissed each other ever so
passionately on the lips just before the handsome Darknight Detective had
looked at the beautiful Feline Felon, took a deep breath and asked, "Well,
Selina? What do you think we should do now?"
That had caused the Catwoman to let out a small smile and answer, "That's
simple, Bruce. We go inside my place through the skylight. And the answer
is yes. I really do live in this building. "
And then, after they had entered the Catwoman's apartment through the
skylight and she had carefully placed the jade cat statue on the
coffee-table, the woman whose real name is Selina Kyle had stripped off
her entire Catwoman costume, placed her bare-ass naked body on the
living-room sofa and started pumping two of her fingers in and out of
her hot, wet pussy and carressing her own tits with the other hand.
"Well, Batman? What are you waiting for? Don't you like what you see? Don't
you want to touch?" that was what a small-smiling Selina had asked the Batman
just before he had allowed a small smile to appear on his own lips, removed
his entire uniform and started stroking his stiff cock in front of her.
And then, after he had placed himself on the very same sofa and started
licking all over the Feline Felon's nude body -- all the way down to her hot,
moist snatch and carressing her firm breasts, Selina had placed her hands on
Bruce's bare shoulders and said, "Aaaahhhh, yeeeessss! That's it! Do it,
Bruce! Touch me! Touch me there! Suck my wet pussy dry! Aaaahhhh!"
Then, after he had turned himself around and allowed the woman known as the
Catwoman to start sucking on his stone hard dick, both Bruce and Selina had
suddenly realized that they were able to experience the one thing that they
had never experienced with each other before, for they were experiencing pure
and untamed erotica... and enjoying every minute of it.
Just then, after he had placed his stiff cock inside her asshole and used
each of his hands to carress both her tits and snatch, a sexually-energized
Selina has placed one of her hands on Bruce's bare shoulder and the other
hand on his bare arm and yelled at the top of her lungs, "AAAAHHHH, YES!
THAT'S IT! DO IT, BRUCE! TOUCH ME! FUCK THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME! MAKE ME
WANNA CUM! AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!"
And then, after the two newly-reunited lovers had started moving themselves
harder and faster and their lovemaking has made its final trek towards Gotham
City, both Bruce and Selina had came and collapsed due to exhaustion and fell
asleep with their naked arms in a lover's embrace.
Just then, on the very morning, Bruce had woken himself up from his little
nap to a beeping sound in his ulitity-belt, he had rubbed his eyes and looked
around the apartment to discover that Selina had once again disappeared just
before he had taken his bat-comm out of the belt, pressed a button and
allowed a picture of his faithful butler named Alfred to appear on the
"Good morning, Master Bruce. I see that you had rested well. The computer has
just recieved a text-message from Commissioner Gordon. He wants to know have
you recovered the stolen jade cat statue," the faithful manservant had said
to Bruce, who had looked over at the coffee-table and noticed that the jade
statue was still there with a bow around it and a note attached to that bow.
And after he had looked at the note that had said, "My darling Bruce -- I
have to get myself out of Gotham City in order to turn myself into a better
person and I'm leaving the jade cat statue with you to return to the museum
if you want. And with luck, I would allow myself to return to you under more
friendlier circumstances. Until then, please do have a good life. -- Selina,"
the one man whose alter ego is known as the Batman had allowed a small-smile
to appear on his lips and said, "I had done so, Alfred. I had done so