Disclaimers: Friends belongs to Warner Brothers Television and
Bright/Kauffman/Crane Productions. Behind The Music belongs to Gay Rosenthal
Productions and VH-1 Television. This story is not-for-profit, but I own it.
Warnings: Voyurism, male/female sex, female solo sex, female/female sex,
Categories: Het, slash, bi
Pairing: Rachel Green/Rikki Rockett/f
Feedback: Yes, I want feedback.
Summary: After she realizes that she no longer has a life living with Monica
in New York, Rachel moves herself to Los Angeles, where she becomes the
newest member of the heavy-metal band known as POISON.
Other Notes: The idea for this AU story is just something that had just
popped into my head.
Dedications: None so far.
Behind The Music/Friends: Rachel's Big Change
by Andrew Troy Keller ([email protected])
It was on the 15th day of the month of May that a beautiful lonely maiden
named Rachel Green had sat in the New York City apartment that she had shared
with her roommate, Monica Geller all alone and watched a show on a Cable-TV
network known as VH-1 entitled BEHIND THE MUSIC, which happens to be the show
that features the untold stories of all of the hottest names in music.
Anyway, after she had sat on the living room sofa and listened to the show's
narrator, Jim Forbes talk about the rock-music artists that were being
featured on that day's episode, Rachel had looked around her apartment and
thought to herself, *What am I doing here?I mean, I'm glad to had gotten
myself out of marrying Barry. But now, what else should I do?Well, one thing
is for sure. Whatever it is that I'm suppossed to be doing next, there's no
way that I'll be able to do it here.*
And so, after she had packed up her personal stuff, wrote a note to Monica
and placed it on the fridge in the kitchen, the suddenly-adventurous Rachel
had walked towards the door, turned to take one last look at the place that
she had once called home and took a deep breath before opening the door and
stepping out of the apartment.
And after she had walked herself over to the Central Perk coffee-house and
noticed that three of her good friends -- Phoebe Buffay, Joey Tribbiani and
Chandler Bing -- were sitting with Monica's brother, Ross and sipping some
coffee with him, poor Rachel had placed her gentle hand on the window,
allowed a single tear to run down her cheek and whispered the word 'goodbye'
just before she had hailed a taxi-cab and told the driver to drive her to
And then, as soon as she had arrived at the airport and bought herself a
one-way ticket to the city of Los Angeles, California, Rachel had gotten
herself aboard that very flight, sat herself down in her assigned seat and
looked at the view of the airport from the window, causing her to let out
a sigh and think to herself, *I'm so very sorry to be doing this to you
guys. But I'm making a really big change in my life and I really do want
to make it alone. Please try to understand.*
Just then, after the jet airliner that she was on had taken-off from the
airport in New York, fell all the way to the state of California and landed
itself on a runway at LA-X, Rachel had gotten herself off the plane,
reclaimed her bags and left the airport in search for some adventure of her
But then suddenly, just as she was about to try to catch one of the local
public-buses, the wide-eyed girl from the City of New York had accidentally
bumped into a female stranger and caused the both of them to drop down to
the sidewalk just before she had gotten herself back up to her own two feet,
helped the other female up and said, "I'm so very sorry about that. I really
did see where I was going. You see, I had came from New York in search of
something better in my life and I was running towards the bus, only to...!"
But just as she was about to say another word, the beautiful red-haired
stranger had placed her gentle hand on Rachel's shoulder and said, "Whoa!
Take it easy. Trust me, there's no need for you explain yourself any further.
I had also came here to find something else to do with my life and I was
thankful to had found it. By the way, my name is Chole Hoffman. What's your
And after she had realized that Chole was indeed the first friendly person
that she had ever seen in any other city besides New York, a smiling Rachel
had taken a deep breath and answered, "My name is Rachel Green and so glad
that I was able to meet someone as nice as you, Chole. Would you like to
hear me sing?"
And after she had given that question some thought and realized that it was
not a good time for her to break-up a newfound friendship, a reluctant Chole
had taken a deep breath and answered, "Okay, Rachel. Go ahead. But I really
do need to warn you that I'm not one of the judges of AMERICAN IDOL."
But then, after Rachel had taken a deep breath and began to sing one of her
favorite tunes, Chole's eyes had grown with a sense of awe and wonder, for
she had suddenly noticed that the voice of her newfound friend was truly like
that of Kelly Clarkson herself.
And after she had finished singing the whole song, a curious Rachel had let
out a sigh, turned her head towards her newfound friend and asked, "Well,
Chole? What do you think? Do you think I have talent or what?"
That was before a totally-amazed Chole had placed her gentle hands on
Rachel's arm and answered, "Oooohhhh, believe me, Rachel. You really do have
the talent. As a matter of fact, I'm on my way to meet some friends who have
just as much talent as you do. Come on. Let me take you to them."
And with that, both Chole and Rachel had walked all the way to a recording
studio, where the eyes of the girl from New York had grown as wide as
saucers at the sight of the three members of the hit heavy-metal band known
as POISON -- Bobby Dall, Bret Michaels and Rikki Rocket -- standing around
and waiting for the next Poison band member to walk through the door.
That was before a smiling Chole had let out a whistle and said, "Hey, Guys!
I know that you were having some problems with dealing with both C.C. and
Riki, but if you would allow this sweet-sounding angle to sing for you for
a little bit, you'll begin to see that I had found the answer to your current
problem. So, what do you say?"
And then, after they had enough trouble with dealing with both C.C. Deville
and Riki Valentine and they don't want to give one of their good friends a
bad time about it, the three POISON bandmates had agreed to let Rachel sing
her song to them.
And so, after she had realized that it was going to be her big chance to
prove herself in front of the greatest rock-bands in music history and gotten
herself together, Rachel had taken a deep breath and began to sing the same
song that she had already sang to Chole, who had looked at the faces of the
three band members and discovered that they were in full-agreement with
her... that her newfound friend has gotten the right voice to be the newest
member of their band.
Just then, after the three band members had welcomed their newest bandmate
with open arms and allowed her to sign a contract with their record label,
Rachel had joined her new bandmates in performing her first big gig at the
local concert hall and was so fantastic that all of the women -- some of
them being straight -- just want to race up to the stage and fuck her right
there and then.
But of course, that type of excitement was being saved for after the concert,
which was when the guys in the band had allowed the girls that they had
selected to come backstage and partake in a pure-heavy-metal-style orgy.
And normally, after she had looked at her new bandmates touching and fucking
their bare-ass naked sex-partners, the first thought that would had came to
her mind would had been to get her own ass out of there before things had
gone from bad to flat-out worse.
But instead, the one thought that had came to the mind of a smiling Rachel
was the wanton need and desire to join in and enjoy the sexual pleasures of
the flesh just before she had heard the sounds of a woman enjoying such
pleasures coming from inside Rikki Rockett's dressing room.
And after she had taken a peek inside the room and discovered that Rikki was
pumping his stiff cock in and out of a beautiful strawberry-blonde babe's
hot, wet pussy, Rachel had stepped into the room, stripped off all of her
clothes and started pumping two of her fingers in and out of her hot, moist
snatch and carressing her own tits with the other hand.
That was before Rikki and his sex-partner -- a wonderfully-built babe named
Jessica Anderson -- had looked at Rachel with a smile on each of their faces
and moved themselves closer to her just in time for Rikki to place his stone
hard dick inside Rachel's asshole and Jessica to start licking all over
Rachel's nude body -- all the way down to her pussy and carressing her firm
That had caused Rachel to slowly lick her lips, place one of her hands on the
back of Rikki's head and the other hand on Jessica's bare shoulder and say,
"Aaaahhhh, yeeeessss! That's it! Do it, Rikki! Do it, Jessica! Touch me! Fuck
me in the ass! Suck my wet pussy dry! Aaaahhhh!"
And then, after they had placed themselves on the floor, Rikki had taken his
stiff cock out of Rachel's backdoor and allowed her to start sucking on it
and Jessica had started pumping two of her fingers in and out of Rachel's
cunt and sucking on her stiff mounds, the girl from the City of New York had
suddenly realized that she was experiencing something that she had never
experienced with anyone other than Ross before, for she was experiencing pure
and untamed erotica... and enjoying every minute of it.
Just then, after Rikki had placed his stone hard dick inside Jessica's
pussy and started licking on Rachel's snatch, Rachel had started sucking on
Jessica's tits, causing the sexually-energized POISON groupie to place her
hands on the new band member's bare back and yell at the top of her lungs,
"AAAAHHHH, YES! THAT'S IT! DO IT, RIKKI! DO IT, RACHEL! TOUCH ME! SUCK MY
TITS! FUCK THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME! MAKE ME WANNA CUM! AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!"
And then, after they had started moving themselves harder and faster and
their lovemaking has made its final appearence on the band's latest concert
tour, the three newfound bi-sexual lovers had came and collapsed due to
exhaustion and fell asleep with their naked arms in a lover's embrace.
Just then, about a whole month later, a shocked Ross had ran into the Central
Perk coffee-house with a plain-brown package in his hands, plopped himself
down in-between a confused Chandler and Monica, handed the package to his
sister and urged her to open it.
And after she had done so, Monica, Ross and their three friends were all
shocked to discover that there was a new POISON album with a bare-ass naked
Rachel on the cover and a note that had said, "To my best friends back in
New York -- Say 'hello' to the newest member of the heavy-metal band known
as POISON. -- Rachel"