Disclaimers: The Justice League of America belongs to DC Comics. Birds Of
Prey belongs to Warner Brothers Television and Tollin/Robbins Productions.
This story is not-for-profit, but I own it.
Warnings: Strong language, male/female/female sex
Other Notes: This AU story takes place during the filming of the BIRDS OF
PREY episode entitled SINS OF THE MOTHER.
Pairing: Green Arrow/Black Canary/Lori Loughlin
Feedback: Yes, I want feedback.
Dedications: None so far.
Birds Of Prey: All My Love To Dinah And Ollie. -Lori
by Andrew Troy Keller ([email protected])
If I'm not mistaken, there are certain types of universes with the exact same
Earth known as alternate universes and one of those alternate universes has
gotten some TV shows about fictional superheroes, for example, one of those
shows just happens to be entitled BIRDS OF PREY, which is about three female
crimefighters -- one of them being the Batman's daughter -- fighting crime
in the City of New Gotham after the sudden disappearence of the Dark Knight
As a matter-of-fact, a certain TV show actress named Lori Loughlin has
guest-starred on an episode as the mother of one of the show's heroines and
even though it had appeared like the whole thing had gone off without a
hitch, no one else was able to find out what really happened to her behind
But that was until I've met a reliable source who has just told me what had
exactly happened during the filming of that one episode, which was suppossed
to have Lori in a fight scene with some guys.
The only problem with that idea was that while the crew was getting
everything ready for the fight scene, Lori had suddenly heard something that
had sounded like someone talking behind some storage boxes.
And then, after she had walked over to the boxes and looked behind them,
Lori's eyes had grown as wide as saucers at the sight of a six-inch humanoid
male in a superhero costume talking on a small communications device.
Then suddenly, after he had gotten a feeling that he was being watched, the
small humanoid had looked up at Lori and said, "Ah, fucking shit!", causing
him to start running towards a strange-looking booth.
"J'onn, emergency return plan Delta! Get my ass out of here!" said the tiny
humanoid, after he had ran into the booth, followed by Lori, who said, "Wait!
You don't understand! I don't want to harm you!"
But then, after she had stepped into the booth, the door had closed behind
her and the booth has disappeared from the real world and reappeared in a
place known as the satellite headquarters of The World's Greatest
Superhoeres, the Justice League of America.
And after the door had opened and the small humanoid known as the Atom had
zipped his way over to his fellow Justice Leaguers, a confused Lori had
slowly stepped out of the booth, looked at all of the JLA members and said,
"Holy shit! Where the fucking Hell is this place?"
But then, before the entire team was about to respond to her question, Lori's
head had started to spin and caused her to drop down to the floor and become
Just then, after she had finally opened her eyes and noticed that someone who
looks like her was checking her pulse, a puzzeled Lori asked, "Who are you?
What is this place?"
"Well, I see that someone has finally returned to the realm of the living,"
said Lori's clone, after she had sat down next to Lori and let out a smile.
"As for your questions, I'm Dinah Laurel Lance, the one member of the JLA
who is also known as the Black Canary. As for where you are, you're in the
sick bay on C Deck of the team's satellite headquarters."
"But that's impossible, because the JLA only exsists in comic-books," said
Lori, after she had sat up in her bed. "How did I possibly get here?"
"That was a mistake on our part, Lori." answered Dinah, after she had placed
her gentle hand on top of Lori's. "You see, one of our members, the Martian
Manhunter has constructed a new type of teleportation tube that could take
us to worlds outside the known multiverse and the Atom was the one Justice
Leaguer who had volunteered to take the first trip."
"So, he was the small humanoid that I've spotted behind the storage boxes on
the set," said Lori, after she had placed her hand on her forehead. "How's he
"Oooohhhh, he's doing okay. He just paniced after you've discovered him."
answered Dinah, after she had helped Lori get out of bed and back on her
feet. "Now that you're up and around again, why don't I give you the grand
And after she had agreed with Dinah's suggestion, Lori had allowed her to
show her each and every room of the entire satellite, including the rec room
on D Deck, where they've suddenly bumped into two of Dinah's fellow Justice
Leaguers, the Green Arrow and the one known as the Flash, who were playing a
quick game of fooze ball.
"Hey, guys. I hope you don't mind if I give our guest a tour of the
satellite," said a smiling Dinah. "By the way, who's about to win this game?"
"Funny you should ask, Ladybird," answered the Green Arrow, after he had let
out a smile of his own. "I've really got this game's number, Barry."
"Are you sure, Ollie? Because I really don't think so," said Barry Allen (aka
the Flash), just before he had used his speed powers to force the ball into
"GODDAMN FUCKIN SON-OF-A-BITCH!" yelled an upset Oliver Queen (aka the
Green Arrow). "IF YOU WEREN'T THE FASTEST MAN ALIVE, I WOULD BE KICKING YOUR
FREAKING ASS RIGHT NOW!"
"Well, Ollie. What else could I say -- except better luck next time," said
Barry, while he was walking towards the elevator shaft. "I'm on my way back
to Earth and my beloved wife, Iris. It's nice meeting you, Lori. I'll see
you and Ollie on the next meeting, Dinah."
And then, after the Flash has left the deck, the Emerald Archer had placed
his hand over his eyes and said, "I just can't believe that I'm still unable
to beat that asshole."
"Well, Ollie. Look at it this way," said Dinah, after she had placed her hand
on Ollie's shoulder. "At least, you've got me."
And then, after the crimefighting duo had shared a small chuckle between
them, Lori had taken a deep breath and said, "Well, I don't know about you
guys, but I could use a shower."
Then, after they've let Lori know that they've agreed with her suggestion,
the three newfound friends had gone down to E Deck and into the sanitary
facilities section, where they've removed all of their clothes, stepped
into the shower and turned on that water.
Then suddenly, while the water was casscading all over their nude bodies,
both Lori and Dinah had looked at each other's eyes for a minute or two,
slowly moved themselves towards each other and started kissing and
carressing each other's nude forms, while Ollie was stroking his stiff
"Aaaahhhh, yes! That's it! Do it, Lori!" said Dinah, after Lori had started
licking all over her body -- all the way down to her hot, wet pussy and
carressing her firm breasts. "Touch me! Touch me there! Suck my wet pussy
And then, after Ollie had placed his stone hard cock inside Dinah's asshole
and she had placed her gentle hands on Lori's bare shoulders, Lori had
suddenly realized that she was experiencing something that she hasn't
experienced with someone on another planet before, for she was experiencing
pure, untamed erotica -- and enjoying every minute of it.
A few minutes later, after Ollie has placed his stiff cock inside Dinah's
pussy and started licking on Lori's snatch and Dinah had started sucking on
the tips of Lori's breasts, Lori had placed one of her hands on Ollie's bare
arm, her other hand on Dinah's bare back and yelled, "AAAAHHHH, YES! THAT'S
IT! DO IT, SHIT-HEAD! FUCK HER! RAM IT ALL INTO HER! MAKE US WANNA CUM!
And then, after they've started moving harder and faster and their lovemaking
has reached its final path to the City of Metropolis, the three newfound
bi-sexual lovers had cum and collapsed due to exhaustion.
After they were all finally able to catch their breath and the two girls
had placed their heads on Ollie's chest, Dinah had placed her gentle hand
on Lori's cheek and asked, "How are you now, Lori? Feeling better?"
"Well, I'm feeling a little bit better," answered Lori, after she had placed
her gentle hand on Dinah's shoulder. "Of course, the only problem now is how
am I going to get back home?"
"Say, kids. Why don't we worry about that right now, okay?" said Ollie
after he had looked at both Lori and Dinah and let out a smile of his own.
"Besides, I do believe that we could use some rest right about now. "
And then, after the two girls had agreed with Ollie's suggestion and they've
snuggled up to each other, Ollie, Dinah and Lori had fallen asleep within
their naked arms, while the JLA Satellite had kept on orbiting the Earth.
Just then, after J'onn J'onzz (aka the Martian Manhunter) had called Lori
and all of his fellow Justice Leaguers to the A Deck, he had let out a smile
and said, "My friends, I've finally done it. I was able to recalculate the
sequence in order to return Lori to her universe. Ready to go, Lori?"
But then, after she had looked at Ollie and Dinah for a minute or two, Lori
had turned towards J'onn and asked, "Before we go ahead with it, could I have
a moment alone first?"
And after J'onn had answered 'Yes' to her request, Lori had taken a pen and
pad of paper, gone to the meeting room on B Deck and started writting on the
pad of paper, while making sure that the tears that were running down her
cheeks never get the paper wet.
Just then, after she had finally finished writting the note and folded it up,
Lori had returned to the A Deck, handed the note to Dinah and Ollie and said,
"Please do me a favor. Open it after I'm out of here. "
And after that was said, Lori had stepped inside the newly-reprogrammed
teleportation booth, turned towards all of the JLA members, took a deep
breath and said, "Okay, J'onn. I'm ready. Zap me home."
And then, after the doors had closed in front of her, J'onn had pressed the
button that had caused the booth to disappear from the world known to all of
the DC Comics superheroes as Earth-1 and reappear back on the set of the
BIRDS OF PREY TV series.
And after the doors had opened and Lori had slowly stepped out of the booth,
she was so relieved to see the three stars of the series, Ashley Scott,
Dina Meyer and Rachel Skarsten standing in front of the booth after it had
reappeared and asking her where had she been all-of-a-sudden.
And then, after she had given what she had gone through a great deal of
thought, the only words that had came out of Lori's mouth were, "Well, girls.
All I could say is that if I were to tell you, you'll never believe me. "
Meanwhile, back inside the satellite headquarters of the Justice League of
America within the universe of Earth-1, Ollie and Dinah had unfolded the note
that Lori had given them, looked at it and allowed both a small smile and a
sinlge tear to appear on each of their faces, for on the note wer only these
words, 'All my love to Dinah and Ollie. -Lori. '