Disclaimer: Amazing Stories belongs to Mister Steven Spielberg, Amblin
Entertainment and Universal TV. This story is not-for-profit, but I own it.
Warnings: Drug use, strong language, male/female sex
Feedback: Yes, I want feedback.
Other Notes: This story is a would've-been anniversary gift for John Stamos
and Rebecca Romijn-Stamos, who had been married for six years and two months
before their divorce.
John Stamos -- Jack Rhoades
Rebecca Romijn-Stamos -- Courteney Princeton/Princess Courenna Of Dunoth
Hugh Jackman -- John Shepard
James Brolin -- King Skerlea
Barbra Streisand -- Queen Saldie
Summary: After a drunk and his friend got kicked out of a strip joint, he
wanders away falls asleep inside an extraterestrial spacecraft.
Dedication: Happy Anniversary anyway, John and Rebecca!--ATK 2005
Amazing Stories: The Day After
by Andrew Troy Keller ([email protected] com)
Just before I allow myself to tell you my weird little story, I might as well
let you know that my name is Jack Rhoades and it had all began on September
19th at a local strip joint somewhere within the City of Cleveland, Ohio.
You see, I had allowed myself to go to that strip joint at the request of my
best friend and co-worker, John Shepard in order to help me get over the
stress of my job and my problem with getting a date with a woman.
But then, after I had guzzeled down a few beers and three martini chasers,
I had became so drunk that I had placed one of my hands on the tits and the
other hand in-between the legs on one of the exotic dancers named Courteney
Princeton while she was a lap-dance for me.
And even though she had never screamed her lungs out and tried to scratch out
my eyes, both John and the strip joint's manager had walked into the room and
discovered what I was doing, causing that over-heated son-of-a-bitch to kick
me and John out of the place... and I don't blame him.
That was before he had propped me against the outside wall of the strip
joint, placed both of his hands on his head and yelled, "YOU STUPID
PIECE-OF-SHIT!HAVE YOU GONE NUTS?!I MEAN, I HAD BROUGHT YOU HERE IN ORDER
FOR YOU TO HAVE A GOOD TIME AND YOU PULL THIS SHIT!"
"I'm sorry, John!I guess that I was havin' way too much of a good time!" I
had said to John, after I had leaned my still-intoxicated body towards him
and started laughing my head off.
"Okay, Jack. Okay. I guess that I might as well take you home and let you
detoxify," John had said to me, after he had propped me back against the wall
and taken a deep breath. "Just do me a favor and stay right here, while I go
get the car. Okay?"
And after I had sluggishly nodded my head in response to that question, John
had walked away from me with a look on his face like he was about to ask
himself, "What did I ever do to recieve this type of punishment?"
But as soon as he was finally out of sight, I had started walking away from
the spot where John had asked me to wait for him and kept on walking until I
had spotted something that -- in a blurry haze -- had looked like an RV.
And then, after I had stepped inside the thing and started looking for the
bathroom, I had yelled, "HELLO! ANYBODY HOME?! DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME! I'M JUST
HERE TA TAKE A CRAP! IS THAT OKAY?!"
But just as I was about to get one single hint of a response from my
question, all the booze has finally caused me to have no other choice, but
to drop down to the floor of the thing and become unconscious.
Just then, I had finally woken up on the day after with one hell of a
hangover, only to have myself make a confusing discovery that I was inside
a bedroom that had looked more like it should be inside a movie star's
But as soon as I had finally gotten myself out of the bed and walked over
to a window to see where I was, the look on my face has changed from utter
confusion to pure shock, for I had discovered that I was on a planet where
every building had looked like it had escaped from a STAR WARS movie and
there were real hovercars zooming all over the place.
And if that wasn't strange enough, after a large door has opened, a
great-looking babe wearing a very-unusual gown has stepped into the room,
walked towards me and said, "I hereby welcome you to the planet Dunoth,
Jack Rhoades. My name is Princess Courenna."
But then, after I had rubbed my eyes and took a closer look at the beautiful
princess, my eyes had grown wide and my entire bottom jaw has suddenly
dropped itself down into the tenth level of hell, just before I had said,
"Wholly shit! You're Courteney Princeton, the bitch who had gotten me into
trouble back at that strip joint!"
"Yes. I was also the one named Courteney Princeton... and I really do wish to
apologize for getting you and your friend kicked out of the establishment,"
the saddened princess had said to me, after she had closed her eyes and
lowered her head in shame. "You see, I had arrived on Earth and took that
name and the job at that establishment in order to perform one simple task...
to locate a suitable mate. I really am so sorry. If you still wish to return
to Earth, I shall... personally see that... your request... is granted...
But then, after I had spotted a single tear running down her cheek and began
to understand her problems, I had raised up her head, gazed upon her misty
eyes and said, "You know, I really wanted to go back to Earth... at first.
But after what I had seen and heard, I no longer feel like going back home,
because that would mean leaving the most beautiful woman in the entire
universe with a broken heart."
And then, after she had allowed a smile to appear on her lips, both Courteney
and I had kissed each other ever so passionately on the lips, just before we
had taken all of our clothes off and placed our nude bodies on the bed and I
had started licking all over her body -- all the way down to her hot, wet
pussy and carressing her firm breasts.
"Aaaahhhh, yeeeessss! That's it! Do it, Jack!" Courteney has said to me,
after she has placed her hands on my bare shoulders. "Touch me! Touch me
there! Suck my wet pussy dry!"
Then, at that exact moment, I had suddenly realized that I was experiencing
something that I had never experienced with a hot babe on another planet
before, for I was experiencing pure and untamed erotica... and enjoying every
minute of it.
Just then, after I had placed my stiff cock inside her asshole and used
each of my hands to carress both her tits and snatch, a sexually-energized
Courteney has placed her hands on my bare arms and yelled at the top of her
lungs, "AAAAHHHH, YES! THAT'S IT! DO IT, JACK! TOUCH ME! FUCK THE LIVING
SHIT OUT OF ME! MAKE ME WANNA CUM! AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!"
And then, after we had started moving harder and faster and our lovemaking
has made its final trek into the next solar system, the both of us had came
and collapsed due to exhaustion.
Then, after we were both finally able to catch our breath, Courteney has
placed her head on my chest, let out a sigh and said, "It's true, Jack. I
had indeed made the right choice. The only question is would you stay with
And after I had placed my gentle hand on her head and gave that question some
thought, I had looked at Courteney with a smile on my face and answered, "You
bet I would, if your parents would let me."
And so, after we had gotten ourselves dressed, the both of us had walked into
the throne of Corteney's parents, King Skerlea and Queen Saldie, where I had
cleared my throat and asked them for their daughter's hand in marriage.
"Really. Are you certain that he's the one you had chosen, my daughter?"
asked a concerned King Skerlea, just before Courteney had taken a deep breath
and answered, "Yes, Father. He is indeed the one I had chosen."
And after she had gotten off her throne and walked her way towards us, a
curious Queen Saldie has placed her gentle hands on her daughter's shoulders
and asked, "You really do love him, my child?"
"Yes, Mother. We really do love each other," Courteney has answered her
mother, after she and I had taken hold of each other by the hand. "We really
do love each other indeed."
And then, after Queen Saldie and her beloved husband had looked at each
other, King Skerlea has taken a deep breath and said, "Well, if the queen and
princess are willing to allow you to stay on our own planet, then so do I."
And that was how I had became the newest member of the Dunoth royal family
and able to stay on the exact same planet with my truly beautiful bride...
and even though I would miss my old home back on Earth, I wouldn't have it
any other way.