Disclaimer: According To Jim belongs to Brad Grey Television, Touchstone
Television, Newman/Stark and Suzanne Bukinik Entertainment. This story is
not-for-profit, but I own it.
Warnings: Voyurism, strong language, female solo sex, male solo sex,
male/female sex, female/female sex
Categories: Het, slash, bi
Feedback: Yes, I want feedback.
Other Notes: This AU story is based on the Playmate of the Month pictorial
in the September 2003 issue of Playboy Magazine.
Summary: As soon as Cheryl goes over to the new neighbor's house to check
them over, she suddenly gets the urge to go skinny-dipping in their new
Dedications: None so far.
According To Jim: The House Next Door
by Andrew Troy Keller ([email protected])
It had began on the Second day of the month of July, which was exactly when
a new couple has moved itself in the house next door to some lazy slob whose
family and friends call 'Jim', who has taken a small peek at the new
neighbors through the kitchen and noticed that one of them was the striking
resemblance of a hot-looking babe known as Luci Victoria, the Sheffield,
England beauty who has been Playboy Magazine's September 2003 Playmate of
But while he was still looking at the Luci Victoria-clone doing some
exercises in only her birthday suit with wide-eyes and open mouth, Jim's
equally-beautiful wife known as Cheryl has stepped into the kitchen, tapped
two of her fingers on his shoulder and asked, "Jim, may I ask what do you
think you're staring at like that?"
That has caused a startled Jim to quickly turn his head towards Cheryl, clear
his throat and answered, "I was just looking at the... great stuff that our
new neighbors are moving into that new house of theirs." only to have a
suspicious Cheryl to take a look through the window and catch a glimpse of
the naked British Playmate-double doing some yoga exercises.
And of course, that has caused a shocked Cheryl to turn her angry eyes at her
husband, placed her hands on her hips and said, "Oh, yeah!She really must
have some of that 'great stuff' on her!You are such a pain-in-the-ass prick!"
just before his best friend, an equally-lazy slob whose name was Andy has
stepped into the house and asked, "Why do I have a feeling that now is not a
good time for a visit?"
"Sorry, Andy. It's just that Cheryl and I are having a little disagreement
about our new next-door neighbors!", that was what an upset Jim has answered
Andy's question with just before an angry Cheryl has grabbed her brother by
his tee-shirt and said, "Andy, I think that you should go upstairs and help
Dana and Ryan take some boxes out to the car!Don't you agree?"
And after he had looked at his sister's angry eyes and realized that it was a
good enough time for him lend a helping hand to their sister, Dana and her
husband known as Ryan Gibson with those boxes, Andy has left the kitchen just
in time for Jim to sit himself down at the kitchen table, place his hand on
his forehead and say, "Look, Cheryl. I really am sorry about that. It's just
that when I saw our new neighbor doing her exercises like that, I had
suddenly became reminded of that wild and sexy honeymoon that we had gone on
after our wedding."
And then, after she had suddenly realized exactly what Jim was talking about,
an embarressed Cheryl has let out a sigh, sat herself down on her beloved
husband's lap, wrapped her arms around him and said, "No, Jim. I'm the one
who's sorry. You see, it's just that I had suddenly became so jealous that I
had forgotten all about... what I'm trying to say is...!"
But just as she was about to say another word, Jim has placed his gentle hand
on Cheryl's lap and gave her a deep and passionate kiss on the lips just
before her sister, Dana has walked into the kitchen, cleared her throat and
said, "I hate to break-up you two lovebirds like this, Cheryl. But I think
that it's time for Jim to drive us over to the charity flea market."
Just then, after Dana and Ryan had placed themselves inside a minivan with
Jim and Cheryl's kids -- Ruby, Gracie and Kyle -- and some boxes of junk with
the words 'charity flea market' on them, Jim has given his beloved wife a big
gentle hug and 'goodbye' kiss on the cheek just before he had placed himself
inside the minivan and started driving away from the house.
But then, as soon as the minivan was finally out of sight, a curious Cheryl
has carefully moved herself over to the backyard of the house next door in
order to really check out the new neighbors, but as soon as she has placed
herself on the new neighbor's backyard and noticed the fantastic swimming
pool that they had already installed, some past memories had suddenly
reappeared within her mind.
And then, after she had looked around and made sure that there was no one
else moving towards her, a small-smiling Cheryl has stripped off all of her
clothes, placed her bare-ass naked body inside the pool and started swimming
around in the cool and refreshing water.
But just as she was about to climb herself back out of the pool, Cheryl has
suddenly found herself looking at the faces of the Playmate-clone and her
handsome husband, causing an embarressed Cheryl to clear her throat and say,
"I really am sorry about doing this to you guys. I'll just put my clothes
back on and get my ass out of here."
But as soon as she has gotten herself out of the pool and was about to
pick-up her clothes, the Playmate-double has placed her gentle hand on
Cheryl's bare shoulder and say, "No. You really don't have to leave. You
see, we're just as curious about you as you are about us. By the way, my
name is Nancy Cage and this is my husband, Scott. May we ask what your
And then, after she had let out a sigh of relief and introduced herself to
the new neighbors, Cheryl has followed both Nancy and Scott into their new
house, where they had stepped into the living room and the Cages had allowed
a confused Cheryl to ask, "Why do you guys want me to stand in here naked?"
The answer to that question had came to her soon enough, for as soon the
Cages had taken all of their clothes off, Nancy has started pumping two of
her fingers in and out of her hot, wet pussy and carressing her own tits with
the other hand and Scott had began stroking his stiff cock right in front of
his beloved wife and their new neighbor.
And after a curious Cheryl has allowed herself to drop her clothes down to
the floor, Scott has moved himself closer to Cheryl and started licking all
over her nude body -- all the way down to her hot, moist snatch and
carressing her firm breasts just before she has placed her hands on Scott's
bare shoulders and said, "Aaaahhhh, yeeeessss! That's it! Do it, Scott! Touch
me! Touch me there! Suck my wet pussy dry! Aaaahhhh!"
And then, after Nancy has moved herself closer to both Scott and Cheryl and
began sucking on her stiff mounts, Cheryl has suddenly realized that she was
able to experience the one thing that she has never experienced with anyone
other than Jim before, for she was experiencing pure and untamed erotica...
and enjoying every minute of it.
Just then, after Scott has placed his stone hard dick inside Nancy's pussy
and started licking on Cheryl's snatch, Cheryl has placed her hands on
Nancy's silky-smooth naked thighs and began sucking on her tits, causing a
sexually-energized Nancy to place her hands on Cheryl's bare back and yell
at the top of her lungs, "AAAAHHHH, YES! THAT'S IT! DO IT, CHERYL! DO IT,
SCOTT! TOUCH ME! SUCK MY TITS! FUCK THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME! MAKE ME WANNA
And then, after the three newfound bi-sexual lovers had started moving
themselves harder and faster and their lovemaking has finally moved itself
into the neighborhood, Scott, Cheryl and Nancy had came and collapsed due to
exhaustion and fell asleep with their naked arms in a lover's embrace.
Just then, as soon as Jim and the kids had finally returned home from the
charity flea market, gave his beloved wife a big hug and asked, "Say, Cheryl.
Did you do anything while we were out?" a small-smiling Cheryl has looked
over Jim's shoulder at Scott and Nancy's equally-smiling faces and answered,
"Oooohhhh, nothing much. I had just gone next door and welcomed some new
friends to the neighborhood."